Jez grows nipple pupils. Caitlin is fat and her friends are all ugly.

Caitlin runs out of food. Jez reminisces about porn.

Jez puts some nectar on his nose. Caitlin freeballs.

Caitlin spies on people in the gym. Jez has a floppy bladder.

Jez ponders whether fungus or wasp bites are worse. Caitlin betrays her friend's child once again.

Caitlin gets romantic with food. Jez struggles to eat a lollipop.

Jez is going to try to talk about crows less. Caitlin ruins a family's horse trip.

Caitlin makes a spectacle in a shopping center. Jez waterboards himself with an orange.

Jez gives very useful tips on how to utilise bodily functions to get a raise. Caitlin speaks to people's groin.

Caitlin does her best to start a true crime podcast. Jez champions men's health, kind of.