Five criminals. One basement. Tons of coincidences. Merry Christmas from Pete's Basement.

Building on the success of last week's segment episode, the boys have another go at it. Pete discusses his Christmas wish-list. Steve untangles Spider-man's net gains. Ramon, well something's really got him spooked.

It's coooold in the basement, so everyone told Pete: Nuts to you, we're doing segments. Pete shed a tear, but he moved on and managed to review comics, and announce the art contest winner.

Pete's hulking out, no not THAT hulking out, Hulkamaniac-ing out. Steve and Ramon sit idly by and watch Pete say his prayers and eat his vitamins. Somehow a lot of comics get reviewed in the process.

The boys were off for Thanksgiving but introduce yet another clip show!

Disgusting comic book characters? Ramon's burps? Batman Inc.? These are all likely contenders as to why Pete might be making this face.

But oh boy, there's another, much worse reason! MUCH worse.

Pete thinks Joey Q. is purposely fucking with him through Spider-Man Big Time variants. Ramon reviews a lot of comic books. Steve, well, we're proud of Steve -- he really turned his life around.

J.K. Woodward stops by again only to be caught in the middle of some weird basement thing! Oh, and Lou tells us about Generation Hope! He made the smart move and stayed home! Look how he's smiling!

There are simply no words to describe the dreaded "Pete" mask! Although "Aaaaaahhhh!" might do the trick! Regardless, we suggest you watch the episode just the same.

What in the name of the last family of Krypton has Ramon done now? Watch and see!