Pen & Paper Bullshit

The party has finally reached Hell, in their normal explosive fashion. But things are different from what they expected; even Hugh, their resident demon, only has out of date information, having spent the last decade outside of his homeland. There's talk of renewed war and the release of the White Dracolich from the Ninth Circle. Even the princes, the pillars that support the Queen's rule, are different; not only must the party travel to deepest parts of Hell to confront the Queen, they must do it while trying to figure out the political landscape and just who they can trust.

As the gang draws ever closer to their confrontation with Vans over control of the iron idol, the stakes are once again raised, as the Executive Board claims their first life! Who falls to the terrifying power of Check The Rhime and how do the survivors cope with their sudden loss? Find out in this episode of Bodies in Motion!

Check The Rhime was made by the actual author of the game, Dusty De Leon! Thanks Dusty!

The Lifestyle pulls into port once again, following their successful raid! They make some new friends, rename the ship, and they get their first taste of what the British Admiralty has in store for them.

The party finally gathers to discuss the future as they fly to Hell. Things change and are broken.

The crew of the Lifestyle sets their sights on a Danish treasure ship! Loaded down with New World goods and guarded by nothing more than her crew, she should be an easy target for the ship's loot hungry crew. But when they find an apparent ghost ship, they find themselves asking if this is the work of an enemy Stand!

The party arrives at the Abyss, ready to head straight to Hell; unfortunately, nothing is ever that simple and the party must contend with their old friend Sir Goldeneye and the paladins of Aurum Rex. What secrets does the Citadel of the Slumbering King hide?

 

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The fight against the Executive Board continues, this time with the party separated; Cyrus, Julien, and Carl have all been pulled into a strange pocket dimension, where they must survive the powerful Stand Watermelon Man and its dimension warping properties. Meanwhile, Brookes must work with a confused and stressed Coach McHorse to save his friends and find a way to break them out of their prison. Will they be forced to hand over the idol in the face of such overwhelming foes? Find out, as the Money for Nothin' arc continues!

 

This week's Stands were designed by friend of the show A Meat!

While the rest of the party deals with the King of Bears, Dawn starts to learn about the responsibilities that come with being a reigning Icon. She is not entirely pleased.

The chase is on, as the gang attempts to flee to Newhouse Ball Fields while members of the Executive Board are hot on their trail! Cambria and The Suffering are back, but who is the mysterious new user riding with her? What other surprises does Vans have in store for them? But, most importantly, will their final remaining car be destroyed?

 

The Stand Whip It was made by A Meat! Thanks A Meat!

The crew of the Lifestyle pull into Nombre de Dios, a wealthy Spanish port known for its relative security due to it being an important stop on the Spanish silver train. So, of course, the crew cut loose and leave their mark on Nombre de Dios as they take some much needed downtime; Cap'm Pines makes a connection, Blowman plans their next big score, Derringur actually does his job, and Newton steals a very rare plant. Of course, their various crimes and misdemeanors come back to bite them in the ass; the only way to find out how is to listen to the episode!