Holy smokes it's been a while folks!

We've got a ton of baseball and NBA to chat about so let's get to it!

In episode 261, Pat has another completely proposterous story that follows another story about Jeff slowing falling apart.

The rest of the show is a grab bag, NBA Finals, Acuña, the WNBA, Harrison Butker kind of but no one should care about that guy, and some breaking news that saves us from thinking anymore about a kicker!

In episode 260, Pat and Jeff discuss where Pat has been and get into the Roast of Tom Brady (hint, hint)

Later in the show, early over unders for the MLB season and there are a couple of guys Pat and Jeff HAVE to talk about from the NBA Playoffs.

In episode 259, Pat and Jeff discuss the NCAA Tournaments, South Carolina and UConn dominance, Caitlin Clark's future and more.

Next, perhaps the wildest Wrestlemania main event of all time happened on Sunday, what's next for professional wrestling?

Later, every pitcher's arm is falling off, lets wildly speculate with no medical training what the cause is because it seems like that's what the MLB is doing anyway!

Finally, a long overdue ode to Victor Wembanyama who, as this was being recorded, did a shamgod into a spin move for an easy layup at 7'5!!!!!!!!! Friggin alien.

In episode 258, Pat and Jeff discuss the Shohei Ohtani scandal.

Later in the show, it's all about the tournament and Caitlin Clark's impact on the game.

I'm sorry, Lou!

In episode 257, Jeff says goodbye to Justin Fields and wonders why he can't get as excited as some Bears fans seem to be.

Later in the show, it's the MLB preview as Pat and Jeff go through every team worth talking about and pick Division winners and Wild Card teams.

In episode 256, Pat talks about the experience of going viral and how it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Later, Pat and Jeff discuss whether Scott Boras overplayed his hand, try to find landing spots for the four available starting NFL QB's, and chat about how weird the NFL combine is.

Finally, as discussion about Caitlin Clark and whether her decision to enter the WNBA is a good one.

In episode 255, Pat and Jeff discuss the NBA All-Star game and what could be done to make it better.

Later in the show, they gear up for baseball season and chat about some things they're looking forward to.

In episode 254, a viscious dicussion about nuts breaks out and Pat and Jeff discuss the Super Bowl and the NBA trade deadline.

In episode 253, Pat and Jeff discuss the BIG GAME and who will come out on top, then Pat helps Jeff through whatever the hell is maybe or maybe not happening with Caleb Williams, and Jeff helps Pat through another Joel Embiid injury.

Later in the show, The Rock has returned to WWE and everyone hates him for some reason. Do Pat and Jeff smell what the WWE universe is cooking (I hate myself)