What better way to cool off in this oppressive heat than to grab an ice cool adult beverage and listen to me?

The grandkids are here - and maybe even Simon and his mom!

Take two. The noon show had to be ended early but I don't want my fans to feel cheated so I rescheduled it. Be there or go f**k yourselves.

Seriously. I am.

Per a request. I love you, lady.

If I have to add anything to that? Do us all a favour and arrange for your sorely needed dirt nap.

Trust me on this, folks...

All twelve of my BTR listeners asked me to slate a show for today so they can be there live. Being the man I am with a firm understanding of the fact that my fans are why I am indeed a cultural icon and international Satanic superstar, I agreed. You little bastards better show.

It's a beautiful day, my health is fine, I'm in a good mood, yet all this is tempered by the loss of the lovely Lucia. Today's show will be a general mishmash as usual, but I'll be offering anecdotes about a truly beautiful lady I was honoured to have as a friend.

I understand that to function as a productive member of society, life demands a level of maturity in both? interaction and decision making. Nevertheless, I refuse to lock away my extremely vital inner child; I've seen just how destructive that has been for those who do.