“Put that down!” Kunikida shouted, punctuating the sentence with his best attempt yet at wresting the bottle of bleach from Dazai’s hands.

“What are you, my mom?!” Dazai shouted back, sticking his tongue out in what was, admittedly, a childish fashion.

“I wouldn’t have to be–” a tug, “if you stopped–” another, “acting like a damn child!”

From the corner of his eye, Dazai spotted a gloved hand shoot up. “Uh, Kunikida–” Atsushi started, the fake-brave edge to his voice obvious. ”Um, I’ll be your kid if Dazai doesn’t want to!”

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Dazai and Chuuya have broken out of inescapable prison, killed an immortal, and now pretend their hearts aren't connect by the vein.

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“I guess you weren’t joking when you said you were sleepy,” the chibi mutters, and Dazai would roll his eyes, but he doesn’t feel like wasting energy.

“Why would I lie?”

“Because you’re so used to the lies you probably don’t see the point in telling the truth,” Chuuya replies cooly, and then clamps his hands over his mouth, eyes widening in shock. “Shit, Dazai, I— fuck, I didn’t mean it.”

Chuuya needs help; Dazai also needs help. Somehow, they make it work.

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Chapter 1

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“A good master wouldn’t let his dog die,” Dazai mumbles.

“A good master,” Chuuya sneers, “Wouldn’t nullify my ability and not expect me to be hurt.”
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Dazai acting strange is never surprising. He's weird, he follows his whims and pines after death like a scorned lover. But nullifying Chuuya mid-battle and refusing to elaborate? Chuuya's going to strangle him before he can even think of killing himself.

or, Chuuya and the mind numbing conundrum that is Dazai.

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“How coincidental that the two of you would need to get your wisdom teeth out at the same time,” Mori broke the silence, tone filled with amusement. "I suppose we should schedule you appointments together?"

Dazai and Chuuya shared equal looks of disgust.

Or

Being teenagers in the mafia was not easy, and Kouyou could emphasize. But nor is dealing with two teens hyped on drugs while bleeding from their mouths.

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The first time Dazai fails on an agency mission, he expects his new boss to punish him accordingly.

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- Dazai couldn’t have walked away from that fight without repercussions.

missing scene after THAT Dead Apple scene. you know the one. hurt/comfort ensues.

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When the other boy finally settled again, Chuuya realised with a groan he didn’t want to leave his friend alone to deal with the nightmares on his own.
His eyes racked over his room, a groan slipping through his lips when he realised that the idea passed through again.

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