Pet Shop Confidential Presents - Animals and the Idiots Who Love Them

Fluffy the Poison Bomb In this episode, Mike gets serious about flea and tick products, Geoff impugns a continent, and Dave attempts to become Master of the World. WARNING: This podcast contains explicit language and may cause anal leakage.

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Episode 8 – R.I.P. Harambe In this episode, Mike introduces us to Ota Benga, Geoff memorializes war animals, and Dave lists nature’s chronic masturbaters. WARNING: This episode contains explicit language and may induce spontaneous pregnancy. BONUS! – One of our listener questions was accompanied by a video. You. Have. To. See. This! Check out the … Continue reading Episode 8 – R.I.P. Harambe →

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Episode 7 – Piratic Butt Worms In this episode Mike explains C.O.R, Geoff examines the mating habits of fur seals, and Dave watches a Kevin Costner film. Also featuring a special guest host! WARNING: This episode contains explicit language and may cause periodic shortness of breath.

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Episode 6 – Vera Lays an Egg In this episode, Mike declares his love of rats, Geoff gets stung by a scorpion, and Dave eats breakfast. WARNING: This podcast contains explicit language and may cause circadian rhythm disorder.

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Episode 5 – Tiger Piglets In this episode Mike is sick of being lied to, Geoff shares some sexy animal facts, and Dave does homework. WARNING: This show contains explicit language, and may induce vomiting.

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Episode 4 – Tarantula Pants In this episode: Mike tells us how to maim a rat, Geoff rides a horse, and Dave crawls through a whale heart WARNING: This show contains explicit language and may cause an erection lasting more than four hours.

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Episode 3 – Dog Food In this episode: Mike teaches us about dog food, Dave teaches us about dog food, and Geoff eats dog food. WARNING: This show contains explicit language and may cause hemorrhoids. Here is the link for the Rossen Reports video over at Today – Emotional Support Animals Out of Control

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Episode 2 ***Update***  This came out just in time for #WorldPenguinDay. How ’bout that! In this episode Mike introduces us to the whore of the parrot world, Geoff laments the “Ballad of Ken Allen”, and Dave does math (sort of). WARNING: This show contains explicit language.

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Urban Safari Well here it is – the inaugural episode of the Pet Shop Confidential Podcast.

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