John is a true American patriot who gets a shocking surprise from his childhood crush.

Topics Include:

Intro (0:00)
David and Bathsheba (6:43)
John’s Girlfriend Defends Pet Rats (13:00)
SNL – Big Dumb Hats (24:07)
Note Left on John’s Car (32:26)
Celebs Leaving Twitter (39:36)
Aaron Carter Discussion (53:55)
Replaced by Kanye (1:15:11)
Mailbox Submission (1:17:53)

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/3 - Bowling Green, KY
2/4 - Cincinnati, OH
2/17 - Siginaw, MI
2/18 - Indianapolis, IN
2/23 - Shipshewana, IN
2/24 - Shipshewana, IN
2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI
3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC

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