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Songs of Substance
Track 14: Strategies to Live
Get the album at https://sockpuppet.band/album/songs-of-substance
ABOUT THIS TRACK
This was written for Circle of Titles in 2016, when I was assigned the title "Strategies to Live," which felt super relevant given the then-recent Presidential election which was at odds with my safety as a trans person.
It took me five years to release this album, and I kept on feeling like it was too late to release this topical song, and yet, somehow it manages to remain topical.
LYRICS
You can hide yourself down a deep, dark hole
You can do heavy drugs to numb the pain, or
Change your face and change your name
Dig deep into the viper’s pit
Oh, I wish I didn’t worry oh so much
If you’re accused of doing a bad crime
Make a run for President
Even if you’re caught lying
Even if you destroy the world
Oh, I wish I didn’t worry oh so much
In the long run everything will be fine
In the meantime just try to survive
Songs of Substance
Track 13: Fibromyalgia
Get the album at https://sockpuppet.band/album/songs-of-substance
ABOUT THIS TRACK
I wrote this song the night after I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia, based on the then-current understanding of the condition (before new research showed that it's actually an autoimmune condition), and also about my long-time frustration with just how people who don't experience chronic pain talk to people who do.
LYRICS
Every day I’m just a little older
I’ve got fibromyalgia
I’ve got Fibromyalgia
Well I think it’s pretty nice
And I get so much advice
Fibromyalgia, I’ve got
Emily tells about a case where there was a need for donor milk for twin intentive care babies.
Songs of Substance
Track 11: Good Luck Charm
Get the album at https://sockpuppet.band/album/songs-of-substance
ABOUT THIS TRACK
This was the 2016 Live Fight entry for Song Fight! Live! in New York City.
It's just a happy accident that these two Live Fight entries from the same city happened to go next to each other on this album.
LYRICS
This thing I found lying in the street
Now everyone’s always lookin’ around
It'll always be my lucky charm
Everything all said, I’m good
It looks kind of like a rocket ship
Walking through the village green,
It'll always be my lucky charm
Everything all said, I’m good
A baker must be what I be
I'm not quite sure what they mean
I walked on by a man in blue
I wasn’t sure just what he meant
It'll always be my lucky charm
Everything all said, I’m good
It'll always be my lucky charm
Everything all said, I’m good
Songs of Substance
Track 9: Golfpunk Rides Again
Get the album at https://sockpuppet.band/album/songs-of-substance
ABOUT THIS TRACK
This song was written as a 20th anniversary celebration of the very first Song Fight! [http://www.songfight.org/songpage.php?key=golfpunk_drives_a_cadillac].
LYRICS
20 years ago I knew this guy, you probably know the type. His name was Gary or Greg or something, but everyone knew him as Golfpunk. His whole thing was breaking in windows of expensive cars using a golf club to protest the wealth gap or... somethin' like that.
Anyway, he called himself a performance artist, and some rich dude decided it would be funny to give him a Cadillac to drive around, you know, "ironically?" Golfpunk, he changed, man... He changed.
(Golfpunk, he drives a Cadillac)
Now that he had a Cadillac of his own he suddenly felt a lot of empathy for the other Cadillac owners and stopped smashing windows. He wanted to smash things, though, so... he took his golf club to the golf course and... he started playing.
You know, golf.
The rich peoples' sport.
And he was good at it.
(Golfpunk, he drives a nine iron)
He ended up entering into a tournament and won a lot of money, but then his past caught up with him and all these rich assholes, like, sued him for the windows he broke. And then he had to go on a big ol' apology tour, 'cause it's not like he hurt anyone or said anything racist, but God forbid some windows get smashed up.
Anyway, we all kind of lost track of him for a long time, but then a few weeks ago he reached out to me and was like, "Hey, remember me?" And I was like, "Hey, I remember you! Man, Golfpunk! It's been a long heckin' time." Then he kinda went silent.
And then he says to me, "So, um, I'm not Golfpunk anymore. I got married, settled down, had kids... now I'm more of a... golf dad."
And I was like, "Oh. Huh. Weird."
And then he said the most offensive thing to me ever:
"And now I drive a Prius."
(Golfpunk, he drove a Cadillac)
Anyway, I guess the moral of the story is it's okay to grow up sometimes, and maybe you're going to grow apart too. And that's alright.
Just don't become an asshole.
Songs of Substance
Track 12: Better Luck Next Year
Get the album at https://sockpuppet.band/album/songs-of-substance
ABOUT THIS TRACK
This song was written for Song Fight! Live 2020, and I don't think people got the joke that it was a song about how 2020 was going to have been so much better than 2019 was.
(For those reading this from the distant future: It very much wasn't.)
LYRICS
This year had its challenges
What happened to my career, it
oh, it can only get better
we see the rise of fascists who think
where can our people go from here
oh, it can only get better
but it wasn’t all so bad
We take the hand we have been dealt
oh, it can only get better
Songs of Substance
Track 10: Isle Dauphine
Get the album at https://sockpuppet.band/album/songs-of-substance
ABOUT THIS TRACK
This was the 2011 Live Fight entry for Song Fight! Live! in New York City.
LYRICS
My isle dauphine
She walks down the aisle
I heard what she said, and
She's walking the border with
My isle dauphine
Live performance of Sebastian Arnold 'mad scientist drummer' at Antje Øklesund Berlin back in 2008. Gear used: acoustic drum kit, drum triggers on bassdrum and snare, Roland drum pads, Nord Modular G2 Synthesizer, Nord Rack 2.
The song is called 'Spanky' from 'mad scientist drummer' (beeah–music, 2008), listen here: https://sebastianarnold.bandcamp.com/album/mad-scientist-drummer
More information on the setup: https://www.sebastian-arnold.net/projects/live-performance-setup
(upscaled video originally posted on YouTube in 2008)
Songs of Substance
Track 8: Space Cadet
Get the album at https://sockpuppet.band/album/songs-of-substance
ABOUT THIS TRACK
This was recorded in posthumous tribute to its composer, Seth Gibbs [https://www.statesman.com/story/entertainment/music/2018/11/05/austin-musicians-remember-pop-artist-seth-gibbs/9280815007/], who probably did not intend for this song to be about himself.
His old band [https://www.songfight.org/artistpage.php?key=brother_machine&sortkey=date]'s original version is available on Song Fight! [https://songfight.org/music/spacecadet/brothermachine_spacecadet.mp3].
LYRICS
Space cadet, what can you bring us
Space cadet, what can you bring us
Space cadet can you see all of the planets and stars
Fly away, leave us alone, we don't want you anyway
Space cadet, what can you bring us
Space cadet, what can you bring us
You watch the universe go
Hey cadet, where do you think
Space cadet, what can you bring us
Space cadet, what can you bring us
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