Paws Rewind

Are we turning into our moms? We share advice our mothers gave us, including marriage wisdom and boob-touching magic. Also featured in this episode: Susie’s tool-stealing, Angie’s opinions on American cheese and mayo, and Gwyneth’s overpriced vag candle.

What does your favorite color say about you? We dig into colorful personalities and try not to throw too much shade. Also featured in this episode: Susie’s a not-so-secret Hamburgler; people are sunning “where the sun don’t shine,” Angie slows the F down; and … who the hell gets the right to decide the color of the year?

Compression boots, sober curiosity, and animal flow classes — we chew the fat on these and more wellness trends of the new year. Also in this episode: Angie walks into a glass wall, and Susie puts the skids under entertaining.

Happy 2020! New Year’s resolution? How about a New Year’s REVOLUTION? Let’s get real up in here, friends. Also on this week’s episode: Susie makes her goals in cavewoman-speak; Angie has a relationship with her pens; a discussion on the “gift” of whooping cough; twerking shenanigans — and, as always — much more!

Remember Christmas in the 70s and 80s? We relive our Christmas Vacation-esque memories, including such greats as a “divorce decree” Christmas carol and a nearly decapitated Christmas tree angel. Also featured: women who rock, chime candles, and crappy stocking stuffers.

Kick holiday stress in its shiny butt — we have ideas! Also included in this episode: the, um, interesting smell of cumin; bucking the holiday expectations system, and more!

We’re no longer giggly teenage girls — well, no longer teenage girls — but why shouldn’t we talk about past and present crushes, celebrity or otherwise? This week, we discuss our “types” and our opinion on the Sexiest Man Alive situation over at People Magazine. Also featured in this episode: holiday shopping habits and fart-masking jeans (they’re a thing!).

A second cookie? Yes, please! This week, we’re giving you the green light to enjoy all those holiday treats you enjoy, and not give one sh*t about it. Life’s too short to waste good mashed potatoes. Also featured in this episode: Susie’s chiropractor’s got boozy gifts to give, and Angie’s got the 411 on her latest cult-tastic TV find.

Are you ever too old to do something daring with your hair? We don’t think so. Even if you could never pull off the Farrah look back in the day, you can still rock those locks in a million different ways. Also featured in this episode: the questionable glory of canned cranberry “sauce;” marinating in gin and tonics, and more.

Do you have Resting Bitch Face (RBF)? First of all, who cares, and why are some people only comfortable when we smile? “You look prettier when you smile.” STFU. Also featured in this episode: Susie’s been living in an Amish Paradise (sort of); and why does Angie always end up with a different version of the same haircut?