My dear friend Diana has a twenty acre no-kill animal refuge featuring over thirty cats, several oppossum, vultures, and even a groundhog. She and her husband are hard workers with their own environmental services business, but the economy's bellyflop and last winter's record snowfall have hit them hard. In an attempt to help a truly wonderful lady and her cause, I will do a show at this hour each evening from tonight until April 14th to hopefully raise both awareness and cash. All donations will go directly to her account, and I'll spice things up with special offers. Thank you.

I had the pleasure of speaking with someone who”s made an extremely lucrative living by knowing the business, and was honoured by his following statement: “With your ability to keep your name and product viable for twenty-five years you are, yes, a cultural icon. You knew the value of selling out and never apologized. I can’t see me buying any of your things or joining your group but I respect your tenacity and self-deprecating humour.” I can’t wait for the trolls to challenge me on the “meme” bit.

An incident which occurred this morning underscored the awful reality of how children are far too often used as pawns, bargaining chips, and excuses. It must stop.

I can't help but suppress a chuckle and bite my lip when the self-righteous advocates of "organic" gardening chitter and squeal at my use of Miracle-Gro, proving they are yet another pathetic group of sheep with no science? behind them.

Desperation, frustration; one can hear the gnashing of teeth. I love it! TNS continues with another show focusing on true Satanism (i.e. me) as many watch in awe and scream "How did he do it? We were so sure!"

You'd think people would know by now that so long as I bear the mirror to the soul and the torch of truth I will win in the end. Is that bubble wrap I hear a poppin' or...?

It's hard not to be amused by those who claim an intimate knowledge of Satanism while failing to grasp what it truly entails. They act as if it's an extension of the occult but it most definitely is not. On tonight's show I'll give my take on the difference between true atheistic Satanism and actual devil worship, and I'll explain why I have no patience for dolts who either literally or figuratively pray to and genuflect before still another man-made entity. i shall also admit to my thirty-five year involvement in the Left Hand Path — thus the show's title.

It’s sad that this far into the 21st century there are still millions of the unwashed masses embracing the belief that the United States government is there only to enslave us. This show will address that idiocy.

Major differences separating me and the commoners include not just my goods looks, intellect, wit, and compassion, but also the fact that I ALWAYS admit when I'm wrong.

The Worldwide Church of Satanic Liberation has reached yet another milestone no other Satanic organization can claim - 6000 paid members! This show will focus on the WCSL, it's inception, and where it has succeeded and — according to some — failed.