It’s Friday on Peaches Pit Party, and the vibes are immaculate: we’ve got chaos, concerts, cracker concoctions, and cremation mishaps. Peaches is wrapping up the Chevelle Cipher contest, giving away more tickets at a remote this weekend, and mentally preparing for his trip home — while trying to survive plane headlines, bracket stress, and Maddie’s oyster surprise.

Today’s episode includes:

• The Chevelle Cipher finale and the strange story of Quint, the only person to call in… and somehow win
• Preview of the Teton Auto Credit remote this Saturday in Idaho Falls — and the final chance to win Chevelle, Asking Alexandria, and Dead Poets Society tickets
• Viktor’s out for the week. Peaches is next — headed home to California for ACDC and emotional tortoise reunions
• NCAA Final Four is here: Florida, Duke, Auburn, and Houston. Peaches has a Florida-Duke final in his bracket and is quietly sweating for that $25 prize
• Alex Ovechkin is three goals away from Gretzky’s all-time record, and the NHL has planned a 7-minute celebration… because why have nice things?

Also:

• Lower back tattoos are making a Gen Z comeback… but this time it’s ✨delicate✨
• Shot Clock Sports Update: Ovechkin vs. Gretzky, Women’s World Cup 2031 coming to the US, Texans fans sue over PSL restrictions
• The Rock’s plane makes an emergency landing and now Peaches is once again questioning all air travel
• A toddler in the UK eats Grandpa’s ashes thinking it’s a cookie jar. Somehow this isn’t even the weirdest story today
• A Florida man tries hiding from police in a tree while his buddy chills behind a shed. They both fail
• Digital minimalism is back — flip phones, MP3 players, Game Boy nostalgia, and Peaches rants about missing his iPod Shuffle

And in To Peach Their Own: “What cheap food would you still eat no matter how rich you got?”
Peaches and Maddie swap chaos recipes (including oyster-mustard-cheese stacks), a listener calls in with stovetop stuffing praise, and we all agree tuna casserole with raisins is a war crime.

Also:

• Peaches reminisces about “Brad Eats,” the illegal chips era, and near-death ice cream recovery after the One Chip Challenge
• New Nothing More + Daughtry music video is emotionally devastating, and Peaches low-key regrets not filming a one-take reaction

Peaches is flying solo, slightly distracted, and wildly opinionated on today’s episode of Peaches Pit Party — featuring everything from real-life lightning strikes to toothpaste that tastes like fried chicken (yes, really). If you came for music, chaos, and sarcasm with a side of Cybertruck theft and UFO survival plans, you’re in the right place.

Today’s madness includes:

• A man in Tennessee gets struck by lightning and lives to tell the tale — now with bonus tree-scar tattoos
• Chevelle Cipher strikes again with another giveaway for Chevelle, Asking Alexandria, and Dead Poets Society
• A mayor resigns after accidentally sending very NSFW video content to the city attorney — Peaches can’t even deal
• A Minecraft movie with a 55% Rotten Tomatoes score is in theaters, and Peaches is considering going in a suit for the bit
• Hismile launches limited-edition KFC-flavored toothpaste. Chicken breath never felt so clean
• AI toothpaste sidetrack leads to an entire flavor spiral: peach iced tea, daiquiri, bubble gum, glazed donut — and yes, Peaches wants Zyn-flavored toothpaste for adults

Also:

• Shot Clock Sports Update: Melo hits the Hall of Fame, the NFL might give the Chiefs Christmas, and Jimmy’s Famous Seafood claps back with “snakehead bites” after a coach skips town
• A Florida man tries to steal a Cybertruck during a test drive. He left his real ID at the dealership. Classic.
• Another Florida man threatens to fight a mom over a lemonade refill
• Florida ranks high for alien invasion survival, Idaho gets snubbed — Peaches has THOUGHTS
• The KFC toothpaste was supposed to be a joke but now it’s real… like Peaches’ back pain
• Nintendo announces the $450 Switch 2 and Peaches immediately starts planning the Fall “Make the Switch” promo
• To Peach Their Own: What’s one song you’d permanently delete from every playlist everywhere? Listeners call in to ban Nickelback, Kings of Leon, System of a Down, and yes — that one Chili Peppers song Peaches totally doesn’t play 30 times a day
• Veruca Salt resurfaces, Chad Kroeger almost redeems himself with Santana, and “Hurt” by Johnny Cash might be the saddest music video of all time

Also also:

• Idaho Falls still arguing about the dang water tower
• Fast food freakouts, Reddit drama, and why “I’ll just swish with gravy” might be a valid dental plan

After a wildly successful April Fools' stunt featuring the now-iconic Brenda Pear, Peaches returns to Peaches Pit Party with his usual brand of sarcasm, caffeine, and complete disbelief at the state of humanity. From fake death scares to overpriced concert tickets and forbidden peanut butter combinations — this episode is a full buffet of chaos.

Inside:

• Peaches recaps the Brenda Pear prank — including AI voice changers, graphic makeovers, and his dad straight-up betraying him on-air
• Chevelle Cipher continues with a giveaway for Chevelle, Asking Alexandria, and Dead Poets Society at Mountain America Center
• BREAKING ROCK NEWS: Godsmack loses two original members to retirement, Doc Coyle exits Bad Wolves, and speculation flies on what’s next
• Peaches reacts to a Facebook rumor about Val Kilmer’s death… and finds out it was real, not a prank. RIP to a legend
• AC/DC’s upcoming tour is definitely not struggling with ticket sales — Peaches proves it with actual math and a Ticketmaster rage spiral
• “The Woody Show’s” Menace walks 40 miles from Burbank to Disneyland live on Instagram — and Peaches starts plotting his own local version (with churros at the end)

Also:

• Shot Clock Sports Update: Joe DiMaggio’s bat goes up for auction, free concessions at Coastal Carolina games, and the NFL delays the tush push ban
• Movie memorabilia insanity: Chewbacca’s bowcaster, Conan’s sword, and Tom Cruise’s jacket all hit auction
• A Florida man sets up a beach perimeter with beer cans and women’s underwear — you already know he was naked
• Dr. Phil’s grocery tips go viral, but Peaches isn’t buying health advice from a guy with $460 million and no medical license
• To Peach Their Own: “What TV show starts and ends as a 10/10?” with listeners calling in recs like Burn Notice, Arcane, Dexter, Bob’s Burgers, The Blacklist, The Preacher, Landman, and more
• A chaotic rundown of bizarre food combos including peanut butter & pickles, Ritz crackers in hot chocolate, and ranch on spaghetti — an Italian war crime
• New push-up challenge on TikTok has women going viral… and Peaches still can’t do a pull-up
• AI-generated receipts, bizarre road layouts, and shows Peaches actually finished (Reacher season 3: approved)

All that and more in this extra-stuffed, post-Brenda episode of Peaches Pit Party.

APRIL FOOLS! Peaches is out, Brenda Pear is in — for one day only. Thanks to some unholy mix of AI voice tech, inspired coworkers, and deeply questionable decision-making, Peaches Pit Party transforms into The Perfect Afternoon with Brenda Pear for this once-in-a-year chaos special.

Brenda, Peaches' “totally real” stand-in DJ alter ego, takes over the KBEAR 101 airwaves with hot takes, fake products, viral horror stories, and a full Shot Clock Sports Update. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to prank an entire radio audience while arguing with AI-generated Facebook trolls and rating fake cheese cream eggs… this is your moment.

Inside:

• Brenda introduces herself and immediately insults Peaches' chair
• The Chevelle Cipher giveaway continues — emojis, brainpower, and a shot at free concert tickets
• AskReddit prompts like “What street sign best describes your ex?” deliver hard truths and even harder laughs
• A woman wakes up mid-flight to find her HAIR BRAIDED by a mystery seatmate — Brenda is not okay
• Brenda’s Shot Clock Sports Update features Final Four trivia, million-dollar baseball cards, and Trae Young becoming an assistant GM
• New concerts added to the Riverbend calendar: Architects, Summer School Tour, Babymetal, and more
• Brenda shares Rock News: Ice Nine Kills launches spooky cosmetics, Nirvana’s MTV Unplugged exhibit lands in London, and AI is generating fake $1,200 Chuck E. Cheese receipts
• Peaches’ dad calls in to say Brenda should replace him full-time — brutal
• Brenda recaps the funniest April Fool’s brand stunts: Cadbury cheese cream eggs, Heinz ketchup tea bags, and the cursed McPickles burger
• Plus: fart slang through history (barking spiders, trouser coughs, and bottom burps), chaotic email address judgment, a cursed 6-way stop sign in New Jersey, and Gen Z calling out your AOL account

The episode wraps with Peaches himself calling in to thank Brenda for not burning the place down (and to warn her not to get too comfortable). But honestly… she crushed it.

It’s a Monday of downsizing, digital doomscrolling, and dad wisdom on Peaches Pit Party — where the advice is questionable, the sarcasm is real, and Peaches is caught somewhere between purging his apartment and trolling Facebook groups with AI.

In this episode:

• Peaches kicks off the Chevelle Cipher — decode the emoji push notification, be caller 20, and win tickets to Chevelle, Asking Alexandria, and Dead Poets Society in September
• More Sleep Token Facebook chaos as Peaches’ AI-generated praise post continues to get roasted (and defended) by diehard fans
• Streaming services are stacking up — Peaches cancels most of his subscriptions and rants about the $70 average American spends every month
• He’s also gifting Maddie random electronics and posters like a chaotic thrift store Santa Claus
• Deep thoughts on moving from a 2-bed to a 1-bed apartment, plus the mental gymnastics of throwing things away (followed by “do I dumpster dive to get that back?”)

Also:

• The best unsolicited dad advice from listeners, Reddit, and Peaches' own life (“Just don’t suck” makes a comeback)
• The monitor in the KBEAR studio is still broken, so the vibes are extra analog today
• Shot Clock Sports Update: Coach Prime’s massive new contract, a Yankees bat conspiracy, and a Pirates player fractures his ankle during a home run trot
• Peaches shares listener calls: weird teenager quotes, hacky sack legends, random history facts, and people who still think ATMs just print money
• Studio Ghibli AI portraits strike again — Peaches keeps getting hair and it’s deeply disrespectful
• Tucson OBGYN gets busted for doing C-sections on dogs. Yep, you read that right.
• Trump says he’ll end concert ticket scalping with an executive order — Peaches doesn’t believe it for a second
• Babymetal’s new album drops in June with a stacked guest list including Spiritbox, Polyphia, Tom Morello, and Poppy
• And yes, Peaches has thoughts about the Morgan Wallen SNL “walk-off”

Plus: the KBEAR March Madness bracket contest gets spicy — Peaches is in second, Victor picked teams without knowing what seeds meant, and someone’s bracket is completely dead.

It’s Friday, March 28th, and Peaches is leaning fully into the weird, the wild, and the wildly overpriced. This episode of Peaches Pit Party dives deep into bandana-based conspiracy theories, radioactive shopping, and the start of Idaho’s favorite sport: guessing when the first Yellowstone tourist will get flattened by a bison.

In today’s episode:

• Panda Express ads are hypnotic. This is not a joke.
• The Whispering 311 giveaway is wrapped, and now it’s time for the Chevelle Cipher: emojis, push notifications, and your chance to win tickets to see Chevelle, Asking Alexandria, and Dead Poets Society
• JoJo Siwa pulls a Gene Simmons and offers a $900 VIP package that seems like… unpaid roadie work?
• Zillow’s $65M tsunami bait house in Hawaii is going viral. HOA included, of course.
• The Hawk Tuah Girl is cleared of her meme coin scandal — congrats to one of the worst podcasts out there
• Sleep Token Facebook drama continues — and a KBEAR listener named Hailey comes to the rescue
• Meanwhile, Brett Michaels might be rocking a Hulk Hogan-style skullet, and Peaches is not okay

Also:

• Australia needs a doctor and is offering $430K, free rent, and a car… but also hand-sized insects and 7 hours to the nearest city
• A science nerd is arrested for trying to buy plutonium online. He just wants the whole periodic table, let him live.
• MLB giveaway roundup: cowboy hats, Billy Joel bobbleheads, Ice Cube, and water/dog food combo bottles
• NFL bans CeeDee Lamb’s "wipe-the-nose" celebration for being too violent. He doesn’t care.
• And in To Peach Their Own: What’s something you’re better at than most people? Answers include hacky sack, selective hearing, procrastination, top-shelf grabbing, and guessing movie plots in under 10 minutes

PLUS: A local metal show for a good cause, Studio Ghibli-style AI portraits that keep giving Peaches hair, and tourists already revving up to ignore every “don’t pet the bison” sign in Yellowstone.

It’s Pre-Friday (aka Thursday), and Peaches is back on Peaches Pit Party with one of the most chaotic, hilarious, and oddly relatable episodes yet. If you’ve ever rage-cleaned before a flight, plotted revenge over parking logistics, or had thoughts about canned meat security… you’re in the right place.

Today’s wild ride includes:

• Another round of Whispering 311 — it takes multiple callers and some lyrical misfires before someone finally wins tickets to 311, Badflower, and Sitting on Saturn in Pocatello
• A deep dive into Facebook group trolling, AI-generated posts, and how Peaches accidentally started a Sleep Token civil war with one ChatGPT post
• Room temperature water hot takes, again, because apparently hydration opinions are eternal battlegrounds
• Spam is now under lock and key in Alaska Walmarts — we have officially lost the plot
• Walmart scams, cruise ship pirate warnings, and a plumber who literally unclogged then re-clogged a restaurant’s pipes out of spite
• A pilot forgets his passport and diverts an entire international flight... totally normal stuff
• And a woman tries to bill Kim Kardashian after her dog ate five pairs of SKIMS underwear

Also:

• To Peach Their Own returns with: “What’s something weird you do that feels totally normal to you?” Listeners share sleep poses, obsessive folding, and aggressive pre-travel cleaning routines (Peaches included)
• A babysitter finds a literal man hiding under a kid’s bed — not a ghost, not a raccoon, a dude. Real story. Nope.
• The MLB Hope-o-Meter is out, and fans of the Angels, Rockies, and White Sox are in full emotional collapse
• JJ Watt is going from NFL beast to CBS booth — good for him, sad for Peaches’ bracket
• And Peaches gears up for ACDC and The Pretty Reckless at the Rose Bowl… while dreading the traffic, the parking, and the two grumpy 60-year-olds he’ll be with

It’s a wild Wednesday on Peaches Pit Party — and that’s putting it lightly. Peaches is coming in hot with rants, recaps, chaos, and conspiracy. If you’ve ever questioned the sanity of Facebook commenters, cruise ship announcements, or room temperature water drinkers… this episode is your kind of weird.

Today’s lineup includes:

• A “fitness influencer” dies from three energy drinks and caffeine pills a day. Peaches relives his AFib scare and regrets everything about his Red Bull phase.
• Whispering 311 continues with another round of ASMR lyrics. It takes four callers to get it right, but someone finally cracks “Beautiful Disaster.”
• March Madness updates: all Sweet 16 teams are Power Conference schools for the first time since 1975 — and someone actually won Warren Buffett’s $1M bracket challenge.
• Cruise ship passengers are warned of pirate activity near the Philippines. Peaches suggests we install coin-operated cannons for fun and profit.
• Banana barcode scams hit Walmart, and a Florida woman gets caught… with two kids in her locked car. Not her best day.

Also:

• To Peach Their Own: “What are you totally fine missing out on, no matter what people say?” Answers include bungee jumping, the ocean, and being invited to anything involving RSVPs.
• The Facebook comment section is melting down over Peaches’ AI-generated troll post claiming Sleep Token is the greatest band of all time. Over 500 reactions, and he’s not done yet.
• Another post attacks room temperature water. If you drink it by choice, Peaches “doesn’t trust you” — and the comments go feral.
• A woman gets her hand stuck in her boyfriend’s mouth while filming a video. TikTok doctors are speechless. So is Peaches.
• Cruise influencers are going viral, Malcolm in the Middle is getting a reboot, and the new Dewey looks like he sells Capri Suns in the back hallway.

PLUS:

• Shot Clock Sports Update: a coach moonlighting as an NCAA ump, beeswax candle vibes, face dunking routines, hurricane season panic, and an NHL defenseman who removed all his lightbulbs and now lives by candlelight. Sure.

From fake steak names to middle school fundraisers with toilet toys, Peaches is rolling into this Tuesday episode of Peaches Pit Party with the kind of high-energy chaos only he can deliver.

On today’s show:

• Whispering 311 continues with a surprisingly challenging lyric — and about four people failing before one guy finally guessed “Beautiful Disaster”
• An 81-year-old basketball coach gets fired after pulling a player's ponytail — Peaches shares old-school sports stories and gets nostalgic about being yelled at by coaches with zero chill
• Texas wants to rename the New York Strip to the Texas Strip. Peaches doesn’t care — he just wants easier meat
• TikTok claims massage guns can cause strokes (and Peaches is 100% freaked out now)
• A 5th grader raised $160 for school and was rewarded with… fake poop. School fundraisers have never been more tragic
• Instagram causes mental health problems, but Peaches is mostly using it like a digital scrapbook for memes and weird food photos
• RIP to the Idaho Falls water tower — there's a literal community tribute event happening and Peaches cannot handle it

Also:

• A Sleep Token rant Peaches posted in a SiriusXM fan group hits 500+ reactions and floods of people calling him “an idiot” (but some agreed)
• To Peach Their Own: “What’s something you’re totally fine missing out on, no matter what anyone says?” Answers include: sky coasters, the ocean, the gym, bungee jumping, and adulting in general
• A girl gets her entire fist stuck in her boyfriend’s mouth… yeah, you read that right
• And the Malcolm in the Middle reboot is coming — but Dewey’s been recast by a knockoff kid with Cartoon Network energy

Plus your Shot Clock Sports Update featuring:

• A guy getting a concussion in the bullpen during batting practice
• Mookie Betts launching a pro bowling team
• And a minor league baseball logo that accidentally looks wildly inappropriate

All that, and the deep betrayal of room temperature water.

Peaches kicks off the week with a minor injury, a muddy IHOP incident, and a full-blown rant about internet chaos — welcome to another absurd and highly relatable episode of Peaches Pit Party.

On today’s show:

• Peaches bites his own finger during lunch. With a McChicken. We’ve all been there (right??)
• Sleep Token’s tour sells out instantly, fans riot, and Peaches posts a legendary rant in the SiriusXM Octane group that will 100% cause drama
• The Whispering 311 ticket contest begins — if you can identify a 311 song by whispered ASMR lyrics, you’re going to the show
• New robot named Aleta is now drawing blood better than nurses — Peaches is NOT on board
• Gene Simmons flops his solo tour while KISS plots a “final” return… again… but this time without the makeup
• The Mets’ AI-generated hot dog bucket is going viral, and Peaches almost believed it (almost)
• Meanwhile, in Russia: fake Billie Eilish and 30 Seconds to Mars concerts are popping up courtesy of disinformation campaigns

Plus:

• Animal escape update: a goat frees a kangaroo in South Carolina, otters go rogue in Wisconsin, and Peaches is just waiting to ride a camel from the Idaho Falls Zoo into the studio
• A Ukrainian man performs surgery on himself using YouTube tutorials and zero common sense
• Shot Clock Sports Update: Mookie Betts buys a bowling team, WNBA goes primetime, and MLB locker rooms crack down on cell phones
• Babymetal and Poppy are collabing and Victor might be moving into the studio permanently

And in today’s To Peach Their Own: “What’s something you’re not ashamed to still love no matter how old you are?” The answers range from naps to blowing bubbles to yelling "WOO!" in the car wash tunnel — it’s pure joy, unfiltered.