I'm still the best, most entertaining, most talked about, and overall cute and lovable Director/Magus/High Priest/Grand Poobah in Satanism.

You'll get it unless you spend your alone time picking nits off your mate - and eating them.

I have said for years that there haven't been enough abortions, It was basically done to annoy the far-right born-again freaks, and I didn't really believe it. Now I'm not so sure...

And no doubt the fact I'm such an all-around amazingly wonderful person plays a significant part.

(Did I mention the Joy of Satan is easily one of the most laughable "Satanic" clubs out there? I'll explain why.)

Random Saturday silliness. I'll be covering topics ranging from why I believe Beefaroni is an Illuminati plot to Debbie Gibson being hot.

Anton LaVey was human garbage. He beat his wife, his pets, put his children in dangerous situations, and did NOTHING about the fact his daughter Zeena was raped and impregnated as a thirteen-year-old. Then again her mother was equally silent... Nice family. Yet there are those who worship the ground this dysfunctional group walked on, and believe his mostly plagiarized Satanic Bible is Holy Scripture. These genuflecting sychophants should never breed.

The occult is no less infected by parasites than any other belief system. Elitists thinking their excrement doesn't stink to the drug addled and alcohol soaked cretins; tonight I offer them an open forum to explain the vitriol and lies they've aimed at me over the tears. I'm betting no one shows.

Racists of ANY bent (whites, blacks, asians, Mexican, etc) need to grow up. And sexists? Get a hobby!

It's been an exhausting five days. A great deal of introspection occurred but ultimately I came to the conclusion I shall NEVER be stymied by those who choose to judge based on an image they refuse to understand.

While I'm the last person to chastise anyone for a healthy embrace of the past, stagnation occurs when one chooses to live there. Trust me, folks, I understand how easy it can be to want to live on beautiful memories, but nothing good comes out of looking backwards while life is moving full speed ahead.