From Woolies supremacy to being side-eyed at restaurants, this episode is serving all the spice that De Gama travelled so far for. 

We unpack why a Durban granny thought her stamp of approval was sufficient repatriation, Shahnaaz’s encounter with a school kid who casually dropped the K-word, the true crime story of Asanda and the stolen crayons, and the exhausting burden of being a one-woman UN ambassador for your entire race. 

We also ask the big questions: Why must POC be on their best behaviour just to prove a point? Why do racists always whisper like it makes them polite? And why are POC made to be the unwilling allies to ease the conscience of the covert racist.

From high school crushes to unprovoked DMs, we unpack how Shahnaaz fell for a future drug dealer, and how Asanda planned a non-consensual wedding unbeknownst to her groom. And, that's only 15 minutes in. We talk ghosting, gym bunnies, and the art of catching feelings for people who give us absolutely nothing.

In this episode we chat about unusual coping mechanisms and the extremities people go to to try everything EXCEPT solving the problem. Duolingo, red hair, adopting a cat? We've been there.

In this episode we chat about how we met, our first impressions, trauma bonding, selling feet pics online and other unwanted extras along the way.

We're not saying we're fussy...but we draw the line at inflatables. On this episode we discuss our turn offs, relationship don'ts and how far we'd go for a fixer upper.

The last thing we imagined for our Girl's Trip to Zanzibar was getting attacked by jellyfish and being chased by tribal men. On this episode, relive the chaos with us as we dish the dirt on our first international trip together.

Get to know the hosts of Noted with thanks where we share a little about what makes us, us. We chat about the latest rants on social media, joining a cult, that damn wagon everyone is always trying to get back on and ultimately fangirl over fried chicken.