While pretentious occultists embrace spending a vast portion of their lives reading meaningless, boring, and irrelevant books dealing with, well, meaningless, boring, and irrelevant garbage, the WCSL is intent on education in the fine art of Nothingness.

I’m always amused by the envious bile duct scrapings who trash me for my techniques and business acumen, yet emulate me the moment they get an audience. I call them out this evening. John Allee, Lillee Allee (Lisa Chapman), Tani can-you-be-any-crazier-than-I Jantsang, Peter (Rodentboy) Gilmore, Peggy what’s-wrong-with-goose-stepping Nadramia, Stanton I’m proud-of-my-father-even-though-he-knocked-up-a-13-year-old LaVey, Ygraine Gabrielle Mitchell (née Gidney), every eyeliner-wearing poof wiccan with his sham wife; we’ll see if they can live up to their own hype by joining in the discussion.

Relationships are complicated we know, but occasionally they implode/explode for no logical reason. If you're unfortunate enough to be the recipient of the fallout you soon realise sometimes it's best to cut your losses and run.

Ronnie James Dio — arguably the finest voice in Heavy Metal — turns 67 today and I would be remiss if I didn’t pay tribute to both the man and his music. Tonight’s show will feature both classic cuts and gems from the rare soundboard recording of the Milwaukee 1994 Birthday Show. AND! As a bonus the fifth caller gets a free copy of it — no matter where in the world you live!

In honour of Independence Day, this evening’s show will celebrate not only the United States of America being without a doubt the greatest country on Earth, but also the WCSL’s global recognition as THE pre-eminent Satanic organisation.

The WCSL has reached the 4700 paid member pinnacle! This evening’s show looks back at the inception of The WCSL and all who helped influence me, the organization, and my desire to expose the Church of Satan for the sham it is. I’ll also reveal the cool offer we have if we can acquire 5000 paid members by New Years Eve.

For the last twenty-three years June 8th has been Vilify A Vegan Day when all good PDV lovin’ WCSL members (and Satanists in general) expose those self-righteous, pretentious pri*ks for what they are. From stuffing their mailboxes with Whoppers, to leaving slaughterhouse sounds on their voicemail, we red-blooded carnivores will not allow vegans to stay long atop their ivory towers. Nay we say! Drag them kicking and screaming to a barbeque and force them to watch Babe rotate on the spit! Squeal like a pig, boy! Squeal like a pig.

I promised one of the most important people in my life that I'd stop drinking until July 4th (I know, I know, but baby steps are better than nothing), and today is day two. I'm edgy, my hands are shaking, and I want to throw things at my doves who refuse too shut up. But otherwise it sure is a fine day!

I hate you all.

Many believe that yesterday is nothing more than one's vault for memories, but the fertile ground our experiences were cultivated in is equally capable of bringing forth the ability to lift veils and open doors - to allow us the chance of bridging many chasms. My life is proof of that.

If the psycho born-again Christers had an ounce of common sense they'd know only fiscal Satanism can save the best system on Earth - capitalism.