Seth and Sean do their first Take-a-Mania in a couple weeks to see if Adam Rank, Paul Pierce, John Hollinger or Kevin Kietzman's bad takes can dethrone Joy Taylor's based take on Caitlyn Clark.

Seth and Sean get prepared for the Astros weekend series vs the Rangers by laying out 5 reasons to hate them as suggested by our listeners on the text page.

Seth and Sean assess the odds that Texans WR Nico Collins could lead the NFL in receiving yards this coming season, and discuss David Culley and Lovie Smith both showing up in CBS's list of the top 25 worst NFL head coaching hires of the 2000's.

Seth and Sean dive into a funny medical story from when Seth had a nurse who tried to heal him with some sort of incantation or spell.

Seth and Sean dive into the top 3 storylines as the Rangers come to town this weekend and discuss the Astros' process for bringing guys back from injuries being called into question due to frequent issues.

Seth and Sean dive into what Seth Walder of ESPN graded the Texans for this offseason, what grade they'd each give, and if they agree with his reasons.

Seth and Sean discuss Seth caving and shaving his moustache, and dive into some of the big storylines of the Rangers-Astros series coming up this weekend.

Seth and Sean discuss Astros injury frustrating nearing a fever pitch after Jake Meyers hurt himself taking the field to start the game, react to Max Muncy setting the record straight on Orel Hershiser's Astros cheating drive-by over the weekend, talk the Rockets extending Jabari Smith, go through the day's Headlines, assess if CJ Stroud needs to be more intense about mistakes made on offense moving forward akin to how Joe Burrow is in the Quarterback! clip making the rounds, react to Kevin Kietzman saying Patrick Mahomes is fat now, talk about "Vet Vet" Laremy Tunsil's spot on the NFL Network's Top 100, lay out which Texans they think will show up on NFL Network's Top 100 list and where they'll show up on it, dive into the odds of which NFL Head Coach will be the first to get fired this season, react to the Astros getting an A on ESPN's MLB report card, discuss which (if any) Texans players landed on ESPN's Top 10 List of Safeties as determined by a survey of anonymous executives, scouts and coaches, dive into how bad the Astros are at assessing injuries, which seemed to be showcased by Jake Meyers hurting himself as he was taking the field to start the game last night, talk about a great development regarding the Texans’ week 2 MNF matchup with the Bucs, and see what Lopez and Luke have for the question of the day.

Seth and Sean discuss Astros injury frustrating nearing a fever pitch after Jake Meyers hurt himself taking the field to start the game, react to Max Muncy setting the record straight on Orel Hershiser's Astros cheating drive-by over the weekend, talk the Rockets extending Jabari Smith, and go through the day's Headlines.

Seth and Sean discuss if CJ Stroud needs to be more intense about mistakes made on offense moving forward akin to how Joe Burrow is in the Quarterback! clip making the rounds, react to Kevin Kietzman saying Patrick Mahomes is fat now, and talk about "Vet Vet" Laremy Tunsil's spot on the NFL Network's Top 100.