** SIGN UP @ PATREON.COM/HARDFACTOR FOR WEEKLY FLORIDA MAN SHOWS AND OTHER BONUS CONTENT Well well well, as predicted, Florida Man came back in a big way to start the new year right. Plenty of wild tales this week that should get your juices going to enjoy the weekend. - Key West discussion including old man Hemingway and Hunter S Thompson - Crazed old man in electric scooter has too much Gulf Coast vodka and goes on knife wielding rampage - Woman with out of state plates takes huge dump at middle school in possible revenge scheme - Skilled road rage couple gets big aggressive road rage out on other couple, all with three kids in back of car - Florida Man sets fire to Christmas tree and damages an iconic statue in Key West upsetting the locals - Lazy drug dealer with hilarious hair cut gets 2.6 pounds of cocaine sent to him via USPS - Pokemon collector steals Pokemon cards from Walmart and gets caught the second time

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