On a beautiful morning in Brighton, I tracked down Steve Kennard on the workshop floor at 1st Class Garage. After discussing a mysterious starter motor issue on a Volkswagennbsp;van, I noticed the rear end of an exotic looking Reliant Scimitar - brake cylinder problems. We finished the discussion was a rant from Steve on the way the revenue from car tax is being spent in the UK.
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Andy: Hello everyone, Irsquo;m standing with Steve Kennard in the forecourt of his wonderful garage, First Class Garage.
Hello Steve how are you today?
Steve: Yes, morning Andy, no fine making the most of this nice weather wersquo;re having. Itrsquo;s supposed to be getting to sort of 30 degrees today, but I donrsquo;t know that wersquo;ll quite reach that down here on the South Coast. But yes, itrsquo;s lovely, nice, pleasant good working conditions at the moment.
Andy: Yes, yes it is very. Irsquo;m surprised how acoustically quiet it is in here at the moment, why is that Steve? Itrsquo;s normally very noisy in the work shop. I mean you look busy, therersquo;s loads of cars here.
Steve: Yes, it is, therersquo;s a couple of guys just gone out on a road test. And everything.
Andy: nbsp;Thatrsquo;s more like it.
Steve: Yes just on cue, the compressor fires up, you know. But no I meanhellip;
Andy: Now it sounds like a garage.
Steve: Yes, yes I donrsquo;t doubt itrsquo;ll sound even noisier as it sort of goes on. Someonersquo;s bound to pick up an air tool or something like they usually do, when wersquo;re trying to sort of talk yes.
Andy: Actually itrsquo;s very much like that in an operating theatre, some of the tools they use on bones.
Steve: Yes, yes yoursquo;re right actually.
Andy: Thatrsquo;s a different story.
Steve: Oh absolutely, you know I mean I guess if you were to see some of the instruments they use you know. Like hacksaws when theyrsquo;rehellip;
Andy: Theyrsquo;re very similar to garage instruments, theyrsquo;ve got compressed air power devices.
Steve: Absolutely, and joint splitters, I mean we remember you used joint splitters to sort of split ball joints. Itrsquo;s no different like in the operating theatres, except that theirs are not covered in dirty grease and road grime, you know.
Andy: You mean you donrsquo;t dress up in greens and masks and things?
Steve: Well they say theyrsquo;re meant to be clean but I donrsquo;t know, Irsquo;ve got my doubts in some cases.
Andy: So whatrsquo;s been happening? Because there is lots of cars here. I can see a Volkswagen, a Renault Espace and a Volkswagen Van at the end I recognize from around Brighton, with the thing in the back window I recognize.
Whatrsquo;s going on? I know that thatrsquo;s got an interesting story, because itrsquo;s a starter motor mystery isnrsquo;t it?
Steve: Yes, yes itrsquo;s one- it came in a couple of weeks ago, it wouldnrsquo;t start, we had to go and recover it.
Andy: So itrsquo;s a Ford Transit is it?
Steve: No, this is a Volkswagen Caravelle.
Andy: Just testing.
Steve: Yes, okay.
Andy: Thatrsquo;s why itrsquo;s got a Volkswagen sticker on the back.
Steve: Obviously you need to go tohellip;
Andy: Specsavers.
Steve: Exactly, I didnrsquo;t want to mention it but, you know.
Andy: I was looking at the wrong van, I was looking at the one in front which is a Ford Transit.
Steve: Yes, thatrsquo;s the Transit, no the Transitrsquo;s just in for a knocking noise on the front. We know what that is.
And on the Caravelle, had a starting problem, we recovered it back here. Had a look at it and itrsquo;s - there was no - the starter motor itself is dead. Therersquo;s power going into the starter motor, nothing happening. So we put a new starter on it. Fine, tried it, road tested it everything was fine, and off it went like, you know.
So here we are again, two weeks down the road, its come back with starting issues. And when wersquo;ve sort of ...