PGH Dive Bar Talk

The hardest working podcast in four states tests their mettle this week to bring you the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. This week we finish out the list for the Would You Rather Finals to determine the overall winner. Did yours make the cut? Awesome…Coach gives you the best from his Facebook page in Amusing Buffoonery and we continue with the latest Movie and Music Games. Tune in for that and much more. And remember, tell ‘em where you got it!https://youtu.be/dKDq5lRtBgM(1:22) – “I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately, my problems are pretty good swimmers.” – Tiny.(2:04) – Who is your favorite athlete to wear #63? Do you find them as reverent as Tiny does Dirt Dawson? (4:34) - @NewScientist Magazine headlines:1. Neanderthals treated a cavity by drilling into a tooth. 2. Myself seems to hide behind my eyes, but often it slides into my ribcage.3. The very first days of pregnancy have been an enigma.(7:05) – Prince Huckamuck asked his older brother to help him move to his dorm in Eton College, his brother passed. (7:49) – Surveys are still up. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com or our Facebook page to participate. (9:11) – Dear Tiny1. Women make the sandwiches2. Competitive advantage tactics3. Putting the man of the house to work(13:32) – Amusing Buffoonery(22:14) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week1. A Seattle woman following GPS drove over two miles on railroad tracks disrupting train service for hours. 2. Bumblebees are as good as elephants and chimps at solving problems. 3. In Pennsylvania, a man took his excavator to demolish a large section of his home after a drunken fight with his wife earlier in the night. (25:39) – The Movie Game(29:36) – The Music Game(33:29) – Would You Rather. 3rd Semifinal(39:26) – Samurai Chatter

Happy 250th Birthday, America! Welcome to the latest edition of PDBT, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. We have a great show for you today. Bob Surrena joins us in studio and he has great drunk stories to tell. We can all relate even if when we’re not the responsible ones. We start seasons anew with the Movie and Music games and there’s more than just sexual Would You Rathers in this week’s Samurai Chatter. Tune in to learn about your hosts and maybe be entertained….maybe.(1:25) – “How do you know a man is think about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.” – The Prince of Pittsburgh(2:41) – Podcast Numerology. Who wore #62 best? The air is pretty thin up here. (4:05) – @NewScientist Magazine Headlines:1. Plaza beams could help astronauts clean smelly laundry.2. Epic dreaming is leaving people exhausted and distressed. 3. All life in the universe could be eerily similar to us. (7:00) – Coach recaps his US soccer experience from the week. (8:35) – Survey results are up on the website. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com to check them out. Tiny weighs in on this week’s surveys. You can vote on our website, or our Facebook page. (11:47) – Born in the USA. The Prince of Pittsburgh recalls one of his favorite 4th of July stories. (16:39) – Bob Surrena is in studio with drunken stories to tell. (27:41) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week.1. Italian scientists extract yeast from a 5300-year-old mummy to make bread. 2. In Maryland, the Animal Health and Plant Inspection Services office building was closed due to a bed bug infestation. 3. Shih Hsin University President Chen Ching-ho stepped away from his role, taking a two-month unpaid leave of absence. This followed massive public backlash over his commencement speech, where he told graduate students they should "quickly end themselves" if they could not manage their time and emotions in the workforce. (31:43) – The Movie Game(36:10) – The Music Game(39:41) – Argy Bargy. Beat ‘em Bucs!(42:34) – Would You Rather Tournament of Champions. See who advances to the next round!(47:18) – Samurai Chatter1. Would you rather listen to the Barney theme song or someone slurping their soup, both for 24 hours? 2. If pay was the same, would you rather be a nanny or a narc? 3. Would you rather go out drinking with Colonel Klink or Goober? 4. You’re going down the rapids in your raft, these three are drowning but you can only save one; Chewbacca, Robin, or Tonto?5. Groucho Marx quote

We here at PDBT aren’t just here for your entertainment, thank goodness… we’re also here to inform. So sit back and enjoy as we inform and entertain you this week as the only Category 5 podcast in the free world. Reaching the bottom of the barrel for yet more drinking stories from your hosts. They’re a special vintage to be sure. Also, it’s the Season 9 finale for both the Music and Movie Games. And in Samurai Chatter, up close and personal questions for your viewing pleasure. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it. (1:13) – “24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case…coincidence?” – Steven Wright (1:56) – Podcast Numerology. Could you possibly even have a favorite athlete to wear #61? There’s less than you think. (4:21) - @NewScientist Magazine Headlines:1. The new Large Hadron Collidor (LHC) will create an enormous number of Higgs bosons. 2. Super massive black holes may give rides to strange worlds. 3. Photons behave strangely if you try to cut them.(6:07) – The week that was. Is it possible an owl nest cam gets more views than PDBT?(7:35) – PDBT welcomes it’s newest Living Legend, and maybe the most long overdue, welcome, Jason B. from Columbus! JB was Tiny’s best man at his wedding and roommate in college. (8:35) – Is Prince Huckamuck too broke to get a divorce?(9:24) – Beer Night recap.(11:13) – Last week’s survey results. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com to participate in this week’s, or check out our Facebook page.(14:28) – Dear Tiny(17:58) – More drinking stories. (28:08) – The Movie Game(32:38) – The Music Game(35:39) – Argy Bargy(36:43) – Would You Rather. Cameron Brink (WNBA) vs. Ilona Maher (Rugby)(44:03) – WYR Tournament of Champions. Bracket 1. Top 4 advance.(52:09) – Samurai Chatter1. What day would you like to relive?2. How are you nurturing your mental health?3. What is something you’ve seen that inspired you?4. If you could share a message with the world, what would it be?5. Yogi Berra quote.

Welcome back, we have a great show for you today, because we are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe! There’s more drunken stories from each of your hosts. Maybe some of you have been in similar situations. You’ll have to listen to find out. Play along with the Would You Rathers, including Samurai Chatter. It’s all fun and games. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(00:52) – “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemmingway. (2:09) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #59? Jack Hamm? Tony Sanchez?(6:05) - @NewScientist Magazine Headlines:1. A sauna may reduce your dimension risk. 2. Red light therapy could decelerate cognitive decline.3. Quantum mechanics says reality isn’t as solid as we think it is.(8:32) – Prince Huckamuck’s brother is not as willing to make amends as other members of the royal family.(9:25) – Tiny wusses out on going to the Machine Head concert even after hearing from the band. (11:14) – Surveys are up on the website and Facebook page, head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com to cast your votes.(14:47) – Dear Tiny(18:30) – Drunks telling drunken stories for your pleasure.(29:43) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week1. A startup tech firm is looking for 10 masturbation consultants to test company products. 2. An English man wanted to raise prostate cancer awareness by pulling a 2-ton Renault Cleo by his genitals and setting himself on fire.3. Rasputin’s holy relic phallus determined to be nothing more than a dried sea cucumber. (35:25) – The Movie Game(39:47) – The Music Game(42:38) – Argy Bargy(45:02) – Would You Rather. Dylan Drey vs. Laura Jarrett (The Today Show)(51:37) – Samurai Chatter1. Would you rather run out of toilet paper every time you go or have to dry yourself with paper towels every time you shower? 2. Same pay, would you rather be a Fishing Boat Captain or a Fitness Club Manager? 3. Would you rather have beers with Mister Rogers or Larry of the 3 Stooges? 4. You’re on a raft, but you can only save one; Uncle Fester, Cousin It, or Grandpa Munster?5. Groucho Marx quote

Welcome back to the only Category 5 podcast in the northern hemisphere. This week, you’ll want to hear more drunk stories from your hosts. And there’s more where that came from, too! Plenty of Would You Rather’s in Samurai Chatter and much, much more. Tune in and tell ‘em where you got it.
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(1:07) – “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra
(2:27) – Podcast Numerology. Who is the best to ever wear #58?
(5:34) @NewScientist Magazine Headlines:
1. The universe may not be as simple as it appears.
2. Using T cells for autoimmune disease is working better than first thought.
3. In coral reef, there was not as much bleaching as anticipated.
(7:31) – Coach recaps his most recent trip to Kent including the Pool Tournament of Champions at his favorite bar, Dominick’s.
(10:23) – Keep it in the family.
(11:12) – Survey reviews and website discussion.
(14:00) – Dear Tiny
(16:48) – More tales of drunkenness from the dive bar.
(27:31) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week
(31:25) – The Movie Game
(35:41) – The Music Game
(38:00) – Argy Bargy
(39:39) – Hell’s Half Acre. Zara Larsson vs. Redneck Ronda
(47:10) – Samurai Chatter
1. What memory brings you tears of joy?
2. Where do you find peace?
3. What do you keep postponing?
4. It’s your last day on earth and you can make one phone call, who do you call?
5. Steven Wright quote

Tune in this week to hear Coach’s speech as his brother, Dick, is inducted into the Alle-Kiski Valley Sports Hall of Fame. Your hosts also get back to their unique drunken stories never before told on air. There’s new seasons of the Movie and Music Games. For Samurai Chatter, coming off last week’s show where a man tried to trade in his ex-wife for a fishing boat at aBass Pro Shop, we ask our divorced listeners what that would trade in for their ex’s. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

 https://youtu.be/REBd0vKBALU

 (1:06) – “I don’t have a drinking problem. Except when I can’t get a drink.” – Tom Waits

(1:21) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athleteto wear the number 57? Zach Duke? John Smiley?

(4:19) – The show is a fan of Brittney Spears.

(6:37) – Prince Huckamuck is back in the news. This timefor the cost of the Invictus Games.

(7:44) – The Prince of Pittsburgh and Tiny give their recaps of the Hall of Fame banquet as a setup to the actual speech video. Adds some flavor to the evening.

(14:36) – Dick DeVenzio HOF Induction Speech

(20:09) – Dear Tiny, I’m a senior woman. Five years ago,I married a man I’ve known for many years. He no longer finds me desirable in any way. What should I do?

(24:05) – More drunken stories from your hosts.

(34:31) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts ofthe Week

1. An Indian man resorts to extreme measures to access his money at the bank.

2. Spain’s most famous bull fighter came out of retirement for a recent festival. He was rewarded for his efforts by beinggored in his rectum.

3. An Australian woman fell into a portable bathroom facility and was rescued approximately four hours later by a passerby.

(39:50) – The Movie Game

(43:50) – The Music Game

(46:58) – Argy Bargy

(48:58) – Would You Rather. Tate McRae vs. Zara Larsson

(55:03) – Samurai Chatter

1. What would you be willing to trade for your ex?

2. Yogi Berra quote

This week, the only Category 5 podcast in the universefinds out if it has what it takes when we compare ourselves to an article that describes the eight essentials for a great podcast. We hear Coach’s stories about Kent on the anniversary of the shootings including his most recent tripthis week. Tune in for that and everything else you’ve come to expect week in and week out. And remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:21) – We’ve been banned in Russia…again. But every cloud has a silver lining.

(2:42) – “Beer is proof that God is real and He wants usto be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

(3:52) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athleteto wear #54? Brian Ulracher? Goose Gossage? Link to the Dennis Hopper/El Dragon commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvQ3TDwM-z4

(6:46) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines:

1.  Male octopi use one primary arm for sex.

2.  The mystery of Mars missing water runs deeper than we thought.

3.  Gluon fields become incredibly rough and wildly oscillating.

(8:16) – The Prince of Pittsburgh spent his week in Kent,Ohio. Hear his tale of college days at Kent State after the school riots at the Crazy Horse bar and the midnight candlelight vigil.

(11:42) – King Charles visited the US this week. Guesswhere he didn’t go?

(12:19) – A London marathon runner recorded a worldrecord time and lost the race.

(13:19) – Head over to our website for survey results andthis week’s new ones, www.pghdivebartalk.com.There’s also a finish the lyric section. Check it out!

(15:55) – Dear Tiny

1.  Why can’t women be more patient?

2.  Should I get back with my ex-girlfriend?

3.   Mr. Harrelson asks, is it insensitive to ask a midget to go up on me?

(20:40) – 8 Essentials For A Great Podcast

(30:29) – Asian Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1.  Cambodia unveiled a 7-foot statue of an African pouched rat.

2.  Scores of robotaxis stopped moving in Wuhan, China leaving many stranded. A spokesperson noted a ‘possible system malfunction’ is to blame.

3.  In Japan, street racing office chairs is becoming a popular sport.

(35:23) – The Movie Game

(39:09) – The Music Game

(42:24) – Argy Bargy

(44:00) – Hell’s Half Acre. Adele vs. Jane Hathaway

(49:08) – Samurai Chatter

1.  Name one state you never want to step foot in again.

2.  Steven Wright quote

Here to help you with your NFL Draft hangover, we are PGH Dive Bar talk, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. How many of you attended this year’s draft? Awesome. This week, find out if you possess the traits of a rude person, or compare your results to Tiny’s. We have Would You Rather where it’s Adele vs. Zendaya, loser will take part in next week’s Hell’s Half Acre. And in Samurai Chatter, it’s up close and personal WYR with your hosts. Tune in and tell ‘em where you got it. (1:16) – “Too much of anything is bad, but too much whiskey is barely enough.” – Mark Twain(2:06) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite to wear #53? Maurkice Pouncey? Bob Matheson? Don Drysdale?(6:29) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines:1. Sperm whales help each other give birth.2. Are we evolving to be more stupid?3. The male G spot isn’t where we thought it was. (7:56) – People Magazine vote Anne Hathaway most beautiful. (8:56) – 2026 NFL Draft recap.(10:50) – The first day of class battle of attrition with the girls in class. Happens at the gym too!(12:28) – Head over to the website or Facebook to participate in the new surveys that are out, www.pghdivebartalk.com. (14:59) – Dear Tiny1. I gave my wife a honey-do list and I’m not happy with the results, what did I do wrong?2. My wife cannot make up her mind, what should I do?3. Help me help this woman I just met who’s down on her luck. (19:36) – Seven reasons people are considered rude according to psychologists…and then seven more reasons according to the Prince of Pittsburgh.(23:11) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week1. Workers at an Amazon factory in Oregon were told to ignore the dead body of co-worker who collapsed and died on the job. Employees said they were forced to work around the dead body for more than an hour. 2. The Ugandan defense chief wanted compensated after helping Turkey. He asked for $1.0 Billion and the best-looking woman in the country to be his wife. 3. In Jerome, Missouri, a truck crashed into a ravine carrying tofu. Due to insurance issues, the cleanup was delayed for two weeks all while the bean curd ripened and rotted. (29:15) – The Movie Game(33:19) – The Music Game(37:23) – Argy Bargy(40:07) – Would You Rather. Adele or Zendaya(46:33) – Samurai Chatter1. What talent are you not using?2. What would you do if you had infinite time?3. If life was like a movie, how would your story end?4. What do you dream about?5. Yogi Berra quote

Welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk, we hope you have some fun. Join us as we recap last week’s Beer Night. This week, it’s Amusing Buffoonery turn in the rotation, but be mindful, it’san X-rated edition. Put the kids to bed first. We kick off a new season of the Movie and Music games where we continue the Sequel and Sounds theme. So be sure to help with our organic discoverability and tell ‘em where you got.

 (00:58) – “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’ll feel all day.” – Dean Martin

(1:23) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #52? Mike Webster? Ray Lewis?

(3:43) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines:

1.  Single-celled organisms show surprising levels of intelligence.

2. Weirdo reptile went from four legs to two in adolescence.

3.  To live a meaningful life, take a look at cows.

(5:55) – Prince Huckamuck and Mehgan went to Australia…alone…again…

(6:48) – The Prince attended a seminar this week. Hear the good, the bad and the ugly of rheumatology.

(9:49) – Beer Night recap. Tiny gets rubbed the wrong way by the table of hot chicks. Who do you agree with more?

(13:30) – Coach has the Amish logging his property and he thinks he’s found his calling in life…driving the Amish to and from work.

(14:40) – When the Prince attended Planet Fitness, and he noticed the women there wanted to be judged even though it’s a ‘judge free zone’.

(16:03) – New surveys are up. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com or our Facebook page to participate this week. Don’t be like Tiny.

(19:11) – Dear Tiny. The good, the bad and the Abby

(27:00) – Amusing Buffoonery. X-rated edition.

(33:44) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1.  A woman testified in court via Zoom. She was caught lying when the judge asked if she was driving while testifying and replied ‘no’.

2.  A city council woman was thrown out of her political party because she used AI to alter her political photo.

3.  A supermarket worker in Scotland incorrectly ordered 38,000 bananas and couldn’t be returned. The store invited schools and community groups to come get a free box.

(38:24) – The Movie Game

(43:23) – The Music Game

(46:47) – Argy Bargy

(48:21) – Hell’s Half Acre. Pam Bondi vs. Rumeysa Gelgi (world’s tallest woman)

(53:45) – Samurai Chatter

1.   Would you rather be reincarnated as a sea creature or an airborne creature?

2.  Pay being the same, would you rather be a bricklayer or a bus driver?

3.  You absolutely need a ride. Your two choices are Tiger Woods or Britney Spears. Which one is driving?

4.  You can only save one; Charlie Sheen, SpongeBob SquarePants, or Aaron Judge?

5.  Rodney Dangerfield quote

We are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. That’s why we try to bring you the dive bar experience to wherever you consume this product! This week, your hosts have basketball stories for your pleasure. We continue Season 7 of Sequels and Sounds in the Movie and Music games. Sometight races to be sure. A very colorful edition of Would You Rather thanks to you, the viewers. Pam Bondi vs. Kristi Noem may be the best one we’ve ever had. How many of you contributed content to the show this week?...Awesome. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it and Aunt Flynnie sent ya!

 https://youtu.be/LUuV59jTyrM

(1:21) – “Always carry a bottle of whiskey in case of snakebite. Furthermore, always carry a small snake.” – WC Fields

(2:18) – Podcast Numerology: Give us your favorite athlete to wear the number 51. Is it Randy Johnson? Dick Butkus?

(4:46) – @newscientist Magazine Headlines:

1. Boosting the blood-brain barrier could avert brain damage in athletes.

2. The ancient goths were more diverse than we thought.

3. It is rare that opinions on T-Rex dinosaurs change so rapidly.

(7:26) – Caution: Flammable

(8:32) – How did you do in your basketball brackets? Better than Coach did, we’re pretty sure!

(9:24) – Hit and run hookups. Really?

(10:54) – Prince Huckamuck isn’t feeling the love from his dying father.

(11:36) – Surveys are up on our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com, or our Facebook page to participate.

(14:01) – Dear Tiny

1. How can I tell if my wife is hinting at a threesome?

2. My wife wants to help me with my problems, I’m not sure I can trust her. What do I do?

(18:17) – Basketball Diaries. Hoops stories from your hosts. Worth a listen.

(31:09) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts ofthe Week

1. A Cornell study found employees who are mostimpressed by corporate jargon score worse on tests of analytical thinking.

2. A 15-year old boy in Germany stole a bus to drive his 14-year old girlfriend to school.

(34:45) – The Movie Game

(40:12) – The Music Game

(43:09) – Argy Bargy. Coach announces a new segment aboutwarning labels due to the stupidity of people.

(45:48) – Would You Rather. Pam Bondi vs. Kristi Noem. Great responses this week.

(55:02) – Samurai Chatter

1. \All expenses paid, what country would you stay in for one year and why?

2. Groucho Marks quote