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“Finishers That Don’t Finish & Gazing Balls That Might”
This week, Pat learns a hard lesson about procrastination, especially when real life throws a wrench in your podcast plans. From a hacked social media meltdown to a dead skunk mistaken for a penguin, Pat dives into a chaotic week filled with dad moments, wrestling rants, and the ceremonial placement of Aunt Rosie’s sacred gazing ball.
He breaks down WWE’s Crown Jewel match-by-match, including why Cena vs. AJ Styles should’ve closed the show, and why finishing moves don’t finish anymore. Plus, the Road Rage bit gets resurrected thanks to a real-life Troy, NY sequel, and Pat shares how seasonal material and old jokes can find new life.
Featuring: 🐧 Gio’s penguin logic 🥫 Waterboarding a jar of salsa 🪩 Aunt Rosie’s spring ritual 🛻 Road Rage: Boston vs. Troy 🎤 Bolton Landing show recap & shoutouts 📍 Upcoming November dates in Little Falls, Mechanicville, and Plattsburgh
"I almost called him chief."
The ComicPat Podcast—where humor meets heart. Stand-up comedian Pat DaBiere shares some chuckles and insights in a laid-back vibe. Tune in for relatable stories, some rants, and genuine moments. Subscribe now, because missing out is just not funny.
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“At 9 years old I picked up a microphone and started announcing the go-kart races”
It's the "reboot episode" of The ComicPat Podcast—where humor meets heart. Stand-up comedian Pat DaBiere shares some chuckles and insights in a laid-back vibe. Tune in for relatable stories, some rants, and genuine moments. Subscribe now, because missing out is just not funny.
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This Week Pat talks about: The Rapture, Behind The Joke, and Urinal Etiquette?
All on The ComicPat Podcast—where humor meets heart. Stand-up comedian Pat DaBiere shares some chuckles and insights in a laid-back vibe. Tune in for relatable stories, some rants, and genuine moments. Subscribe now, because missing out is just not funny.
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This Week Pat talks about: Space turds, Christmas lights and Slip ons?
All on The ComicPat Podcast—where humor meets heart. Stand-up comedian Pat DaBiere shares some chuckles and insights in a laid-back vibe. Tune in for relatable stories, some rants, and genuine moments. Subscribe now, because missing out is just not funny.
#comicpatpodcast #standupcomedy
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This Week Pat talks about: Flex Seal, Rabbit Hole 1 or 2, and Florida Man?
All on The ComicPat Podcast—where humor meets heart. Stand-up comedian Pat DaBiere shares some chuckles and insights in a laid-back vibe. Tune in for relatable stories, some rants, and genuine moments. Subscribe now, because missing out is just not funny.
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The ComicPat Podcast—where humor meets heart. Stand-up comedian Pat DaBiere shares some chuckles and insights in a laid-back vibe. Tune in for relatable stories, some rants, and genuine moments. Subscribe now, because missing out is just not funny.
#comicpatpodcast #standupcomedy
This week Pat covers these topics
- Dad Had a Plan
- Not Even a Napkin Holder
- Thimble Rigging?
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The ComicPat Podcast—where humor meets heart. Stand-up comedian Pat DaBiere shares some chuckles and insights in a laid-back vibe. Tune in for relatable stories, some rants, and genuine moments. Subscribe now, because missing out is just not funny.
#comicpatpodcast #standupcomedy
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From the publisher's feed
Pat’s Lazy Podcast is the world’s first proudly self‑aware anti‑podcast.
No segments. No interviews. No production value. No hustle‑culture pep talks.
Just Pat DaBiere reading his Substack out loud, so you don’t have to — stories, observations, and whatever else he felt like writing that week. It’s the audio equivalent of sweatpants: comfortable, low‑effort, and somehow exactly what you needed.
And in the spirit of full transparency: Pat didn’t even write this description. He made his AI do it because… well, it’s a lazy podcast. It fits.
If you want the written version, it’s on Substack. If you want something more polished, this probably isn’t for you.
Welcome to the laziest podcast on the internet. Enjoy responsibly.