Paws Rewind

Applying secret make-up, gossiping, naughty rendezvous-ing, losing jewelry in the toilet — the ladies’ room has and continues to be a cornucopia of sweet, funny, and, um, interesting memories. This week, we flush out our brains and recall some of our favorite ladies’ rooms shenanigans. Also featured in this episode: bathroom stall poetry, new hairdos, and pre-holiday drinking.

Do you still rock the same music you did years ago? Do you turn it up to 11, even though you might embarrass family members? This week, we tune in to our musical faves from then and now, and wonder why some people don’t like artists or songs they did back in the day. Also in this episode: one of us was on jury DOODY and the other’s meditation practice is totally making waves — energy waves, that is.

Who didn’t watch the Bradys? Whether we loved or hated them, they probably had an impact on us as kids and may have even affected how we parented. We dive into our experiences with The Brady Effect and even discuss He Who Shall Not Be Named (cousin Oliver). Also covered in this episode: one of us has a new job and the other one is doing a great job procrastinating. All of this … and more!

As we age, our bodies change in “interesting” ways, but we can still rock those flawsome bods! On this episode, we gab about wrinkles, flab, and aches … and also share three things we love about our own bodies. Love on yourself! Also featured: the love/hate relationship we have with scary movies, and a woman in love with a carnival ride (for realz) — and more!

We’re not cougars, but one of us thinks she could be if she were single. And what’s a “jaguar?” A “puma?” We answer these burning questions and more on this episode. Also discussed: a crazy manifesting crystal AND getting trampled by moose (not at the same time), and more!

We chat about the variety of freedoms and don’t-give-a-shits that can happen once we reach a certain age. Why not try a new hobby — like making tiny cat sculptures out of aluminum foil? Or be totally badass and eat cereal for dinner? Also included in this episode: Susie’s surprise dates and Angie’s anxiety over … everything.

You know those articles that try to convince us women what’s “appropriate” to wear after a certain age? Screw that. We break down those lists of “rules” and expose the BS. Also included in this episode: house-hunting hijinx and rubberdoll addictions.

Welcome to the introductory episode of Feminine Hinjinx! On our maiden voyage, we give a bit of an introduction of ourselves and the podcast before sharing our opinions and experiences with friendships on the other side of 40.

On our final installment of Paws Rewind, we recall favorite episodes and the moments that gave us the biggest belly laughs. Following nostalgic talk about nostalgia, we offer an exclusive preview of our new podcast, Feminine Hijinx, where we reinvent the other side of 40 with sass, crass, and kicking ass. Listen in for the all the podcast-y goodness. Thank you for the Paws Rewind love — you’ve made it memorable and FUN!

We go digging in The Dirt with Mötley Crüe this week on Paws Rewind. Have you seen the Netflix movie or read the book? You should — but only if you have a strong stomach. We dish the, um, details of life as an L.A. rock band back in the day. Also featured: run-ins with Axel Rose and our cats’ weird drinking and eating habits.