In Chapter 38 of "Pass the Damn Salt Please," titled "Crazy Lady on the Bus Part Four," the speakers are Crazy Lady with a Bunch of Stuff and Riley. The conversation revolves around the concept of surveillance, with Crazy Lady claiming that there is a "little black box" under every computer on the Internet that monitors activities, likening it to a black box on an airplane but larger. The dialogue humorously explores her paranoia about being hacked, as she juggles multiple phones, each designated for different authorities, including the FBI and local police. Crazy Lady shares her experience of having her mother's ashes stolen, attributing it to "fishing," a term she uses for being targeted by hackers.
The chapter highlights themes of privacy, technology, and personal loss, showcasing Crazy Lady's eccentricity and Riley's bemusement. This exchange is significant as it reflects contemporary concerns about digital security and the absurdity of modern communication, all while maintaining a light-hearted tone. The reading was performed by Dan McLaughlin.