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This week on I Can't Believe It's Not Not News, Global pandemic be damned, Donkey Teeth sends comedian Billy Hurley and Master of Lothario Grey Albright all around the world to get the first hand scoop on some of the wildest news stories you'll ever hear.

Billy visited an Emu sex party out in San Francisco, for the good of show, of course. And Grey covered this week's top story from across the pond as a man had a prosthetic penis attached to his arm. I know, you can't believe it's not not news, right? But it is news!