Pat Gray Unleashed

Pat Gray performs one of his Billboard Top 100 songs this morning. We have shut down our society ... and for what? Arrested for playing T-ball in a park. Defying lockdown orders. Is Jeffy about to strike it rich? Mayor Lightfoot can get a haircut, but you can’t! Jeffy gives up on the beard. President Trump threatens India. India responds. Why there is a shortage of medical masks in the United States. Does the World Health Organization have secret ties with China? Joe Biden picks up an endorsement ... oh, and he really likes fig newtons. A Democrat politician thanks President Trump for saving her life. Churches leery of taking federal money, for good reason.

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Everyone is wearing a mask, even Joe Biden! Maxine Waters says listen to Dr. Fauci and not President Trump. OK. ... They’re saying the same thing. Patients should be able to take whatever drug they want. Why the pushback against hydroxychloroquine? NBC Washington’s regrettable tweet about Governor Northam. The ways governments are tracking citizens in the wake of COVID-19. Drones everywhere! We go to our reporter on the streets for "ghetto facts." The queen speaks to her people. They’ll never take our feet and inches! Are sports close to returning? Airline travel down 95% from a year ago. American Airlines crams passengers in the rear of the plane. GDP down at least 30%? Chicago mayor not practicing what she preaches. The day the Earth stopped vibrating. Gender reveal party goes wrong. Hillary in "Silence of the Lambs." At least there are no illegal border crossings at the moment!

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A lot of death coming this week. Don’t go to the grocery store? Plenty of blame to go around for the COVID-19 outbreak, including China and the WHO. Televising a game of "HORSE"? NHL to play in North Dakota? Ticketed for watching a sunset! Snitches get ... rewards? Pedophiles set free while Americans get arrested for surfing. Americans will still stay at home even once the shelter-in-place is lifted. President George W. Bush was prepared for a viral outbreak, so what happened? President Barack Obama tapped into the nation’s N95 mask supply in 2009 but never replenished it. Gov. Newsom continues to praise President Trump. PM Justin Trudeau praises China’s dictatorship. AOC continues to bash America.

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Laredo, Texas, orders residents to wear masks when going out in public or using public transportation. Keith finds out what “Netflix and chill" means. Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp didn’t know asymptomatic people could pass the virus. Jeffy should have been in the Netflix show "Tiger King." Did "Tiger King" save Netflix? Stealing toilet paper? Are the wealthy buying out hotels? Tom Brady buys Derek Jeter’s house. An ironic neighborhood has the most cases of coronavirus in the country. Cuomo’s ex-girlfriend responds to speculation about whether he has nipple rings. Police put a message on a cop car. Nothing reusable in San Francisco. Do stores decide what’s essential and non-essential? "Wet" markets closed in China. Jay Leno shamed for dog comment. Another parody from Nation of Jake! Hair-freezing contest!

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More than 5,000 deaths from the coronavirus in the U.S. Celebrity succumbs to the virus; World War II veteran survives it. Las Vegas looks like a ghost town. Sen. Tom Cotton tried to warn us. Democrats investigating President Trump over the coronavirus? Democrats gave a lot of bad advice about COVID-19. Update on when we may get sports! A rain forest once called Antarctica home. Does CNN write real news stories on April Fools'? Cardi B isn’t handling the lockdown very well. What is wrong with Virginia? Man goes crazy because a store ran out of an item. Police pull over a man teaching his dog to drive a car? Another dog retrieves Cheetos from a local store for its owner. A truck full of toilet paper goes up in flames. Andrew Cuomo might have a hidden piercing? Cities take basketball rims off to stop people from gathering in groups.

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Is Oprah Winfrey running for president?! "Painful two weeks ahead" but reasons for hope. Watch out for COVID-19 scams! Jonathan Turley calls out his own network, CNN. Is the NFL coming back no matter what? Suzanne Somers and Dolly Parton heading to Playboy? New song from Bob Dylan. Canada stressing out about the United States border. Airlines set to shut down? A TV show Jeffy hasn’t seen! Kate Winslet teaches us how to wash hands. China’s wet markets are back at it. Mike Lindell is still receiving backlash from his speech. The Cuomo brothers go at it again on CNN. 

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Who is the Tiger King? How much of your freedom would you give up for your safety? Sweden has more freedom than the U.S. currently? Drew Brees is donating $5 million to the state of Louisiana. China, why are you still eating exotic animals?! NFL football gives us hope. FDA fast-tracking drug to stop COVID-19. Should we send cows to China? President Trump vs. Jim Acosta. The media will not apologize for false information against the president. Andrew Cuomo's ridiculous popularity spike. De Blasio wants to shut down churches. Pastor arrested in Florida for holding services. Don’t challenge Hillsborough County Emergency Policy Group. Trump relaxing mileage standards on vehicles. The glaring difference between New York and Texas. Big day for Space Force! It’s census time!

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Day 19 without sports. Production Act goes into effect. President Trump vs. Rep. Massie. The coronavirus stimulus was only "a down payment" for what’s to come, according to Speaker Pelosi. The WHO/U.N. carrying water for China over the coronavirus. Ready to have your cell phone tracked by the government? The mafia is also being crippled by the coronavirus. ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit says the NFL and college football should be postponed. Remembering Joe Biden’s words about #MeToo claims. How does a hospital go from 10,000 to 300,000 masks? Chuck Todd asks Joe Biden: “Is there blood on the president’s hands?” Cody Wilson, the 3D gun guy, is back!

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Jeffy joins the show from the bunker. New York is the coronavirus epicenter of America. Record week for unemployment. The pork inside the coronavirus bill. What exactly is in the CARES Act? Democrats are already planning for another huge stimulus package. We hold these truths, et cetera. Never accept the phrase, “One person can’t change the world.” Boris Johnson tests positive for coronavirus. Celebrities who have contracted the virus. Tell PatHeads about your small business! President Trump wants new guidelines for coronavirus containment. Suspending mortgage payments in California. Strings attached in the bailout bill. Mexicans are blocking Americans from entering? Which state is drinking the most during the coronavirus lockdown? Top 10 cities with the worst traffic. Things are bad ... but they’re not vegan bad! CEOs giving salaries up for employees. Is the Iranian government about to fall? Another celebrity speaks out against capitalism.

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The Senate passes the coronavirus bill. Something for everyone in the huge relief bill! Rep. Rashida Tlaib’s big plan to fund America. Step outside in Chicago? You risk arrest. Disobey lockdown order in Los Angeles? Prepare to lose your electricity and water. Nancy Pelosi claims spending bill was only about COVID-19. Rep. Schiff: Coronavirus relief bill is "for the health of our democracy." Joe Biden’s new troubles. How society is changing in the wake of the virus. Comrade Britney Spears? Don’t lick toilets!! Goodbye, Moviefone. The coronavirus is a gendered crisis? Unemployment numbers are out and they’re stunning. When is baseball going to start? More Democrat debates coming?

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