Pasta's World

Joy hopes visiting a psychic will improve her luck, but instead she gets sold SPANX. Each lady uses it for a day and disaster hits. Who's disaster is worse?

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The ladies are doing a beauty day but it gets interrupted by Elka's lawyer. All three get the hots for him and each throws themselves at him in a different way. Elka is not amused as she does not want to go to jail. She is advised to pretend to be senile to get out of her trial. At the courthouse, Elka sees Max with Agnes. They are going to get married. Elka isn't happy about this as she still loves Max. The court proceeding gets hairy. Elka takes control and runs off to find Max. Does she get there in time? Or is he already married to Agnes?

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Victoria is still broke. She joins a website to meet rich men. Elka has gone on a bender because she lost Max. Joy and Rick meet with the INS lawyer. Melanie meets Pete's mom. She learns that Hank from their first night in Cleveland is Pete's brother. Everyone winds up at Stormi's. Several disasters happen.

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Elka is in jail because Pete arrested her. No one can afford to bail her out as everyone's money is either tied up or frozen. Joy is also have trouble with her immigration status. She gets arrested for selling Victoria's chill pills for bail. There's a now a very good chance she will be deported. Their neighbor Rick comes to the rescue by selling some of his baseball collection. Does help Joy? Elka? Or both of them?

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A tornado is hitting Cleveland. Victoria is trying to get to her Emmy Award Show. Joy wants to get to her booty call. Melanie accidentally shouts to Pete that she loves him. Everyone winds up back at the house trying to shelter in the cellar with Elka. Turns out she has a few surprises hidden down there.

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Victoria is nominated for an Emmy. She doesn't think she will win as another nominee has died. Elka decides to help by starting a rumor online that Victoria has caught a horrible disease. Does Elka's deceit help Victoria or blow up in her face?

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Melanie has a new boyfriend and is acting like a teenager. Victoria agrees to help out by directing a play at a local high school. One goes great and the other turns into a disaster.

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While visiting her daughter, Melanie runs into her ex-husband and starts to have feelings for him again. Elka is going out with Max, but at a dance she also spends some time with Nick. The two men wind up fighting over Elka. Meanwhile, Anders gets back with his fiancé and Joy and Victoria step in. They demand that he let Melanie break up with him. After Melanie ends it she decides she wants to catch him at the airport. Joy and Victoria are forced to tell her the truth. She still goes to the airport to catch him, but is it a fairy tail ending? Who wins Elka's heart in the fight?

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While the three ladies are at the farmer's market, Melanie's mom calls. Elka invites her to come and visit. Melanie is horrified. Victoria decides to inviter her father as well. Joy thinks her mom won't come, but she arrives by video chat. The weekend is full of disasters between the ladies and their parents. There is even a disaster between two of the parents. Do they all survive the weekend?

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Melanie decides to throw a party to meet her neighbors. The party goes up in flames. Victoria gets a big Japanese endorsement for a product called Mrs. Ladypants. It turns out this is an adult diaper in a pant. Melanie tries to make things right with Rick, a neighbor and writer, who was at the party. She winds up in an embarrassing situation. Elka pulls one over on Victoria.

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