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ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Ten (10) Razzball Patreon members will randomly be selected to compete against Grey, Rudy and a slew all the biggest names in the fantasy baseball industry in this years RazzSlam. Note your Patreon membership at the bottom of your RazzSlam Signup Form.

Now, without further ado, it’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle, plus the triumphant return of Dongkey Teeth. First we discuss the new semen tree planted by Grey's neighbor, right next to his driveway. Then we dig in on the extensive backlog of penis news stories, including erection cream lip treatments, Russian pilots with penis shaped flight patterns and a tiny chameleon with massive genitalia. Plus spinach has now learned to email and you won't believe all the email scams spinach is dreaming up.

Tune in now for all the laughs and Albright cackles you can handle by signing up for the exclusive Razzball Patreon Club for only $5/month, or upgrade to receive the weekly podcast plus early access to all of Grey's 2021 fantasy baseball rankings and posts for just $13/month!

Find all of this week’s hilarious stories here: