Without a doubt, 99.9% of the people who have stabbed me in the back throughout my life have claimed to be Christian. If I'm wrong and Jesus does indeed exist, these folk are in for one Hell of an afterlife.

There's a very real chance of severe storms here this afternoon, which is why my closet is fully stocked (I'll explain on the show), the sunflowers are already three inches high, and there are idiots claiming to have formed the first "Satanic Alliance". It's going to be one of those shows...

This kid has to be the biggest klutz on Earth. And I'd give my life for him.

Sure I've had my share of potholes, bellyflops, and flying bricks, but my life continues to be one of happiness, love, and world dominat- Huh?

Their mind-numbing pablum is laughed at by the intellectually sound, but there are many who believe everything they say - despite science, history, and common sense. The Worldwide Church of Satanic Liberation has worked hard to fight against such potentially dangerous lunacy over the last quarter century, and will continue to do so.

True egotistic, atheistic Satanism has always focused upon the bettering of the Self through education, experience, and introspection. Since the late 1980s it has been infested by schoolyard cowards who dreamt of power, and the bullies who wanted even more. When all is said and done and the vitriol stops spewing, the nouveau-satanist is at once both the coward and bully who quickly falls into the trap of believing his/her own lies.

The rigid format of recurring shows at a set schedule is not for me. So I'll once again do these whenever I damn well please.

The five nights a week format just wasn't worth it; I have a life, and I'm not being paid enough to set my schedule aside each night to do this. My guest this evening is my wife.

Insight, opinion, and truth by the world's most recognizable and successful purveyor of True Satanism.

We're expecting temps as high as 81 and I'm loving it! Too bad I have a groin pull and can't play in the dirt...