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We’re talking tajín on fruit (and judging each other’s choices), Terrin’s daughter going full horror movie scream over a red racer snake during speech therapy, and Josselyn schooling us on venomous caterpillars in the South. Then things take a left turn (as usual): we relive our first tampon attempts, the very real pain of IUDs, and how men get to breeze through vasectomies with ice packs and Netflix.

We also break down the wild story of a Florida daycare worker who wrote a note to a parent—on a kid’s stomach. Yes, you read that right.

Finally, we’re manifesting our hot girl summer energy with excitement for the sun, school being OUT, and all the mayhem that comes with it.

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