On today’s Peaches Pit Party, Peaches returns from a Father’s Day weekend full of bug bites, junk food, and deeply cursed conversations about baby names, ketchup, and international warfare.

Featured in today’s chaos:

• A parent names their baby “Chernobyl Hope” because apparently nuclear fallout and optimism go hand-in-hand.
• Peaches is now obsessed with a Twitter account called the Pentagon Pizza Report, which might be predicting global military strikes based on late-night Domino’s orders.
• His knees and elbow were devoured by mystery bugs, and sitting down now feels like squashing grapes inside your legs.
• Tourists in Italy destroy a priceless art chair to take a photo, because of course they did.
• “To Peach Their Own” hits new controversy highs: ketchup on eggs, ketchup on mac & cheese, and a real-life ketchup drawer in Viktor’s office.
• He ranks the happiest fast food workers, reflects on In-N-Out PTSD, and offers support to anyone who’s ever been told they’re “too intense about condiments.”
• Plus: Saquon Barkley tops merch sales, MLB baseballs are suddenly heavier (?) and a dude in Detroit celebrates a wedding by firing a gun out of a Lamborghini.

Also:

• Peaches considers dropping money on a 6,000-calorie colossal cupcake (because America),
• He tries to share a Father’s Day post that gets eaten by Facebook,
• And he discovers that a guy from his high school is now hot and on Love Island.

"To Peach Their Own" Question of the Day:
What is the funniest movie you’ve ever seen — like literally had you on the floor by the time it ended?
Spoiler: Peaches still hasn’t seen Dumb and Dumber. Yeah. We’re mad too.

Happy 1-year anniversary to Peaches Pit Party — and what better way to celebrate than with chaos, crimes, and controversial condiments.

Today on the show:

• A woman in Zoom court gets the virtual boot for showing up three hours late, wearing a bathrobe, and making a peanut butter & jelly sandwich while the judge talks felony charges.
• To Peach Their Own asks the world-shattering question: What immediately ruins a burger when it’s on it? Answers include pickles, tomatoes, Miracle Whip, and (controversially) eggs.
• Peaches reflects on his former high school classmate—now tattooed and dating on Love Island—while he debates AI therapy and fights with Reddit mods.
• A Florida Karen drives her SUV down a bike path to chase a teen she claims was “riding too fast.” You’ll never guess what her plan was.
• One guy tries to flee from police with a cop still sitting in the car. Spoiler: it doesn’t go great.
• And Jason Richardson subtweets his feelings, Lars from Metallica reads your memes, and Joey Chestnut may return to shove 80+ hot dogs into his face for freedom.

Also: Viktor still refuses to run, and Peaches still hates pickles. It’s Peaches Pit Party, baby. One year in, still weird.

Today’s Peaches Pit Party is a five-sense experience—from the shrimpy tang of Japanese candies to the nostalgic whiff of your kindergarten classroom. Join Peaches for a packed show as he:

• Revisits the Midweek Madness Munchies, where kelp chews, plum bonito candies, and shrimp crackers get passed around the KBEAR office like punishment snacks,
• Roasts In-N-Out fries after a Yelp-based ranking somehow crowned them the best in America (false),
• Shares the now-viral story of the Idaho Falls dump truck signal pole disaster—a moment of chaos caught on dashcam,
• Drops major Culver’s burger speculation (bring back the curd burger!),
• Unpacks Gen Z’s sudden obsession with BlackBerry phones and $170,000 Labooboo plush dolls (Steve Aoki, call us),
• Dives deep into the Peaches Needs a Pal saga and teases the idea for a “Peaches Pal” concert t-shirt you can sign at the next show,
• And explores weird scent nostalgia in To Peach Their Own—listeners weigh in with answers like race fuel, casino floors, brand new electronics, and even gunpowder.

PLUS:
 📉 A Florida man pees on spam.
 🍝 A Nationals player botches homemade pasta.
 📺 Peaches reviews Hollywood’s reboot addiction.
 💾 Viktor gets dragged over fast food bags and weird artwork.
 👕 Peaches considers bringing the signature tank-top signing trend to Idaho concerts.

You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, you might even sniff your electronics. It’s your daily dose of Peaches Pit Party nonsense.

On this wild Wednesday installment of Peach’s Pit Party, Peaches delivers a full buffet of nonsense, news, nostalgia, and the most polarizing chip opinions known to Idaho.

We start by mourning the loss of Beach Boys legend Brian Wilson, while simultaneously trying to understand how someone ended up banned from a bar after releasing a raccoon inside. (Yes, that happened.)

Elsewhere in this episode:

• Viktor gets accused of faking his workout hustle—so Peaches considers launching a prank campaign using the Fake My Run app.
• The To Peach Their Own topic of the day causes chip-fueled controversy: Pizza Pringles, Late Night Cheeseburger Doritos, and the Whole Shebang (discovered in prison!) all make the list.
• Mr. Beast is under fire as Peaches and Viktor roast his YouTube lies, challenge his Disneyland rental claim, and just straight-up decide they wouldn’t hang out with him.
• Peaches warns about putting flowers in your toilet tank, talks streaming content droughts, and shares his disgust for plain Lay’s (no apologies).
• Plus: Tool's Ozzy show drama, a Florida man’s 120 free flights via fraud, and how Mule DUI Guy became a repeat offender with livestock.

And in sports: Muhammad Ali gets a statue, Lee Corso gets one last headgear moment, and some guy scammed airlines better than Ocean's 11.

Also: Peaches reveals the official upload time for his Sleep Theory & Nevertel interview—Friday at 7PM on the KBEAR YouTube channel. Subscribe now or forever hold your late-night loaded taco chips.

Tired glutes, loud car alarms, and rich people sniffing volcano snow water—it’s another beautifully bizarre Tuesday on Peaches Pit Party.

Peaches kicks things off with breaking tour news featuring From Ashes to New, Magnolia Park, and Until I Wake, and then launches into a full-on rant about depressing jobs in America (spoiler: radio made the list and it totally checks out). From office chair-induced butt atrophy (yes, that’s real) to the absolute monstrosity of someone returning a bitten doughnut to the office breakroom box, today’s episode is part therapy session, part rage comedy.

In To Peach Their Own, listeners confess the concerts they regret missing—cue heartbreak over SevenDust at the Newberry, Linkin Park, and a Rockzilla rainstorm walkout. Also covered:

• The legend of the $13 million baseball card (don't let your kids near it)
• A dude who called in a fake bomb threat just because he missed his Spirit flight (yes, Spirit)
• Why multiple noises at once should be illegal
• How AI is taking over plush toys (looking at you, Labooboo)
• What not to bring to the Snake River Animal Shelter
• Peaches’ hot take on bison selfies and whale breaching panic

All that, plus the Shot Clock Sports Update, an upcoming Jazz Bear chalk showdown, and a very sassy suggestion: get up and do some squats before your butt turns into a candle.

It’s Peaches. It’s weird. It’s real. It’s Peach’s Pit Party.

It’s a manic Monday on Peaches Pit Party, and Peaches is pulling no punches—especially not with inflatable boxing gloves. In this jam-packed, caffeine-fueled episode, we cover:

• The birthday donut tribute to a missing Viktor (yes, with a K),
• A sacred ritual involving a 20-foot pencil and emotional neighbors in Minneapolis (paging Portland, you’ve got competition),
• Peaches’ conflicted feelings about paying $30 to stream Ozzy’s possibly-final-final-for-real-this-time concert,
• A robot kickboxing tournament in China that makes Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em look like preschool,
• Victor's upcoming adventures with Jazz Bear and the Farmers Market chalk battle royale,
• The confusing logic of grandma baby showers (is Grandpa just chopped liver now?),
• A runaway zebra named Ed causing chaos and getting airlifted like a true Southern celebrity,
• Deep existential dread over an emotional support kangaroo image that may or may not be AI-generated,
• A man who rang up 999 avocados and then called the cops on himself at Walmart,
• A wild update on Bad Wolves, Falling in Reverse, and whether being a bassist is a glow-up or a downgrade,
• And the ultimate philosophical dilemma: If you could force the whole world to listen to one band, who would it be?

Plus: Peaches ponders his micro-generation status, rails against poorly mixed Goonies audio, and wonders when TSA will finally go full Ready Player One with pat-downs.

All that and more on today’s edition of Idaho’s finest weirdness funnel: Peaches Pit Party.

It’s Friday, June 6th—and it’s Viktor’s 43rd birthday! So of course, Peaches celebrates the only way he knows how: working two extra hours, panic-buying a cheesecake from WinCo, and failing spectacularly to secure a Cameo from Red Dead Redemption’s Roger Clark. (Turns out, Arthur Morgan doesn’t do free promos.)

But the chaos doesn’t stop there.

Today’s episode of Peaches Pit Party is stuffed with hilarious tangents, hot takes, and WTF headlines, including:

• A bouncy castle launching kids skyward
• A DoorDash driver breaching the O’Hare tarmac like it’s GTA V
• Doctor Squatch’s sold-out Sydney Sweeney “bathwater” soap (now on eBay for $1000)
• A Florida restaurant suing a woman over a one-star Yelp review... and losing
• Peaches’ nostalgic collection of band tees he’s now too fat to wear
• A debate on robot umpires and the future of baseball
• An awkward Vegas breakup story that left Peaches single and not-so-ready to mingle
• Whether the TSA should recognize Costco memberships as valid ID (spoiler: they don’t)

Plus:

• Behind-the-scenes moments from the Sleep Theory & Nevertel band hangout
• A proposed station-wide footrace against Lieutenant Crane (Peaches is not favored to win)
• The lowdown on the Idaho Falls Farmers Market (just don’t bring pet food this Saturday)

And as always, there’s Peaches’ sarcastic inner monologue and subtle self-roasting—served fresh daily.

What do toothbrush apps, Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, and cemetery cleanups have in common? Absolutely everything—when you’re hanging at Peaches Pit Party.

In this jam-packed episode, Peaches (a.k.a. Brenden Peach) brings you into the chaos of his Friday thoughts. He reflects on Memorial Day, growing up with a gardener named Jose, and whether or not he should grow okra. Things take a turn into hilarious territory with news stories about grave robbers landscaping with headstone flowers, a man who shoved a ferret down his pants, and a Florida woman who punched a cop over a bar tab.

Peaches also dives into:

• The viral Sydney Sweeney bathwater soap campaign by Dr. Squatch (yup, it’s real...kinda),
• The heartbreak of seeing your parents age and your childhood disappear via Facebook Memories,
• The nostalgic TikTok trend of dressing like your high school self,
• MLB’s stake in women’s softball and The Washington Nationals reading The Hobbit,
• The most ridiculous way a British woman caught her husband cheating—his toothbrush app told on him,
• And of course, To Peach Their Own on National Potato Day: what’s the best way to serve a potato?

Whether you're into potato skins, crinkle cuts, or existential dread in between news stories, this episode has you covered. Come for the bathwater soap, stay for the feelings.

It’s a full-blown pre-Friday circus on today’s Peaches Pit Party. Peaches shares the studio with snakes (yes, real ones) from the Beast Pets Marketplace of the Rocky Mountains, including one charmingly named Peaches and one aggressive biter named — appropriately — Viktor.

Listeners call in to rage about the sounds that irrationally send them over the edge, from gum popping to screaming kids in Winco. Peaches also gets into:

• A wild story about monkeys in Panama kidnapping baby monkeys for fun (yes, for real).
• A Florida duck who sent a guy to the ER.
• A protein powder truck spill that turned a highway into a bodybuilder's dream.
• A news anchor who went into labor live on-air and just… kept going.
• The myth of computer science job security and the reality of $50K radio gigs in L.A.
• A genius of the day who accidentally shot himself while selling a gun.
• And why cats puke exclusively on carpet.

Plus, find out why Peaches almost bought a $70 snakeskin wallet in Jackson — and why he’s now rich… in Dave & Buster’s currency. Chaos, comedy, and mild existential dread — just another day on Peaches Pit Party.

Ever wondered how much a radio announcer makes in Los Angeles? Spoiler: It’s not enough. In this episode, we take a hilarious but sobering dive into the ridiculous salary of a full-time announcer at Go Country 105, proving that radio stations love their mantra: “Let’s pay ‘em low and watch ‘em suffer.”

But that’s just the beginning. We also explore AI-powered robots designed for companionship (because nothing screams ‘normal’ like talking to your toddler-sized robot at a restaurant), the upcoming Enhanced Games (a.k.a. the “All-Drug Olympics”), and whether burgers are overhyped or underappreciated. Plus, we break down Turkey’s genius plan to fine airline passengers for getting up too early—and why America should adopt this ASAP.

Oh, and let’s talk NFL players invading flag football, the hilarious 'One Bite' dog rule, and why AI keeps making people believe fake stories online. It’s a chaotic mix of sports, tech, absurdity, and food, all wrapped up in one episode of Peaches’ Pit Party.

Buckle up—it’s going to be a wild ride.