My friend Joanna has an organization which uses the unfairly maligned Bull Terrier as therapy dogs. She can't do it alone, folks, so I'm doing two weeks worth of shows to help raise both funds and awareness for her cause. Your participation will be greatly appreciated.

Mother Nature does that to me.

Hell, what with the rain, wind, and cold, there's not much else to do here.

And you know who you are...

Then again thinking back on some of the things I've done amongst the trees, thickets, and moors, I probably already have.

It was expected. Sadly. Not twenty-four hours after Bin Laden was destroyed, the pretentious, self-righteous pantywaists are saying civilized folk wouldn't celebrate his death because - are you sitting down? - he was was human too. Excuse me while I get my sickness bag. It's got Bin Laden's face on it.

If I have to explain? You're all dumber than even I imagined.

Hell, I'm not doing much around Castle Valentine anyway...

Yep. Another bitchfest from your brother in Belial...

America built a good portion of it's greatness upon our ability to rally together in times of need. The horrific storms that struck Tuscaloosa, etc., and are now reaching up to New England provide yet another chance for us to set aside differences and come together as a caring, cohesive whole.