Just two episodes away from our 100th, but Episode 98 of PGH Dive Bar Talk can stand on it’s own two feet. This week, we have more dive bar stories. And, there’s sad news to report…the Music Game streak is over! But when one door closes, another opens so it’s onward and upward in a way that the only Category 5 podcast can. Tell ‘em where you gotit!

 https://youtu.be/8N5VRNP5AUE

 (00:59) – Huckamuck and Megan get things going this week!

(4:42) – The Prince of Pittsburgh attends a seminar aboutMarylin Monroe.

(7:49) – Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com for the Rated G version of our show. We have the Pick 3 feel good songs, tons of photos, pick your treat finals and you can submit your questions to Dear Tiny.

(12:19) – Podcast Numerology

1. Mel Brooks and Lee Grant are both 98 years young.

2. Born in 1998 include Jalen Hurts, Jayson Tatum, Jaden Smith and Shawn Mendes.

3. Athletes to wear #98 include Jesse Armstead, Casey Hampton, Tony Saragusa and Jason Collins.

(16:48) – Dear Tiny

1. My parents don’t appreciate my lifestyle of playing video games and smoking weed while living in their basement at 49 years old. Why can’t they leave well enough alone?

2. When my friend, Floyd Lawson, sees an unattractive woman, he always tells me he wouldn’t F her with my dick. What if he likes a woman, can he F her with my Johnson?

(21:27) – More dive bar stories

1.  Our Gang’s Lounge in Sharon, PA

2. Blackhorse Tavern near Ravenna, OH

(31:23) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week.

1. The first person to go over Niagara Falls was Annie Taylor in 1901.

2.  A religious painting depicting the 8th commandment was stolen in England.

3.   In Hawaii, marine biologist captured photographs of humpback whales mating. The biologists later learned both whales were male.

4.  Thief swallows $770,000 worth of diamonds stolen from a jewelry store.  Body scan confirms the evidence.

(37:14) – The Movie Game

(43:35) – The Music Game. Time to start over.

(48:47) – Argy Bargy. Beat ‘em Bucs

(54:01) – Onions, Cootchie and Cat Piss. The Olivia Edition

(1:08:00) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather be homeless or in prison?

2. Would you rather your friend or your boss fall in love with you?

3. Would you rather be Travis Kelce or Russell Wilson

4.  Would you rather get drunk with Chris Rock or Will Smith?

(1:15:39) – Yogi Berra quote

Welcome to Episode 97 of PGH Dive Bar Talk, our basketball special edition. Don’t worry, we won’t bore you with our bracketology and where our brackets were busted…or will we? Tune in to find out!

 (1:15) – Shout out to new listener, Nancy Aiken!

(2:04) – Fight the power. We attempted to advertise the podcast on Google Ads, but we were shot down for “alcohol information and shocking content”! Rejected!

(3:04) – The Prince of Pittsburgh’s accountant is one of the first four out.

(3:18) – Please Stand By…

(4:18) – Beer Night recap. The bouncers get feisty withsome old guy, but not one of our old guys. Upset alert.

(5:54) – Coach attends another seminar. This one coveredthe Great Pittsburgh Fire of 1845 …and lentils and scorched beans!

(10:27) – Podcast Numerology

1. 97 years young…William Daniels, Estelle Parsons,Doc Severinsen, and Elroy Face

2. Born in 1997: Kylie Jenner, Jake Paul, Simone Biles, Dominik Mysterio, Sydney Sweeney,Bella Thorne, Camila Cabello.

3. Athletes to don the number 97: Kendrell Bell, Joey, John and Nick Bosa, Aiden Hutchison, and Joe Beimel.

(14:20) – Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com to cast yourthree feel good songs, and everything you know and love about your favorite Category 5 podcast.

(15:54) – Dear Tiny

Q1: I need a good alternative to punching a co-worker inthe face, can you help?

Q2: My man is messing with the neighbor while I’m at workpaying the bills, but the D is good. What should I do?

Q3: I screamed out my neighbor’s name while in the throesof passion with my wife. What should I do?

(22:42) – Basketball Diaries of a Madman…you guessed it.There’s lesbians!

(30:08) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze…presents Facts ofthe Week

F1. A soccer game in Germany was postponed after the sonof a player bit a referee.

F2. TikTok users are dropping heavy objects on their feet. Items include vacuum cleaners, air friers and wooden tables.

F3. China’s largest hot pot food chain has offered cash compensation to customers after two drunken teenagers were videoed urinating in the hot pot broth.

(35:05) – The Movie Game

(40:53) – The Music Game

(45:43) – Argy Bargy. Losers luck.

(48:56) – Would You Rather. Livvy Dunne vs. Ally Batenhorst

(57:11) – Samurai Chatter

Q1: When did you work hard and love every minute of it?

Q2: How are you nurturing your mental health?

Q3: What makes a person beautiful?

Q4: How would you describe yourself in one sentence?

(1:05:39) – Rodney Dangerfield quote

Time sure does fly when you’re having fun, and we areable to give you maximum effort to bring you Episode 96 of PGH Dive Bar Talk, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. Tune in to hear more dive bar stories this week from Tiny and the Prince of Pittsburgh. Not only are we the hardest working podcasts in four states, we are also the hardest working podcast in…Suriname!

 https://youtu.be/AAVMyPBqZ3U

 (1:24) – Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com for all yourpodcasting needs if you’re looking for songs that make you feel good, all episodes, cookie sales, photos, pizza ratings, beer ratings, Dear Tiny…and the new Pick 3. Songs that make you feel good when you hear them.

(2:48) – Vanna White makes $10 Million to work 34 days ayear.

(3:35) – Drugs are bad, m’k?

(4:41) – Podcast Numerology

1.  Still with us at 96 include Jim Lovell, James Hong, Marian Ross, Bob Cousy and Frank Borman.

2.  Born in 1996: Zendaya, Hailey Bieber, Hailee Steinfeld, Josh Allen and Joe Burrow.

3.  Those to don the number 96 include Cortez Kennedy and Brentson Buckner.

(8:18) - @newscientist magazine headlines:

1.  Fossils may confuse future civilizations.

2. Humans learn differently than machines.

(10:37) – Dear Tiny

Q1: My husband’s new tattoo has me questioning his loyalty, what should I do?

Q2: Do you know anyone in Deer Lakes named Alfredo?

(14:50) – More dive bar stories. This time it’s the Nightingale Inn, formerly located in Hermitage, PA, and the original North Park Lounge in McCandless Township.

(19:45) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze facts of the week.

F1: Russian politicians gift meat grinders to mothers of soldiers killed in Ukraine.

F2: Artist planned to starve piglets as part of exhibit; activists steal them.

F3: Avid nose-picker needed surgery after digging toodeep and rupturing artery

(23:43) – The Movie Game

(29:58) – The Music Game. Can DiMaggio go down again?

(35:39) – Onions, Cootchie & Cat Piss. This week we discuss Casey Anthony, Tonya Harding, Andrea Yates, Amanda Riley, Amber Rose, Rosie O’Donnell and Ma Barker.

(46:17) – Samurai Chatter

Q1: If you work were play, what would you do?

Q2: What is something you’ve seen that’s inspired you?

Q3: If a genie could grant you one wish, what would it be?

Q4: What are you afraid of?

(53:14) – Charles Barkley quote.

In Episode 95 we prove our critics wrong yet again andshow you why we are the best variety podcast going. We have the hardware to prove it. Nobody else can claim they are a Category 5 podcast like we can.

 https://youtu.be/6gGqUQ_0E6A

 (3:35) – www.pghdivebartalk.com.If you haven’t participated in any of the voting or polls yet, head over now before it’s too late. While you’re there, check out Coach’s pizza review, Miller’s beer review, Jane’s feel-good song of the day, questions for Dear Tiny, and all kinds of fun photos from the show.

(4:10) – The Prince of Pittsburgh tells you what it’s like being a sports fan right now in this great city. It’s not all that it’s cracked up to be for sure…

(6:04) – Another walk around Pine Park proves fruitfulfor Coach.

(11:14) – Please stand by…

(11:33) – Podcast Numerology.

1.   95 years old include JoAnn Woodward, Vera Miles,Robert Wagner and Barry Gordy.

2.  Born in 1995: Tim Shalamay, Kendall Jenner, Patrick Mahomes, Doja Cat, Dua Lipa, Megan Thee Stallion, Gigi Hadid and Post Malone.

3.  #95: Richard Dent and Charles Haley are HOF’ers.Myles Garrett and Greg Lloyd.

(14:18) - @newscientist magazine headlines:

1.  Microbe dyes could make your clothes greener.

2.  Ozempic like drugs may help with addiction.

3.  A moth uses optical illusions to avoid predators.

(15:08) – Dear Tiny

Q1. My dog humps every women’s leg he sees, how do I stopthat?

Q2. If I’m doing a six way with a blonde, brunette, a pygmy and two piglets, should I use canola, coconut or extra virgin olive oil?

(18:14) – More Dive Bar Talk. This week, Tiny tells his Gateway Inn story and Coach tells his 222 Bar story.

(24:56) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze Facts of the Week

F1. New Jersey woman is suing her HOA for forcing her toget rid of her emotional support chickens.

F2. Student in China sparks a fire in his dorm when heburned his inflatable girlfriend in an attempt to hide it from his roommate.

F3. Researchers in Gainesville, FL, study sewer ecosystems. 

(30:28) – The Movie Game

(35:21) – The Music Game

(38:50) – Argy Bargy. The Taxman Cometh

(40:59) – Onions, Cootchie & Cat Piss – It’s Jodi Arias, Amy Fisher, Lorena Bobbitt, Vicky White, Susan Smith, Oprah Winfrey and Calamity Jane

(50:14) – Samurai Chatter (Live studio audience participation)

Q1: Would you rather be covered in hair head to toe, ortotally hairless?

Q2: Would you rather cough bubbles or burp confetti?

Q3: Would you rather learn to play every instrument orplay every sport?

Q4: Would you rather get drunk with Ben Roethlisberger orTerry Bradshaw?

(55:58) – Steven Wright quote

Episode 94 will be better than ever before. Why? Becausewe are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe! Bringing you variety that spans the globe. Tune in this week when we finally decide to talk about…wait for it…dive bars!

 https://youtu.be/I9mduCr1aiU

 (2:15) – www.pghdivebartalk.com has everything the show can offer. Living Legends, interactive lists, including our Pick 3, which is still…your three favorite dive bars. There’s beer and pizza reviews, there’s photos, feel good songs, it’s all there for your consumption!

(5:17) – Would you rather pay extra for a ticket or assumedto be over senior citizen age and receive a discount without being asked? Tune in to see what happened to the Prince of Pittsburgh this week.

(7:28) – More humanization of the Prince and his alma mater,Kent State. The men’s team is playing well but is it worth the cost?

(9:26) – Podcast Numerology:

1.   94 years young include Clint Eastwood, JohnAstin, Warren Buffet, Robert Duvall and Buzz Aldrin.

2.  Born in 1994…Justin Bieber, Harry Styles, BadBunny, Halsey and Dakota Fanning

3.  #94…Jose Mesa!...Charles Haley, Demarcus Ware, ChadBrown and Lawrence Timmons.

(12:25) – Scientific America headlines

1.  Brains produce thoughts surprisingly slow.

2.  A new potato flourishes in heat waves.

(13:35) – Paul G solidifies his Living Legend status and save the Music Game.

(15:52) – Dear Tiny

Q1. Should I consider buying a new or used RV?

Q2. Pertaining to your dive bar picks (go to www.pghdivebartalk.com to see Tiny’s answers), if you could go back to the Swirl Inn to have one more beer with your uncle would you rather do that or preserve your memory as is?

Q3. My wife sleeps in the raw, and prepares breakfast allin the nude. Should I be OK with it?

Q4. My wife goes out to charge our electric car everynight for five hours. I appreciate her help, but my vehicle is not electric or hybrid, but gas powered. What takes so long?

(22:21) – Dive bar talk

1.  222 Bar

2. The Gateway Inn a/k/a The Gateway Hilton

(29:38) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

F1. Reverend Jerry McAfee, founder of a community violenceprevention group, accused of making threats at city council meeting held to discuss future funding.

F2. Archeologists examined nine mummies and are pleasantly surprised by the aroma.

F3. Loretta Chamberlain celebrated her 104th birthday in prison.

(34:01) – The Movie Game

(39:24) – The Music Game

(43:29) – Argy Bargy

(46:02) – Would You Rather. Amanda Seyfried vs. KaleyCuoco

(53:38) – Samurai Chatter

Q1. What is the one rule you’ll never break?

Q2. What is your last major achievement?

Q3. What’s the worst that could happen if you do the thingyou fear doing?

Q4. When you close your eyes, what do you see?

(1:01:47) – Rodney Dangerfield quote

Don’t touch that dial, the only Category 5 podcast in theuniverse is live and in color. Welcome to Episode 93, which is also the name of the show. This week, we have more Dear Tiny advice for you and Amusing Buffoonery makes it’s return to the show. Sit back and enjoy your local dive bar from your own friendly confines.

 (2:31) – Go to www.pghdivebartalk.com for everything related to the show and it’s rated PG! Miller’s beer reviews,Coach’s pizza reviews, Ms. Jane’s feel good song of the day. You can also buy your Girl Scout cookies. Help Tori and her troop, but more importantly…help the Prince so he can smoke his cigar in the Cathedral!! Lastly, there’s a new Pick3…Your favorite dive bars. Be sure to send us your list.

(8:22) – We are the patron podcast for the church oflaughter, and women that do twat thrusts, but we are now also the patron podcast for…Hong Kong husbands! We are here for you.

(9:05) – @newscientist magazine headlines:

1. Brain cells found that tell us to stop eating.

2. Stunning image shows rare phenomenon 600 million light years from earth.

3. Biggest object in the universe found (not Tiny).

(10:23) – The Prince of Pittsburgh’s alma mater put on a show this week. Their best game of the season. He was chosen to participate in the halftime show. Hear all about it.

(13:41) – Podcast Numerology

1. People that are 93 years old, Rita Moreno, William Shatner, Marla Gibbs, Don King, Barbara Eden, Hal Linden, Rupert Murdoch, Angie Dickinson and Dan Rather.

2. Born in 1993….Ariana Grande, Naomi Scott, Jodie Comer, Keke Palmer (!), Miranda Cosgrove, Debbie Ryan, Victoria Justice, Sophia Carson

3.  Athletes to wear #93: John Randle, Dwight Freeney, Joel Steed and Marty Lyons

(20:36) – Dear Tiny

1. What color shoes should a man wear with a blue suit?

2. Am I defeating the purpose of watching midget porn on a big screen TV?

3. What makes you so special that your and your co-host can do a podcast?

(27:40) – Amusing Buffoonery. Highlights from thePrince’s Facebook page. We’re also on Facebook, give a Like and a Follow.

(35:48) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts ofthe Week.

1.  A Tanzanian man has 16 wives, 104 children and 144 grandchildren.

2. Chinese woman gives fiancé three hours of electric shock to simulate childbirth.

3.  Australian high school teacher identifies as a cat. Parents are concerned.

(41:59) – The Movie Game

(46:23) – The Music Game. Can Tiny get off the schneidfor number 59?

(51:29) – Onions, Cootchie & Cat Piss. It’s EmmaWatson, Jennifer Lawrence, Kristen Stewart, Margot Robbie, Eiza Gonzalez, JoJo and Sarah Hyland.

(1:06:31) – Samurai Chatter

1.  Would you rather wrangle a four-legged octopus or an eight-legged poodle?

2.  Would you rather wear three hats at all times or no socks?

3.  Would you rather shake hands with yourself when you meet someone or offer them your foot in a handshake?

4.  Would you rather get drunk with Bill Murray or Chevy Chase?

(1:11:18) – Yogi Berra quote

In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. In Episode 92,the Prince of Pittsburgh has a lot in store for you! But did Columbus ever have a Category 5 podcast?...No! Of course, not. Because we are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. Welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk, the patron podcast for the Church of Laughter in the Czech Republic and for women that do twat thrusts. Do your part and tell ‘em where you got it!

(4:37) – Episode 92 is brought to you by the Prince of Pittsburgh.

(4:43) – Head over to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com to submit your Pick 3. This week it’s still your favorite comic strips. There’s always pizza reviews, beer reviews, photos and a feel good song of the day! Go check it out.

(6:29) – Beer Night recap. Jane is nicer than you and you know it. Why do we say that? Tune in to hear how she helped us celebrate Guru’s birthday.

(7:51) – The Prince discusses the organic discoverabilityof the podcast…or as his barber says, “our internet thing”!

(10:06) – We review a list of things of what not to do for a successful podcast.

(11:33) - @newscientist magazine headlines

1. The rat population in cities is booming.

2.  Salamanders fill their toes with blood before each step.

3. Ariel urine may help dolphins communicate.

(13:33) – Podcast numerology

1.  Aged 92 include Bob Pettit, Petula Clark and Jenny Craig.

2. Born in 1992…Selena Gomez, Cardi B, Neymar, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Taylor Lautner, Nick Jonas, Lainey Wilson, and Odell Beckham, Jr.

3. Athletes to don #92 include Reggie White, James Harrison and Michael Strahan.

(15:52) – The Coach has some advice for the Menendez brothers.

(17:55) – Dear Tiny

1.  Working remotely, do you advise rubbing one off during a Zoom meeting?

2. What’s the best nudie mag to pack for the end of days?

3.  My husband is only nice to me when he wants sex, what should I do?

(24:51) – Nicknames

(30:27) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. Earl of Yarmouth is locked in toxic legal battle with family over control of their £85m estate.

2. The Memphis Zoo offers a Valentine's Day promotion where for a $10 donation, you can send video of an elephant pooping to your ex.

3. Doctors find five contact lenses behind woman’s eyeball.

(39:15) – The Movie Game

(45:05) – The Music Game. The streak stands at 57!

(48:16) – Argy Bargy….US Hockey

(51:59) – Would You Rather. Selena Gomez vs. Miley Cyrus. Coach and Tiny’s votes determine this week’s winner!

(1:02:19) – Samurai Chatter

1.  What do you understand today that you didn’t understand five years ago?

2.  Have you ever felt trapped?

3.  What has been on your mind most lately?

4.  Where would you most like to go?

(1:11:45) – Steven Wright quote

Bringing you all the action in a way the only Category 5podcast in the universe can, welcome to Episode 91 of PGH Dive Bar Talk. We are fictional characters that are real. How do we do it? It’s not easy…Don’t forget to Follow and Like us on YouTube, and, as of last week, we now have video onSpotify! You can find us there and where you get all your favorite podcasts, including Apple.

(1:05) – The Prince of Pittsburgh introduction.

(2:24) – Paul G. keeps the streak alive!

(3:58) – Go to www.pghdivebartalk.comto take part in the new Pick 3…your favorite comic strips. There’s also a new tournament-style pick ‘em. There’s 8 categories to choose from…winner moves on! There’s always our beer and pizza reviews, photos, and we remind you, thewebsite is G rated!

(6:35) – The Prince had a full day, all before 10AM…hehad a convo about life, death and PGH Dive Bar Talk with three different people. That’s a full day, that’s a heck of a day.

(8:47) – Grandson Forbes survives another stay at thePrince’s house.

(10:11) – The other Prince, Huckamuckfuk is back in thenews…

(10:57) – @newscientist magazine headlines: orchids havea failsafe way to pollinate themselves…and cryogenically frozen sperm can be used to help coral breeding programs by increasing genetic diversity and restoring damaged reefs.

(12:37) – The Prince makes a return visit to Kent.

(16:13) – Podcast Numerology. Can you believe these folksare 91? Willie Nelson, Yoko Ono, Carol Burnett, Michael Kane, Joan Collins, Roman Polansky, Hubie Brown, Barbara Feldon.

(18:07) – People born in 1991 are Tyler the Creator andEd Sheeran.

(18:28) – Sergei Fedorov and Steve Stamkos in hockey.Kevin Greene in NFL and Dennis Rodman in the NBA, Hideo Nomo in MLB and Omar Alfonso for your Pittsburgh Pirates!

(20:42) – Dear Tiny

Q1: Can a man be in love with two women at the same time?

Q2: Should I be worried about water on the knee fordrinking too much water?

(24:34) – Things classy people never say.

(31:03) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

F1: Woman used fart selfies to harass boyfriend’s ex.

F2: A Malaysian man is offering a unique service toassist men impress their partners by assuming the role of a villain.

F3: Chinese man refused to sell home and relocate for newhighway project, so they built the highway around him.

F4: 66-million-year-old fossilized vomit is found inDenmark

(39:27) – The Movie Game

(45:39) – The Music Game. Time to break the record!

(49:06) – Argy Bargy…Buccos edition!

(53:28) – Onions, Coochie and Cat Piss. Bring on the90-Year Old Women and the meat sludge!

(1:07:04) – Samurai Chatter

Q1: Would you rather be able to read mind or moveobjects?

Q2: Would you rather have a lifetime supply of yourfavorite food or your favorite beverage?

Q3: Would you rather have the power to feel no physicalpain or no emotional pain?

Q4: Who would you rather get drunk with Patrick Mahomesor Travis Kelce?

(1:15:32) – Rodney Dangerfield Quote

Ready or not, here we come. Episode 90 is here for yourviewing pleasure. Ain’t nobody better than Tiny and the Prince of Pittsburgh, two faces made for podcasting. Help us with our organic discoverability and tell ‘em where you got it…and YouTube is where to find it!

There’s more…Big news. Not only are we on YouTube, we nowalso offer video on Spotify! Prior to Episode 90, we were audio only on that platform. We are now live and in color. If you’ve listened to us in your car on Spotify, you can still do that, it just now includes the video! Look out Joe Rogan! Every way possible to find us can be found by clicking this link:  

linktr.ee/pghdivebartalk

The link to this week’s show:

https://youtu.be/-V8IvNXkx7s

(1:18) – Please stand by…

(2:37) – If you want to learn about candlewicks, go somewhere else!

(3:46) – @newscientist magazine headlines…Everyone wantsto see a white dwarf get eaten by a massive black hole.

(5:12) – The Prince attends another seminar. The topicthis week…winter warriors, presenting by Julie the hummingbird lady.

(10:09) – Looking for love this Valentine’s Day? Head toShermans Creek Inn, in Sherman’s Dale, PA for the Micro Maidens. Tell ‘em the Prince sent ya!

(11:05) – Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com to participate in the new Pick 3..your favorite comic strips. While you’re there, check out the beer and pizza reviews, photos of you, the fans! Don’t forget to submit your questions for Dear Tiny. Dear Abby is eating her heart out!

(12:23) – Podcast Numerology…these folks are 90 yearsyoung…Jane Goodall, Sophia Loren, Frankie Valli, Brigitte Bardot, Shirley MacLaine, Pat Boone, Tina Louise, Jamie Farr, Sonny Jurgensen and Shirley Jones.

(14:39) – Born in 1990 include Emma Watson, JenniferLawrence, Margot Robbie, Kristen Stewart, JoJo, Eiza Gonzalez and Sarah Hyland.(15:28) – TJ Watt and Julius Peppers both represent #90on their jerseys.

(17:50) – Dear Tiny

(26:19) – Is this a compliment?

(30:17) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze brings you the Factsof the Week

(35:55) – The Movie Game

(42:10) – The Music Game…Can Tiny and Paul G tie Joe D.?

(50:00) – Would You Rather…Ciara or Beyonce

(59:25) – Samurai Chatter

Question 1: Do you hibernate, migrate or adapt? (fromthis week’s seminar)

Question 2: What day in your life would you like torelive?

Question 3: What are five things that make you happy?

Question 4: What is your DJ name?

(1:08) – Yogi Berra quote

Welcome back! We are live from the Cathedral to bring you the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. This is Episode 89 of PGH Dive Bar Talk. We are the patron podcast for the Church of Laughter and women who perform twat thrusts. We need your help with all the organic discoverability we can muster. Tell ‘em where ya got it!