108 – Enter the Romper RoomHappy Father’s Day to all those that celebrate. We are PGH Dive Bar Talk and we are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. We are now 730 pounds of podcast proclivity and mutually exclusive, we are also alcohol influencers. Be sure you tell ‘em where you got it!(4:00) – There’s a huge shift in our podcast philosophy. Tune in to hear us celebrate women.(5:40) - @newscientist Magazine headlines1. Penguin excrement helps keep Antarctica cool.2. Teeth may have come from ancient fish skin.3. Mysterious planet is orbiting backwards between two stars.(7:14) – What not to do on a job interview courtesy of the Prince of Pittsburgh.(11:27) – Dear Tiny1. Tiny’s fans lust for him. 2. Did I make a mistake mixing business with family?(17:52) – Coach indulges two stories about his father in lieu of one from each host for obvious reasons. They’re as heartwarming as you’d expect be sure to tune in for details. (25:52) - Henry Betsy, Jr. married three different women in Florida via a legal loophole. (26:54) – State Farm Stadium in Arizona ranks #1 as a safe zone for a zombie apocalypse. (28:26) – Johan Hedberg of Norway slept through an oceanliner coming within five yards of his house. (31:04) – The Movie Game(37:26) – The Music Game(41:35) – Argy Bargy(42:45) – Hell’s Half Acre. Trish Stratus vs. “Large Mouth Bass” with a Whoopi twist…(47:47) – Samurai Chatter1. Would you rather eat nothing but cereal for two weeks or buttered toast?2. Would you rather be able to fly or talk to animals?3. Would you rather be Billy Ray Cyrus or Billy Bob Thornton?4. Would you rather drink with Gilligan or the Skipper?5. Steven Wright Quote

No bonus content in this week’s episode, you get everything you need in one shot for Episode 107 of PGH Dive Bar Talk. The ONLY Category 5 podcast in the universe. This week, it’s Dear Tiny vs. Dear Abby and your hosts both give their rendition of the best Pittsburgh Pirates event in recent memory in which they both attended…the 2013 Wild Card Game, a/k/a Cueto Dropped The Ball. Tell ‘em where you got it. (2:03) – Head over to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com, for games, photos, links to all episodes. This week’s quiz is one of the easiest one’s yet. Check it out. It’s four famous foods from Pittsburgh. (5:14) – Who is your favorite player to wear number 7? How about Ben Roethlisberger and Mickey Mantle?(6:10) - @newscientist magazine headlines1. Sticky dark matter can be lurking in a distant galaxy. 2. Capuchin monkeys kidnap other species infants. 3. Washing clothes in urine?(10:48) – Tarzan at LA Fitness(12:31) – Dear Tiny vs. Dear Abby1. We have an invite-only family reunion every year. My niece has asked if her new boyfriend’s sister and her boyfriend can attend this year. We will also have a special attendee, my brother’s mother-in-law from South America coming in only on Saturday that weekend. How do I tell my niece the MIL is OK, but her boyfriend’s family cannot without hurting her feelings? 2. I’ve been married for 34 years. My husband has accused me of lying and cheating on him several times and being disrespectful to him. I have been disrespectful, but I’ve never cheated on him. What do you advise?3. I’m 80 and my grandson is transgender. I have a hard time getting the pronouns correct which makes things even more volatile. I’ve suggested we communicate via letters to avoid a problem. Did I do the right thing?(19:42) – 2013 National League Wild Card Game. Reds vs. Pirates. Cue-to! Cue-to!(30:18) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze1. Cowley County, Kansas approved a new ordinance that bans public nudity.2. South Carolina recently held the 11th annual Buck Creek Streak, a clothing-optional 5K marathon. 3. DoorDash driver crosses several runways at Chicago O’Hare tarmac. 4. Demery Wilson sues Whataburger for $1 Million for putting onions on his sandwich.(37:07) – The Movie Game(42:35) – The Music Game(46:03) – Argy Bargy. This week, The Prince of Pittsburgh has an issue with cell phone usage.(46:58) – Would You Rather. Simone Biles vs. Aly Raisman(52:35) – Samurai Chatter1. Dead or alive, who is your most overrated person?2. Yogi Berra quote

This week on the show, we make our first appearance as official alcohol influencers as the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. Amusing Buffoonery makes a return appearance on the show and we take answers from you, the home viewer, on Samurai Chatter. Tune in and tell ‘em where you got it. (1:10) – Shameless plug for our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com, you can see the Prince of Pittsburgh and his trip dahntahn and gets a photo opp with Hannah Mears, the sideline reporter for your Pittsburgh Pirates. (3:55) - @newscientist magazine headlines:1. Rhythm was part of our social world long before we became human.2. Alien Dyson spheres may self-destruct before we spot them. 3. We emit a ghostly glow that gets snuffed out when we die.4. Hydrogen may be hiding in the mountains.5. Quantum computers threaten to crack encryption algorithms.(6:03) – Podcast Numerology. Your favorite athlete to wear #6…Eddie Jones and Rennie Stennett.(9:39) – Coach recaps his Kent trip including a confusing trip around his hotel.(13:02) – Dear Tiny1. I live in DC. I’m 47 married with children and I’m struggling to make ends meet. I’m desperate and depressed. Do you have any advice, can you give me any hope?2. My girlfriend went to the doctor and he said no sex for two weeks. I asked her what her dentist said? Was that wrong?(18:04) – Amusing Buffoonery. Things on the Prince’s Facebook post that have caught his attention recently. 20, count ‘em, 20 in total. (27:11) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze1. Dutch scientists conclude the universe will die much sooner than expected.2. Holly LaFavers son orders 70,000 lollipops from Amazon unbeknownst to her. Says he wanted to have a carnival. 3. Police in Lice, Turkey burned over 20 tons of marijuana in the town center. The fire and smoke lasted for days causing residents to complain. (32:24) – The Movie Game(36:51) – The Music Game(42:50) – Hell’s Half Acre. Charlize Theron vs. Kathy Griffin. (47:27) – Samurai Chatter1. What college campus would you like to visit?2. What historical sporting event would you like to attend? 3. Rodney Dangerfield quote

105 – Spilt Beer & Pee In My Pants

Number 105 is alive and ready to be the hardest workingpodcast in four states. We are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe and we dare you to find another one. Get ready for some new bar stories this week and we have some fan participation in the Would You Rather questions forSamurai Chatter. Tune in to see how deranged the people that follow this show really are…and tell ‘em where you got it!

 (1:00) – We make our argument to become influencers. Alcohol influencers.

(4:46) – Head over to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com for a PG-rated version of the show. Kid friendly. There’s fun and games for everyone including how Pittsburgh are you?

(5:08) – Tiny opens his first beer…ever?

(6:15) – Beer Night recap. There’s a new waitress in town and her name is Morgan.

(8:34) – The Prince of Pittsburgh’s Silo Story ends up with a trip to the emergency room…

(13:42) – Dear Tiny

1.  Why is it women get multiple orgasms and I only get one and then they get mad after I fall asleep after I’m done?

2.  My girl wants me to go full Brazlian. Do you recommend this? Do guys really do this?

3. My eyes constantly burn during sex, is it from my partners constantly pepper spraying me?

(20:50) – Bars we miss

1.  The Gateway Hilton (Gateway Inn)

2.  The Rivertowne

(28:29) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze…Rapid Fire Edition. Too many to list (just 12, but Tiny is lazy).

(36:33) – The Movie Game

(41:58) – An Emergency Pee Break for Tiny gives Coach time to pontificate at the end of the segment.

(44:23) – The Music Game

(48:08) – Argy Bargy. Driving woes continue.

(50:11) – Would You Rather. Cassie Ventura vs. Rihanna

(59:21) – Samurai Chatter

1.  What food do you think is overrated?

2.  If you could talk to one person, dead or alive, for one hour, who would it be? (No family or sports personalities)

104 – European Gull Screech

Welcome back to the only Category 5 podcast, PGH Dive Bartalk. Get your expert advice as your hosts now have 57 years of marriage experience under their belts. Hell’s Half Acre makes it’s second appearance on the show. And some more good ‘ol dive bar stories. Tell ‘Em where you got it!

(00:32) – This just in…Australia is not a US State.

(01:46) - @newscientist magazine

1.   It’s hard to shake something we’ve been taught as hard truth for decades.

2.  Greenland sharks live long without going blind.

3.  Quantum Randomness is hard to understand and just as hard to generate.

4.  Alternative periodic tables can change how wemeasure time.

5.  Microplastics hamper the memories of honey bees.

(06:57)  - Go toour website, www.pghdivebartalk.com for the new question. It’s How Pittsburgh Are You? It’s easy, just check each box to tell us how much of a Yinzer you really are.

(09:05) – Tribute to Ray

(12:06) – Dear Tiny

1.  What advice do you have for a beginner looking to get into ATV riding?

2.  My fiancé is a drunk that gets abusive and constantly asking for money. How can I salvage the relationship?

3.  When my son has an impressive gift of prayer. How can I help him share his gift with the world?

(20:04) – More dive bar stories to include the VerandaBar & Grill and good times in Man, West Virginia!

(28:38) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1.  Manosphere influencers are telling young men to shave their eyelashes to appear more masculine.

2.  Celiac sufferers can French kiss without fear of transferring gluten.

3.  70 contestants from 30 countries competing in the European Gull Screech. The winner.

(33:39) – The Movie Game

(38:18) – The Music Game

(42:50) – Argy Bargy. John Doe sues the NFL.

(44:45) -  Hell’s Half Acre…Would You Rather with a twist. It’s Jessica Alba vs. Nancy Grace.

(50:20) – Samurai Chatter

1.  Would you rather own a boat or a plane?

2.  Would you rather be the worst player on a winning team or the best player on a losing team?

3.  Would you rather be David Beckham or David Bednar?

4.  Would you rather drink with Diddy or John Fetterman?

5.  Yogi Berra quote

This week on PGH Dive Bar Talk, we start with a conclaveof our own to decide the pope of the show. Thankfully neither of your hosts ended up in the emergency room.

 (2:55) – Living Legend Zelda announces her presence withauthority. She wants everyone to head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com and claim your three favorite drinks to order at a bar.

(4:13) – @newscientist magazine

1. Creepy caterpillar wears insect parts as a disguise.

2. Ancient icebergs left marks at bottom of theNorth Sea.

3. Bats that walk backwards use their tails to navigate.

(6:18) – The Prince of Pittsburgh can’t help but bring upPrince Hukamuck and Meagan.

(7:29) – Coach ends up in the ER waiting room (everythingis just fine). Hear about the father/son interaction that he got to witness while he waited.  

(10:16) – Dear Tiny

1.  I’m making a trip to the Smoky Mountains forhiking and stopping halfway in West Viriginia for some sightseeing. Both the Grandview River Gorge and Southern Exposure Gentlemen’s Club are both equally convenient. Please recommend one and provide an agenda.

2. My partner, the Dutchess of Desire, has been suggesting we spice things up in the bedroom including thing s that require safe words, latex and harnesses used for rock climbing. Ideally, I want to pleaseher without dislocating a hip or traumatizing the cat. Can you help?

3.  I seem to be having an issue with my businesspartner. Nothing I do seems to be quite right and that’s when he criticizes me the most. What should I do?

4. Every night, my wife is out late, going from barto bar…I really wish she’d stop searching for me.

(20:36) – Surprising nobody, Coach is an accomplishedheckler. He tells everyone the time he gave it to Van Snider after Bo Jackson wouldn’t give him any attention.

(27:35) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

F1. Man obsessed with firefighters sets his house on fire.

F2. Man buys back his stolen Honda Civic without realizing it.

F3. Öklo, an Austrian company known for its environmentally-friendly portable composting toilets, is working with researchers in Vienna and a local brewery to produce a lager called "Öklopisner". It uses urine is collected from Öklo's mobile toilets, which they rent to building sites and music festivals.

(33:12) – The Movie Game

(37:46) – The Music Game

(42:18) – Would You Rather – Lindsay Lohan vs. Lindsey Vonn

(49:42) – Argy Bargy. No rest for the wicked.

(51:26) – Samurai Chatter

1.   hat motivates you to go to work every day?

2.  What is the next big step you need to take?

3.  What makes you angry?

4.  What is in your circle of competence?

5.  Rodney Dangerfield quote

Episode 102 of the only Category 5 podcast in the universe was recorded in front of a live studio audience. We’re calling it the Crazy Unicorn Dildo Lady as we will start naming each episode going forward. This week, we have tons of new things to introduce to you so be sure you stick around, and remember, tell ‘em where you got it!

 https://youtu.be/4D37A3-hUBw

 (1:30) – Beer Night recap. Bob and Tarzan and make an appearance and turns out Guru and Tiny saw someone they knew but didn’t talk to her!

(3:50) – The new question for the website for your participation is your three favorite drinks to order at the bar. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com, to submit youranswers.

(5:12) – Tiny’s not a team player.

(7:29) – The Prince of Pittsburgh attends a seminar about the birds of North Park.

(11:32) - @newscientist magazine makes it’s triumphantreturn!

1. Should you water your orchids with ices cubes? It’s a fierce debate.

2.  Evolution can begin in systems we didn’t originally consider alive.

3.  Ancient device thought to be a computer, may not have worked.

(13:31) – Dear Tiny

Q1. If you had a choice to fight one duck-sized pierogior 100 pierogi-sized ducks?

Q2. My girlfriend caught me having some ‘me time’ and shethought it was weird because she was available and willing. Is she right?

Q3. My fiancé was vigorously washing himself in the shower. Why would he do that when I’m ready and willing? Will he stop once we’re married?

Q4. I have a large boil on my inner thigh that resemblesJohn Candy. The doctor wants it removed. Should I comply?

(21:21) – College stories

(29:58) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

F1. A man in Michigan, upset that his girlfriend's family went on a cruise without him, sent a bomb threat to the cruise line.

F2. Two Belgian teenagers were arrested for attempting tosmuggle ants out of the country to sell on the black market.

F3. The first-ever "Sperm Race" was held on Friday and aimed to promote openness around men's health. 

(35:09) – The Movie Game

(39:35) – The Music Game

(43:10) – Argy Bargy…Severe Thunderstorm Warnings in yourarea.

(45:56) – Hell’s Half Acre. Jennifer Aniston vs. Crazy Unicorn Dildo Lady

(51:16) – Samurai Chatter

Q1. Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years?

Q2. Would you rather have to wear every shirt inside outor every pair of pants backwards?

Q3. Would you rather be Elton John or Billy Joel?

Q4. Would you rather get drunk with Deshaun Watson orJustin Bieber?

(59:15) – Steven Wright quote

Here we go again, gaining momentum from Episode 100, weare here to bring you Episode 101 because we are the hardest working podcast in four states and the only Category 5 podcast in the universe!

(1:17) – Early shoutout to Mr. Harrelson for his many contributions to the show.

(4:15) – Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com to hear afeel-good song of the day, participate in the Top 3, catch up on old episodes, beer and pizza ratings, see photos of friends of the show and much, much more!

(6:19) – Tune in later as the Movie and Music games get abit of a facelift. See what’s new and join in the competition.

(6:59) – What new segment could we call Hell’s Half Acre?What about Silo’s Sage Sayings? Or maybe the Good, the Bad and the Ugly? Stay tuned…

(8:35) – It wouldn’t be PGHDBT if we didn’t talk aboutPrince Huckamuck…What did he do this time?

(10:31) – Scientific American headlines:

1.  Dolphins communicate with fountains of urine.

2. Menstrual cycles play prominent role in ADHDsymptoms.

3. Magnetic maps help turtles find where to eat.

(12:27) – Dear Tiny

Q1. I have collected a sizeable array of pubic hairs from my bed over the years, however, they’ve developed an amazing stench. What should I do?

Q2. Can we have an update on your B-hole?

Q3. My father was out of town last week and I was left alone with my stepmother. We did it three times a day for the entire week. Was I wrong for doing it?

(18:41) – Road Trip stories. 1 from each of your hosts.

(29:03) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze with a Twist!

1. Chinese man gets girlfriends hand stuck in his mouth, ends up in hospital.

2. Chinese crocodile farm declares bankruptcy after buyers won’t harvest their own crocs.

3.  Chinese chemical company tells single employees they must reproduce children or face termination for being disloyal.

(33:15) – The Movie Game. New rules. Join in the fun!

(38:22) – The new and improved Music Game!

(41:17) – The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly…of LA Fitness…

(48:42) – Would You Rather. Hilary Duff or Ashley Graham

(54:59) – Samurai Chatter

Q1. What will you never do?

Q2. What do you do to impress others?

Q3. What would you say to your younger self?

Q4. What is your favorite simple pleasure?

(1:03:12) – Yogi Berra quote

The one you’ve all been waiting for…Episode 100! Thankyou for making us the only Category 5 podcast in the universe! Tune in as guests from previous episodes reach out to tell us how much the show has affected them in such positive ways since being with us. You’ll be shocked to hear how things are going!

 https://youtu.be/4IyvlhUCB5s

 (1:29) – Well wishers in abundance stop by to celebrateour success including Forbes, Roland and a few Living Legends!

(12:46) – PGH Dive Bar Talk is in the 6% club! And we discuss the future of the show in a live production meeting. What can you expect from us going forward? Tune in to find out!

(16:06) – A quick Tiny health update.

(17:57) – Dear Tiny

Q1. What’s the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Q2. Do men that cross their legs sit down to pee or am Ibeing too picky?

(23:39) – The Best of the Worst. Lowlights of the first 100 episodes according to the Prince of Pittsburgh and Tiny.

1.  Tiny’s chair breaking from underneath him rightbefore we went on air was our missed viral moment.

2.  The show sign falling on the hosts’ heads due toTiny’s wife opening the garage door during recording left its mark.

3.  We’ve been banned in Russia 9 times.

4.  Who remembers F/Marry/Kill all male reviews?

5.   The Prince ruined Stacy Keibler for Tiny.

6.  We interviewed Trailer Trash live in Studio.

(32:40) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

F1. The North Bergen police department is suing their police chief for turning department into Animal House.

(36:28) – The Movie and Music Games!

(39:13) – Amusing Buffoonery. Highlights from thePrince’s Facebook feed. Check your earlobes and your nipples!

(47:44) – Onions, Coochie & Cat Piss features RacquelWelch, Marylin Monroe, Cleopatra, Sophia Loren, Cindy Crawford, Charlize Theron, Farrah Fawcett, Jessica Alba and Meghan Markle.

(1:00:00) – Samurai Chatter

1.  Who is uglier? Geno Malkin or Alex Ovechkin?

2. Would you rather be Tom Brady or CharlesBarkley?

3. Would you rather be Mike Sullivan, Mike Tomlinor Derek Shelton?

(1:05:31) – Rodney Dangerfield quote.

Tonight we’re going to party like it’s Episode 99! Welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk, the ONLY Category 5 podcast in the universe! You won’t find another one. We’re back to give you more dive bar stories and much, much more. So tell ‘em where you got it!

 https://youtu.be/LgHlqhkYF18

 (00:41) – Shoutout to new friends, Emily and her blondefriend! Welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk. Sit down and have a drink.

(1:20) – Stick with us, we can help you with your Greek. It involved flowers and bees, it has to be good.

(3:27) – New Castle, PA, is the self-proclaimed hot dog capital of the world.

(4:39) – Nobody has more facetime on this show than Huckamuck. He’s managed to attract the ire of the Prince of Pittsburgh yet again.

(5:44) – www.pghdivebartalk.com has everything you want related to the show. Pizza rankings, beer reviews, living legends, photos Dear Tiny, Pick 3 and all the old show archives.

(8:03) – We are the patron podcast for the Church of Laughter, women who do twat thrusts, Honk Kong husbands…and, now…Basil Harwood, church warden of St. Andrew’s Church.

(8:52) – Podcast Numerology

1. Still with us (as of the recording) include Dickvan Dyke, Gene Shalit, June Lockhart and Marv Levy.

2. Born in 1999 include Sabrina Carpenter, MadisonBeer and Mikey Madison.

3. Athletes to don #99 include Wayne Gretzky, Warren Sapp, Levon Kirkland, Aaron Donald, JJ Watt, Aaron Judge, George Mikan, Jack Lambert (Kent St.) and Fletch!

(13:22) – Dear Tiny

1. I asked my husband if both me and his mother were drowning, who would he save. He chose her. I’m terribly hurt, what should I do?

2. How does the Pythagorean theorem affect my Pornhub search?

3.  My girlfriend says she’s saving herself for our wedding night. Last night, she said she’s content and never needs to marry. What should I do?

(17:12) – Dive bar stories

(24:13) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts ofthe Week

1. A Bulgarian soccer team held a minute's silence for a former player... only to later discover he's still alive.

2. Police raid elderly couple's home in search for cannabis farm just to find the couple is always cold.

3. More couples are having his and her toilets installed in their homes.

(30:19) – The Movie Game

(35:12) – The Music Game

(39:40) – Argy Bargy. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

(42:35) – Would You Rather. Sydney Sweeney or Kylie Jenner

(50:17) – Samurai Chatter

1.  What small purchase has brought you the most joy?

2. What is the biggest lie you once believed?

3. Who do you dream about?

4. What do you have trouble seeing clearly in yourmind?

(57:58) – Steven Wright quote