Peter Gab-it

The Timbers won yesterday vs the LA Galaxy! The USPS is garbage! Also never get tickets for a flight and expect them not to overbook it because it just may happen to you!

Redskins have officially dropped their name! MLS starts back up tonight! My brother and I had best friends at the same time as kids whose names where almost the same too!

UFC 251 results are in! The top worst wine type alcohols ever made! A story about a man doing some really really nasty stuff that I won't ever forget.

Why you should never order 20 meals at KFC at 1:30am during a lockdown in Melbourne, Australia. Plus a story of a friend who always let money control him over friendship.

A doctor who is 80 and still at the top of his game has decribed how he has made it to that age and still feels healthy as a horse. Plus an awkward story about a reunion at a drug house.

Mask issues. Also Disneyworld is reopening this Saturday. Plus the awesomely ridiculous story of how and when I got fired from Applebee's.

Weird and unusual rules during covid that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Also a funny story about my father.

Roofers are making my life crazy right now. Also a couple of bday shout outs, and a look at who Jorge Masvidal wants to defend the belt against if he wins it at UFC 251 on Saturday.

A tribute to the best mom in the world. Who will replace Gilbert Burns in the main event of UFC 251?? Plus a story of elementary school heartbreak.

Kabib Nurmagomedov's father dies of covid-19! Also a look into my absurd nightly routines. Plus the story of my amazing wedding.