Jeffy is officially in his new house! California school shooting. The world's first cyborg? Enjoying Disney Plus yet? Keeping Netflix? Wolf Blitzer dismantled by Kellyanne Conway. Paper-clip hair accessory. Rep. Paul Gosar's fun tweets. The staff's "Mount Rushmore of Movies."

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America's meddling: It all goes back to Woodrow Wilson and George Soros. Rep. Nunes and Rep. Jordan take center stage. Rep. Schiff lies at the impeachment hearing. Republicans on the offensive. Glenn criticized by people who don't bother to watch him. Singer vs. Salvation Army and a football halftime show. Colin Kaepernick getting another NFL tryout? "Some men have periods too." Here comes Hillary Clinton 2020?

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The circus that is the Trump impeachment hearings begins today. Marco Rubio's "Common Good Conservatism." Matt Bevin hasn't conceded in Kentucky yet. Ann Coulter turning on Trump. SCOTUS allows gunmakers to be sued. Greta Thunberg leaves America today. New Greta mural in San Francisco. Trying out Disney Plus. Time to buy Netflix stock? ISIS bride wants to come back. Gender-neutral insanity continues.

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Cell phones and your glasses. Joe Biden's problem with Elizabeth Warren's health care plans. Bernie Sanders and his Second Amendment stance. What's Beto doing these days? Michael Jackson's socks up for auction. Democrats have big plans for Virginia! Which musician would you clone? Kanye West aka Genius Christian Billionaire. End tackle football? Pagan god positioned in front of the Roman Colosseum. Antifa desecrates a church.

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Great football weekend! President Trump's good day in Alabama. AOC hanging with Bernie Sanders in Iowa. Michael Bloomberg loves China. Andrew Yang karaoke!!! Breaking up the Squad over the 2020 campaign. ABC's supposed "whistleblower" speaks out. Donald Trump is changing the face of the federal judiciary. Tulsi Gabbard's stances on abortion and borders sound like a Democrat from the 1990s. The Washington Post takes apart Elizabeth Warren's "Medicare for All" plan. We added up the cost of streaming services. The new version of "Baby, It's Cold Outside."

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Michael Bloomberg running for president. Christian comedian falls from grace. Amazing day on "The View" and Joy Behar's blackface moment. Going after impeachment BEFORE President Trump took office. Hugging babies is controversial, apparently. Death threats for a compliment. Whistleblower attorney defends his older tweets. James wants to remain James. 502 copies sold for liberal journalist.

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Billionaires are getting nervous about the socialist Democrats. Pete Buttigieg talking scripture. Tulsi Gabbard visits "The View." Whistleblower's attorney was calling for impeachment in January 2017. Impeachment hearings start Wednesday. India's smog problem. New dress code for the New Zealand Navy. Sean Spicer still dancing! How Democrats are sparking a fracking surge. Kamala Harris wants a 10-hour school day?!

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Election results from around the country. ABC News hot mic on the Jeffrey Epstein saga. BCS rankings are out! National Stress Awareness Day. Conspiracy theory: Epstein killed himself! Time to investigate Bill Clinton? A football life: The cat. Scientists: "Untold" climate suffering ahead ... no matter what we do! Gamer gets a lifetime ban. Ban Thanksgiving?! The national anthem is divisive now?

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The Washington Nationals celebrate with President Trump. The U.S. is officially leaving the Paris agreement. Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg has both sides upset with him. Rep. Ilhan Omar's "dist-bin." Ranking the governors. NFL player loses gig over nasty tweets. Joy Behar explains the Dems' winning strategy. An AR-15 saves the day. Lots on ballots nationwide today and fun ballot proposals over the years.

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Bye-bye, Beto! Joe Biden has problems. Pete Buttigieg won't rule out a tax hike. Elizabeth Warren's plan to stick it to corporations. President Trump mocks poor Beto. Nancy Pelosi is the voice of reason for Democrats now?! Please pray for Jules May. Fun facts about Daylight Saving Time. Governor Andrew Cuomo says bad weather didn't happen before climate change. The "Unplanned" movie opens in Mexico to very large crowds. New border wall damaged.

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