It's Labor Day, plus it's Steve's birthday weekend, so here's a peek into our Patreon while we take a little time off. Remember to keep your prolapses moistened at all times during this heat wave!

(Original Patreon description)

Skinwalker Ranch has a new rich Mormon owner and the research staff he hired has a HUNKY AF new leader - Travis...fucking....Taylor. Oddly enough, Dr. Taylor looks like he was born Mormon...but isn't. Conspiracy? Alien eugenics?! All we know is that he's from "where the rockets that went to the moon were made." Listen up to see what we think of this new series for 2020 that crosses over the paranormal, UFOs, ancient aliens, and super douchey post-reality show security guards who we fucking hate.