Blazers have almost 0 chance of a win tonight! Clippers break records and won by 43 yesterday! Also a story of when I was a sick and twisted little freak on Valentine's Day and got suspended.

Sports news, or should I say sports devastation(regarding the Blazers). Plus a story of a time I ate a whole brick of cheese to avoid getting beat.

Tons of birthdays today! Luka Doncic hits a game winning 3 against the Clippers yesterday. Padres keep making history. A story of a time I almost died to get to heaven in the desert.

Blazers lost in a game where both teams looked terrible the whole game. Padres continue to smash grand slams. DC fandome was awesome. Also the worst bar I ever worked at!

Sports news, UFC line up, and Blazer game prediction. Plus a look at what is expected to take place during DC fandome today. Also a story of when I squandered a fortune in comics as a kid.

The Padres made history while the Portland Trailblazers made their fans embarrassed. Plus a story about when I got shot!

Sports new, bday shout outs, and a ridiculous story of when I saw first hand what happens to our 💩 after we flush it down the toilet!

Awesome day in sports yesterday folks! Plus a bunch of bus driver related mishaps including a story from my past where I should have been beaten senseless for my actions!

The NBA post season has begun! Plus why is everyone mad at Fernando Tatis Jr. for hitting a grand slam??!! Also the amazing story of some of my favorite Christmas memories from the festival of the trees.

NBA playoff predictions. Ryan Reynolds makes another quick 600 million dollars. Plus a story of the worst car delivery story ever!