Pen & Paper Bullshit

After their encounter with the Chaos Possum, the 4C Cabal tends to their personal lives, with the exception of Rick Ranger, who's entire body is completely broken after being stampeded by a bunch of magickally called group of forest animals. Rick's life only gets worse, somehow.

Its RuneQuest time! We're going to play the latest edition of RuneQuest by Chaosium, which is, honestly, full of really weird rules and overly complex mechanics; if you find yourself interested in it (or just really like Glorantha, the epic setting of RuneQuest), then we strongly suggest you check out the really, really, really good character sheet over at Roll20, which does all the fiddly math and tracks lots of the odd mechanics for you.

Anyways, this is character creation for our RuneQuest campaign, set during the opening days of the Hero Wars, before the sacking of the Lunar Temple in Sartar. If none of that makes sense to you, the party is a talking duck, a werewolf, a secret Lunar priest, and a very angry man who wants to eat a flying bull; it promises to be a very wild ride.

The final confrontation between the gang and President Vans begins, as Bodies in Motion comes to a close! Will they figure out how Vans' mysterious Stand Moondance works, or will they be stuck in a loop forever? Who does the iron idol choose to grant its power to? And what is the fate of Magnetic Springs? Find out in this, the session of Bodies in Motion!

Here it is, the penultimate (probably) episode of Bodies in Motion! The gang faces down Vice President May and her nefarious and devious Stand, Powerslave! Bonds are tested, idols are fumbled, and something amazing happens. Soon, the only thing standing in the way of their crusade to stop gentrification will be President Vans and his mysterious abilities. Thus ends the Money for Nothin' arc, as the final arc, Run This Town, begins.

The 4Cs, a magickal cabal dedicated to discovering the secrets of Denali National Park, have gotten a hot tip about a newly discovered artificial tree; these trees seem to draw in cryptids, though cryptid hunters and the Furry Hunter Association makes it hard to actually get a look at them. Well, the 4Cs have their own plans on how to deal with them, as well as a magickal polaroid that can take perfectly clear pictures of real cryptids. Its time to get to work and solve the mysteries of Cryptid, Alaska!

The party decides to investigate what is going on with Prince Caliban; they find a familiar situation and are less than pleased with the prince's attitude. Hugh falls back into old habits.

The Free Cities disagree about almost everything: politics, economics, religion; if two people can fight about it, the there's at least two Free Cities currently feuding about it. In fact, only one thing can get them to work together: the Ardent Empire. Their long time foe, the Empire desperately wants to conquer them, but cannot thanks to the work of the Free City Militia. The FCM is the only recognized inter-city government agency and its mandate goes above the petty squabbles of its members. So, when an Imperial experiment carrier violates Free City airspace, the FMC is called upon to investigate and respond to any hostilities. Just what is The Queen of Heaven planning?

Following their disastrous encounter with Captain Barnabus and his Stand Satellite Electrica, the pirates of the Best Hamster Boat decide to follow the mysterious compass the British so desperately want, but not before docking at Tortuga, a pirate stronghold, for repairs. But something is afoot and, for once, it isn't the work of an enemy Stand.

Well, we're back to playing Unknown Armies! This time, the players are in Alaska looking at cryptids and cryptocurrency; also someone fucked Big Foot? Probably one of the more insane cabals to ever grace the tabletop and this podcast, to be honest. Find out what brings together a washed up rocker, a personal assistant with anger issues, a crypto grifter, a doctor obsessed with snakes, and a weirdo loner with gun magick in this character creation session.

Remember: its pronounce mah-GICK not magic!

Hugh opens up to Blaze during a sparring session. Dawn and Hugh look at a weird bush and bond.