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  • Missoni 2026春夏系列

    Missoni 2026春夏大秀,这场米兰时装周中少有的大规模秀场,以标志性Zig-Zag条纹为核心,将波西米亚风格与度假风情深度融合,不仅展现了品牌的经典焕新,更预示了新一季“活力复古”与“实用美学”的时尚趋势。

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  • You Believed It Yourself

    Love and Monsters

    ©2011 Sockpuppet https://sockpuppet.us/

    Track 8: You Believed It Yourself

    Get the album at https://sockpuppet.us/album/love-and-monsters

    LYRICS

    I look in your window

    and nobody's there
    last night you told me
    you'd be doing your hair

    I really do think

    if we're going somewhere
    We should be honest
    About the feelings we share

    but you tell another story

    or you tell another lie
    it is doing nothing for me
    i don't know why you even try

    I'm so very sorry

    I hope you are fine
    I worry about you
    Getting sick all the time

    So I have to wonder

    Just give me a clue
    How you were out with friends
    While sick with the flu

    and you tell another story

    and you tell another lie
    it is doing nothing for me
    i don't know why you even try

    I don't want to hear it

    How your mother just died
    This isn't the first time
    That you have outright lied

    I know what you're saying

    Isn't honestly true
    Or did you believe the person
    I paid to tell you?

    but you tell another story

    or you tell another lie
    it is doing nothing for me
    i don't know why you even try

    and you tell another story

    and you tell another lie
    i know you really abhor me
    i don't know why you even try

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  • Husky Youth

    Love and Monsters

    ©2011 Sockpuppet https://sockpuppet.us/

    Track 5: Husky Youth

    Get the album at https://sockpuppet.us/album/love-and-monsters

    LYRICS

    I dreamt I was a husky in my youth

    It was very odd to be so uncouth
    I would run around with nowhere to go
    But to slip and slide in the frozen snow

    All I did for every day was run around

    And try not to fall down upon the frozen ground
    Not caring what was a lie and what was truth
    I dreamt I was a husky in my youth

    The world faded and changed until it was light

    Everything was simple and was such a sight
    An outline around everything that I could see
    And colors were simply not quite ordinary

    I dreamt I was a husky in my youth

    Starring in a film by Donald Bluth
    The evil businessman tried to capture me
    After he ate the yellow snow I made for free

    The movie went on and on

    It was two hours long
    Snow was everywhere
    In the yard and in my hair

    As a child I did not like dogs very much

    They were always wet and messy to my touch
    So when I dreamt I was a husky youth
    I woke up in my bed needing to see the truth

    I found I had changed overnight

    Into a husky pup much to my fright
    Just like in the dream I had fur and claws
    And little black pads on my four paws

    I did not know how this change could be

    But then a joyous calm washed over me
    I could smell what was a lie and what was truth
    I dreamt I was a husky in my youth

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  • Moscow, Idaho

    Love and Monsters

    ©2011 Sockpuppet https://sockpuppet.us/

    Track 6: Moscow, Idaho

    Get the album at https://sockpuppet.us/album/love-and-monsters

    LYRICS

    So, there's this pretty weird thing that happened to me recently. I was walking down the street, and this guy came up to me... he was wearing a blanket like a cloak, like he was some sort of wizard or something, but he smelled like pee and feces. I mean, that's not the weird thing, that happens pretty much every day. But anyway he stepped in front of me and said, "Hey, you want a moscow?" I told him no and tried to keep going, but he kept on stepping in front of me, and he was all, "Come on, this moscow, it's great." And I noticed that he was holding this thing in his hands which looked like a clay cow, that was covered in, you know, that fuzzy plant, that looks like moss but isn't. You know, that cheap sort of gift you get at the drug store for that person who you really want to make them aware that you like them but not enough to give a crap about what sort of gift you get them, right? Anyway, so this guy is trying to get me to take the terra-cotta cow and I just want to get home and he's just saying, "Come on, man, take it. I gotta get rid of it, but I don't wanna just throw it out," and I said, "Fine," and I took it, and then he just said, "Thanks!" and ran off really fast.

    But that's not really the weird part. So, I took this stupid thing home, and figured it would go okay next to my herb garden on my balcony, and so I thought I put it there, but when I went into the kitchen to fill up my watering can, the moscow was sitting next to the sink. Pretty weird, right? Anyway, I just watered it right there, and now... yeah, this is the really, really weird part. It actually turned its head at me – yeah, I know, right? – and it said "Idaho!"

    Now of course this was really weird. I mean, not only was this little tchotchke talking, but you'd think that if a cow were to talk it'd say something like, "Moo." I dunno, "Milk me." Something like that. Right? But "Idaho?" So I asked, "Idaho?" And it said, "No, Idaho."

    So, I called this friend of mine and asked her to come over – she's a biologist, I mean – and when she came by she asked what was so important. "Look," I said, "I have this... this moscow." And she said, "O...kay? It's a cow, yeah?" "No, a moscow," I said. "See, 'coz it's like, covered in moss, right?" And she said, "Yeah, I see those all the time. So?" And I said, "Well, this one talks." She just kind of waited for me to say more, and I said, "WIth its mouth." She looked at me funny and said, "You're joking." And I was like, "No, n–here, I'll show you," and I watered it again, and it said, "Idaho."

    So my friend was kind of weirded out too and she asked, "Idaho?" And then the moscow said, "No, Idaho. Youdaslut."

    Anyway, they're best friends now.

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  • Paper Thin

    Love and Monsters

    ©2011 Sockpuppet https://sockpuppet.us/

    Track 7: Paper Thin

    Get the album at https://sockpuppet.us/album/love-and-monsters

    LYRICS

    I think you ought to know I

    haven't slept in days
    It seems I'm spending my time
    Wandering in a haze
    They say that patience is the
    opposite of sin
    But it's wearing thin

    When I close my eyes I

    Only see my fears
    This is the worst time I
    Remember in years
    Everything I know is
    In the rubbish bin
    I just cannot win

    Everywhere I turn I

    Hear this thumping sound
    Even lying down I'm
    not on steady ground
    I hope that in a few days
    I'll be sleeping in
    These walls are paper thin

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  • Put Cindy Back on the Bus

    Love and Monsters

    ©2011 Sockpuppet https://sockpuppet.us/

    Track 3: Put Cindy Back on the Bus

    Get the album at https://sockpuppet.us/album/love-and-monsters

    LYRICS

    Put Cindy back on the bus

    She isn't one of us
    I don't care what you say
    She's just gotta go away

    Put Cindy back on the bus

    Don't make such a stupid fuss
    Everything she did
    Everything she said
    Every way she messed us up

    Put Cindy back on the bus

    Do it before I start to cuss
    Every way she hurt us bad
    Every way she made us mad
    Everything she did to fuck us up

    Hey, driver! Hey driver take her away

    Hey, driver! Hey I got somethin' to say
    Don't let her talk to you, don't let her say how she's been wronged
    Don't let her talk to you, don't let her speak until you're gone

    Cindy needs to stay on that bus

    'Cause you know she ain't one of us
    She won't know a thing
    She won't know a thing
    From now until she wakes up

    Cindy needs to stay on that bus

    You really got to listen to us
    Everything she did
    Everything she said
    It's either this or beat her up

    Cindy needs to stay on that bus

    Please driver don't make a fuss
    We paid for the trip
    There's nothing wrong with it
    Please go before she can wake up

    Hey, driver! Hey driver take her away

    Hey, driver! Hey I got somethin' to say
    This guy don't know a thing, this guy don't know what's going on
    This guy don't know a thing, he don't know why we need her gone
    (We NEED her gone!)

    Put Cindy back on the bus

    She isn't one of us
    Don't care what you say, she's gotta go away
    Put Cindy back on the bus

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  • Sometimes It's Hard to Keep Yourself Moving

    Love and Monsters

    ©2011 Sockpuppet https://sockpuppet.us/

    Track 4: Sometimes It's Hard to Keep Yourself Moving

    Get the album at https://sockpuppet.us/album/love-and-monsters

    LYRICS

    Wake up in the morning

    Before the alarm goes
    Trying to fall back to sleep
    Still in last night's clothes
    Lying half awake, I still can't
    get up when the beeping starts
    Why would I

    Sleepwalk through the morning

    On the way to work
    That guy on the bicycle is
    Such a stupid jerk
    I think I should push him over
    Just to show him up
    But why would I

    Sometimes it is very hard to

    keep yourself moving when it's gone
    haywire

    Monday morning meeting

    Going way too long
    Finished up my coffee but the
    coffee isn't strong
    I feel like I need to sleep
    I need to keep moving but
    why would I

    Tuesday PM meeting

    Life is way too short
    Everything I try to say cut
    off with a retort
    Why does this guy work here, he's a
    jerk, here, I should shut him up
    why would I

    Sometimes it is very hard to

    keep yourself moving when it's all
    haywire

    Oh, listen to me

    Think about the damage done
    How hard can it be
    Just to have a little fun

    Wednesday morning dreary

    I get nothing done
    Thursday comes and Friday goes
    Still get nothing done
    I should reconsider my
    Career choice, find a new voice but
    Why would I

    Sometimes it is very hard to

    keep yourself moving when it's gone
    haywire

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  • Everybody Calm Down

    Love and Monsters

    ©2011 Sockpuppet https://sockpuppet.us/

    Track 2: Everybody Calm Down

    Get the album at https://sockpuppet.us/album/love-and-monsters

    LYRICS

    Relax, calm yourself,

    There's nothing to be afraid of
    Relax, ease your mind
    The giant monster's just in love

    Nothing's gonna change

    I know it might seem strange

    Everything will be alright

    Everything will be alright
    Everything will be fine tonight
    Everything is always fine tonight

    Nothing's gonna change

    Nothing is so strange
    Relax, calm yourself
    He isn't ever gonna hurt you
    Relax, ease your mind
    And if he does what could you do

    Nothing's gonna change

    The city's gonna rearrange
    Nothing's gonna change
    He's here on a monster exchange

    Relax, calm yourself

    There's nothing to be afraid of
    Relax, calm yourself
    And show the monster all of your love

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  • Sorry To Inform You

    Love and Monsters

    ©2011 Sockpuppet https://sockpuppet.us/

    Track 1: Sorry To Inform You

    Get the album at https://sockpuppet.us/album/love-and-monsters

    LYRICS

    Thank you for your interest

    We hope you will be fine
    But we have decided
    Your candidacy is not on the line

    Your permanent record states

    You were truant three times
    And then the incident
    Where you colored outside of the lines

    Another record

    Of which we are aware
    A piece of gum that
    You placed in Miss Marshall's hair

    We know you are thinking

    It was so long ago
    But you were warned about
    Throwing a rock in a ball of snow

    Your auditor noted

    GOOD BEHAVIOR for thirty years
    But we strongly believe
    Past actions will shape future careers

    Due to these factors

    We're sure you will agree
    Your best course of action
    A reeducation facility

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