Special [I]ntermission, free for everyone. Topics: Bernie, Black Mesa, Pope Belden, Oklahoma semantics, the end of electoralism, Maslow's heirarchy of revolution, thae Fed, the contradictions, our obligations, Debs.

Dirk lives rent-free in our hosts' brains, and Lalo appears via séance. Topics: Speedrunning Homestuck, The Magnus Archives, Strider sobbing, Wanshi, Roxy and gender, shoving Andrew in a closet, the author as a monster, Dirk's other options, Assassin's Creed: New Horizons.

Uber the Meh and Chip talks about the Korean side of our favorite webcomic.

Uber the Meh와 Chip이 홈스턱의 한국적인 면모에 대해 나눈 이야기)

Topics: Korean Homestuck Fan projects, The Toblerone incident, Convention Culture in Korea, "Homestuck 2 and Homestuck Future", 413 Christmas wish, Korean HS dub.

Valerie and Freya discuss hauntology and how in Homestuck, the past is ever-present. Topics: There is no future. The Shining. Vaporwave. The ancestors and dancestors. A cat interrupts. The stupid salamanders that shouldn't have capitalism. Cherub mating. Mark Fisher.

Dani and Haven discuss the latest Pesterquest route and contributing art for 2020’s Homestuck projects. Topics: Inspiring artists. Feeling closer to Gamzee. How old is Danganronpa? Favorite parts of HS^2 so far. New designs for familiar characters. Just be cool, guys.

Veritas Unae debuts as host of an episode featuring Paige Turner, an original Homestuck Art Team contributor. Topics: Buckethead and Headbucket. Reading Problem Sleuth on terrible Australian internet. Roadstuck. The quick fire question lightning round time trial.

The gang takes on your dumb group chat. Also: Restaurant reviews. Scooby-Doo. "MANAGEMENT STYLES." Post-apocalyptic knitwear. Shitty and boring Andrew stories. Bidets. Put a dick warning on it.

Magdalena Clark returns to talk about the Jake route. Topics: Writing with a thesaurus. The nature of good ends. Aroace feelings. Marvus kinning.

Aysha and Sarah get together to talk radical leftism in Homestuck and abroad. Topics: Better Call Terezi, self-radicalization, wage theft, and loser ideologies. Prepare for the 2020 election at voteforbernie.org or we'll cry.

Pip slides in to talk about Jane's Pesterquest route. TOPICS: Alpha/Beta parallels. The fear of being recognized as a Homestuck. Writing around the Epilogues. BAD ENDS.