Seth and Sean discuss Seth caving and shaving his moustache, the Rangers coming to town for a weekend series vs the Astros, if they agree with Seth Walder of ESPN's offseason grade for the Texans, go through the day's Headlines, lay out the top storylines with the Rangers coming to town this weekend, dive into the Astros' clearly flawed process bringing guys back from injuries, Seth tells about the time he had some sort of witch doctor for a nurse, they assess the odds of Nico Collins leading the league in receiving yards this coming season, lay out 5 reasons to hate the Texas Rangers as suggested by listeners, discuss who showed up on ESPN's Top 10 list of Tight Ends as determined by anonymous executives, coaches and scouts, see if anyone can dethrone the current champion Joy Taylor's based WNBA take in the first Take-a-mania in 2 weeks, discuss the Rafael Devers ghosting Will Clark for some extra pregame 1B practice getting weirder, lay out what excites them most about the Astros series vs the Rangers this weekend, and see what Lopez and Luke have for the question of the day.