PGH Dive Bar Talk

We may not show it at the beginning, but we ramp up to aCategory 5 podcast in no time to bring you this week’s show. This week, the Prince of Pittsburgh highlights his trip to Kent for the start of the football season that could double as an argy bargy and Tiny recaps his 30th high school reunion he attended last week. Be sure you tell ‘em where you gotit.

 https://youtu.be/uZ8McXgsWXk

 (1:49) – The Guiness Book of World Records was founded bySir Hugh Beaver, the managing director of Guinness Brewery, as a source to settle disputes.

(2:54) – Podcast Numerology – Who is your favorite athlete to don the number 20? Mike Schmidt? Frank Robinson? Gary Payton? Barry Sanders? Elmo Plaskett?

(4:20) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. Squirrels have a highly flexible subtalar joint.2. Living at higher altitudes can help child obesity.

3. The evolutionary tree for modern humans may be bushier than originally thought.

(5:59) – Protestors at Kent were really mad about a lotof things and none in attendance were easy on the eyes.

(7:32) – Mrs. Huckamuck details how she didn’t feel wellbeing away at a royal event for three weeks without her children.

(8:45) – The website, www.pghdivebartalk.com, is full ofgreat stuff. Pictures, feel-good song of the day, games, surveys, links to all episodes and it’s all rated G for general audiences.

(11:00) – Please Stand By…

(12:43) – Dear Tiny vs. Dear Abby. Three questions. HearAbby’s response, hear Tiny’s response. You be the judge as to who provides more sound advice.

(21:36) – Stories from last week.

(30:59) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze. Historic Facts of the Week.

1.  Surgeon Robert Liston was considered the fastestsurgeon in the West. He also managed a 300% mortality rate in one procedure.

2. 46 B.C. was 445 days long.

3. Alexander the Great named over 70 cities after himself and conquered over 2 million square miles of Earth’s surface. Allbefore the age of 30!

4.  Two years later, he was buried alive!!

(35:04) – The Movie Game

(39:50) – The Music Game

(44:50) – Argy Bargy. Easily the most frequent topic…YourBattling Buccos!!

(47:39) – Would You Rather…Sarah Rafferty vs. Kate Walsh

(54:32) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather swap bodies with a good friendfor a day or a total stranger?

2.  Would you rather have your dream job but earn only enough to cover basic needs or a job you hate that makes you rich?

3.  Would your rather have drinks with Bugs Bunny or Scooby Doo?

4.  You can only save one in your life raft, Seinfeld, Kramer or George Costanza. Who do you save?

We have another great show in store for you this week aswe get into stories of bad karma. As if all our stories aren’t about bad karma…

(1:53) – If only your hosts were alive in Russia in the1600s, they could have served on the Council of Drunken Fools under Peter the Great. Who is better qualified? I dare you to name them!

(3:13) – Podcast Numerology. Who’s your favorite athleteto wear #19? Johnny Unitas? Willis Reed? Steve Yzerman? Tony Gwynn?

(5:01) - @newscientist magazine headlines:

1.  Siberian ice mummy found covered in animal tattoos.

2. A whopper of a stick insect weighs as much as agolf ball.

3. Ancient pots contained 2500-year-old honey.

(7:29) – Updated Death Pool Odds presented by LivingLegend, Guru!

(8:59) – LA Fitness keeps taking PGHDBT business cardsoff their table. That ain’t right!

(10:36) – Southern Hemisphere facts you need to know.

(11:26) – Tiny to the rescue! What a guy!

(13:07) – Pay attention to our website, ww.pghdivebartalk.com. Things are picking up. Now with more games, more surveys, more, more, more!

(15:33) – Dear Tiny

1. I went on a date and she asked if I wear boxersor briefs. I said, depends. Why did she abruptly end our date?

2. My wife asked me to give our kids a talk ondrugs, but I don’t make much sense when I’m high. What should I do?

(20:57) – You reap what you sow. Bad karma stories.

(28:54) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1.  Pearl is the planet’s old living chicken at the tender age of 14 and survived a broken leg, chickenpox, and a raccoon attack.

2. 30-year-old Mexican woman won a 39-mile ultramarathon race with no training all while wearing handmade scandals.

3. Australia’s University of Technology at Sydneyadvised soon-to-be-fired employees to bake a dessert, start a tea ritual or tackle a task they’ve been dreading to handle the stress of losing their jobs.

4.  56-year-old Kulthum Akbari has been accused ofkilling 11 husbands.

(36:53) – The Movie Game

(40:59) – The Music Game

(45:43) – Argy Bargy

(49:19) – Hell’s Half Acre. Sandra Bullock vs. Dracula’s Sister

(54:26) – Samurai Chatter

1.  What have you been procrastinating on?

2. When was the last time you argued ferociously?

3. What have you recently lost interest in?

4.  How do you deal with loneliness?

5. When do you regret not speaking up?

6. Rodney Dangerfield quote

We have a good show for you today. Your favorite podcast was at the track this week. PGHDBT sponsored a horse race at the Meadows and somehow Guru and Tori came away as the big winners. Whips and gambling, part of every wholesome environment! Hear about it all on this week’s show.

https://youtu.be/MXqFfZ5TZEk

(1:52) – Fruit flies drink alcohol when they feel sexuallyfrustrated.

(2:42) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite #18? Peyton Manning? Darryl Strawberry? Andy Van Slyke?

(4:55) - @newscientist Magazine headlines

1. Covert viruses may be messing with honeybee flight.

2. Older eggs don’t rack up mutations in their mitochondria.

3. Keep an eye out for usually bright stars, any one of them could be civilizations downfall!

(7:20) – Hurricane Erin update. We compare a Category 3 hurricane to a Category 5 podcast with visuals. Look out!

(9:03) – Racing at the Meadows recap including Race 4sponsored by PGHDBT.

(14:41) – www.pghdivebartalk.com. Now with graphs! More games and surveys for your entertainment. Check out allof our photos from the Meadows.

(19:10) – Dear Tiny

1. How do I know if it’s time for a penial reduction?

2. Why put white lines on the road when everyone ignoresthem?

3. Everyone wants a piece of that @ss!

4. Are you as afraid of your wife as Coach is?

(28:55) – 2nd grade answers

1.  What do you want to learn to do?

2.  If you grew to be 40 feet tall, what would you do?

(35:18) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1.  Adult pacifiers are becoming popular in China.

2. Huang Ping has lost his battle for his home that blocked the roadway in China.

3. The Mianhua Library is becoming quite the destinationspot.

4.  To scare wolves away from livestock, farmers are using drones to play audio of humans arguing in an attempt to scare them away.

(42:55) – The Movie Game

(48:12) – The Music Game

(51:54) – Argy Bargy

(52:58) – Would You Rather. Cheryl Burke vs. Brooke Burke

(58:47) – Samurai Chatter

1. If you had a magic wand, what would you change in the world?

2. Groucho Marx quote

Welcome to the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. We will never be downgraded. We also know when we’re not wanted. PGHDBT money must not be green enough for the Meadows, they won’t cash our check to sponsor a horse race. AND, the Sharon Herald refuses to publish our press release. So F ‘em both! We also have some Amusing Buffoonery from Coach’s socials. Tune in to hear our reactions and much more. Tell ‘em where you got it!
https://youtu.be/kYbTD_yS2AU
(1:50) – Alcohol fact: Bees can get drunk from fermented nectar. But drunken bees can return to the hive and be attacked by other bees and have their legs bitten off.
(3:28) – Podcast Numerology: Favorite athletes to wear #17? Shohei Ohtani? Josh Allen? Mark Grace? John Havlicek? Chris Mullin? Johnny Dickshot (he wore 15 and 17 for your PBC).
(5:35) – @newscientist magazine headlines
1. Your frenemies could be aging you as much as smoking.
2. Neanderthals probably feasted on maggots.
3. Octopuses also fall for the rubber hand illusion.
(7:53) – Go Golden Flashes! GO!
(10:40) – From bad to worse, but your Pittsburgh Pirates have the Prince’s attention.
(11:57) – More show updates including the Meadows shunning our offer to sponsor a race and the Sharon Herald ignoring our press release. Who needs ‘em!!
(13:05) – Coach’s extraordinary trip to the dentist.
(16:31) – Head over to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com for new games, reviews, surveys.
(18:00) – We welcome our newest Living Legend, Tom M.!
(19:17) – Dear Tiny
1. My car makes an annoying noise, where should I start?
2. My husband’s surgery has had adverse effects on our relationship, what should I do?
(23:25) – Amusing Buffoonery. Highlights from the Prince’s social media.
(33:46) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week
1. Leo, a cat from New Zealand, has stolen over 150 items from the public.
2. An unwashed sock, once worn by Michael Jackson on stage, sold for more than $8,000 at auction.
3. Rescue workers in British Columbia rescue hikers from dense woods. The ground crew found one camper…not in distress…but, belting out songs from Nickelback.
(40:19) – The Movie Game
(45:47) – The Music Game
(49:16) – Hell’s Half Acre. Sydney Sweeney vs. Hook-Nosed Henrietta
(55:45) – Samurai Chatter
1. Would you rather binge watch TV for 24 hours or not watch TV at all for a month?
2. Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or permanent clown wig?
3. Would you rather have drinks with Fred Flintstone or George Jetson?
4. Three people are drowning, you can save one…Larry, Moe or Curly?
5. Steven Wright quote

116 – Hunting Bullfrogs For Some Frog Giggin’

Everything we do on this week’s show is perfectly legal.We checked. Welcome to Episode 116 of the only Category 5 podcast in the universe and the most puzzling podcast in the northern hemisphere, home to 89% of the world’s population. Look it up. This week, your hosts have stories about things that happened to them in the last seven days. So if you’re not up to date, it will be old news by the time you’re reading this! Remember, tell ‘em where you got it!

 https://youtu.be/4U_EPSJERkw

(2:12) – Wisconsin has the same number of bars as California despite having 85% less population.

(2:49) – Who is your most favorite athlete to wear #16? Al Oliver, Whitey Ford? Bobby Hull? Bob Lanier? Joe Montana?

(5:10) – @newscientist magazine headlines

1. Small worms develop a taste for microplastics.

2. Obesity may come in 11 types.

3. Weird galaxies have been spotted surprisingly nearby.

(7:19) – PGHDBT isn’t getting the attention it deserves.The Meadows has not responded to our request to host a race at the track. AND the @sharonherald has not posted our press release.

(10:00) – Prince Huckamuck’s contract with @netflix willnot be renewed.

(11:00) – Head over to our website, ww.pghdivebartalk.com. We have new contests, song of the day, meme of the day and tons of photos. The two new surveys include fast food restaurants and eliminating two foods for life out offour.

(14:34) – Dear Tiny

1.  What is the best place to get really great tickets to concerts? What about pretty good place to get a concert for a reasonable price.

2. For the Prince of Pittsburgh, same questions, but for sporting events?

3. At my favorite wing place, the waitress asked if I wanted a dry rub, by the look of her face when I answered, did I notunderstand the question?

(21:11) – This week at the dive bar. Stories that happened to your hosts this past week.

(36:05) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1. Gangs of monkeys in a Balinese temple are stealing tourists items such as cell phones and sunglasses and holding themransom in return for food.

2. A 76-year old traveled to France to marry a 38-year old beauty queen to find out he has been scammed.

3.  The Chuck E. Cheese mascot at the Tallahassee restaurant chain was arrested on site for theft and fraud.

(40:00) – The Movie Game

(44:20) – The Music Game

(46:59) – Argy Bargy…You bikers!

(48:28) – Would You Rather. Victoria Justice vs. Kate Upton

(55:47) – Samurai Chatter

1.  You have $20,000 to spend in 1 hour in 1 store, where are you going?

2. Yogi Berra quote

Have you ever been to the free wine fountain in Caldari di Ortona, Italy? If you have, let us know. We have not and, as alcohol influencers, think we need to do something about that. What that is, we have no idea! On this week’s show, your hosts have stories about concerts and sporting events. And remember, tell ‘em about the only Category 5 podcast in theuniverse!

 https://youtu.be/nvX1a1hYM7I

(2:05) – Who is your favorite athlete to wear #15? Is it Patrick Mahomes? Bart Starr? Vince Carter? Johnny Dickshot? Doug Drabek?

(3:59) – @newscientist magazine headlines

1. New type of plasma wave found in Jupiter’s auroras.

2. Oldest protein found in 18 million year-old teeth.

3. Thirsty city trees drink water from leaky pipes.

(5:52) – Prince Huckamuck sends out an olive branch to the royals.

(6:54) – What does it take to get the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue? The Prince of Pittsburgh is here to answer that question for you. Did Livvy Dunne satisfy his every desire? Tune in to find out.

(9:42) – Which is worse at the gym? Someone talking tooloudly on their phone or talking to themselves?

(11:01) – Is Coach too paranoid? Have requests to sponsora race at the Meadows and press releases sent to our local newspapers fallen on def ears? Is his money not green?

(16:42) – www.pghdivebartalk.com has new contests in which to participate. Head over to check it out. You canalso find all previous episodes to the show and all things PGHDBT.

(17:14) – Dear Tiny

1. Nobody remembers my birthday, what should I do?

2. What is the best jarred spaghetti sauce? Noodles? Garlic bread or bread with oil?

3. God’s been busy these past few days…Being closeto him, can you let him know Bob Nutting is my favorite baseball owner.

4.  My wife asked me to treat her like I did on the first date, why is she mad that I dropped her off at her parents’ house?

(26:27) – Trails We Have Crept. Stories from your hosts about a concerts and sporting events.

(26:40) – Thanks again to Greg J. for the cigars! Great addition to the show.

(43:39) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1. Wisconsin couple is the first in the US to win the Wife Carrying World Championship.

2. Lauren Lombardi sued the Blue Angels for distressing her elderly cat that led to euthanasia.

3.  A Florida woman, Cynthia Diaz Sosa, was arrested in Key West after allegedly spraying bear mace at another driver in a road rage incident involving a chicken.

4. A Grub Hub delivery driver was arrested for reckless driving. The arresting officers made the pizza delivery on thedriver’s behalf.

(48:03) – The Movie Game

(51:31) – The Music Game

(55:00) – Argy Bargy: GMBC

(59:25) – Hell’s Half Acre…J-Lo vs. Bug-Eyed Betty

(1:04:35) – Samurai Chatter

1.  What is a recent compliment you received?

2.  What lifts your spirits when life gets you down?

3.  What memory makes you smile?

4.   What is your favorite thing to do outside?

5.   Rodney Dangerfield quote

350,000 views and gaining momentum, welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk! The only Category 5 podcast in the universe and the most puzzling podcast in the northern hemisphere. We celebrate women here on the show. This week, we tell stories of disappointment…and it won’t be the last time one of us disappoints a woman to be sure. Tune it as we sweat out another banger in the Cathedral. It’s hotter than 40 Harrys. And be sure to tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:32) – A group of students in Maryland consumed so muchalcohol at a party that the air inside the house registered on the breathalyzer.

(2:32) – Podcast Numerology. Who’s your favorite athleteto wear #14? Is it the Prince of Pittsburgh himself? Is it Pete Rose? Neil O’Donnell?

(4:22) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. Protocells self-assemble on micrometeorites.

2. Ancient Egyptian genomes hints at links with Mesopotamia.

3. DNA reveals secret of Roman Empire’s favorite sauce.

(6:10) – The Prince attended another seminar. This timeit was Pittsburgh and World War II. How many of you can sing along to Over There?

(11:15) – Welcome all Boston Fish Pedalers. We are your new patron podcast!

(14:47) – www.pghdivebartalk.com is still rated G. There’s games, trivia, links to all shows, photos. And new this week, pick your favorite deli meats and hard candies!

(18:58) – Dear Tiny

1. Shoutout to Greg J. for sending the show some complimentary cigars. They are really good. We appreciate the gesture. And we’re always willing to accept freebies!

2. Do you feel you deserve more respect than you get from your cohost?

3. Have you ever considered taking the show on the road to promote the podcast?

4. How can I become a better criminal?

(26:57) – Stories of disappointment involving anniversaries, losing jobs and death in the family...

(36:44) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1.  Gerry Layton purchased a slice of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip's 1947 wedding cake for roughly $3,669 USD.

2. The active ingredient in psychedelic mushrooms increases the cellular lifespan of human cells.

3. Jack White got his first cell phone for his 50th birthday.

4. 62-year old Frenchman leaves his wife at a rest stop and travels more than 200 miles before he realizes his mistake.

(43:15) – The Movie Game

(47:40) – The Music Game

(50:49) – Agry Bargy

(51:54) – Would You Rather…Shay Mitchell or Eiza Gonzalez

(1:00:28) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather meet your favorite celebrity and embarrass yourself or never meet them at all?

2. Would you rather eat dessert before every meal or never eat dessert again?

3. Would you rather have beers with Mean Joe Greene or Jack Lambert?

4. John Travolta, Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson are alldrowning, you can only save one, which do you choose?

5. Steven Wright quote

We celebrate women here at PGH Dive Bar Talk. This week,it’s with a live studio audience. We are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe and the most puzzling podcast in the northern hemisphere. That’s half the world, people! Be sure you tell ‘em where you got it.

(00:50) – You can swim in a pool of beer at StarkenbergerBrewery located in Austria.

(1:34) – Podcast Numerology. Favorite athletes to wear#13. Who is yours? Dan Marino? Wilt Chamberlain? Jose “Chico” Lind?

(2:23) - @newscientist magazine headlines

1. Flexible fabrics can make x-rays morecomfortable.

2. An ancient boomerang is older than we thought.

3. Killer whales scrub each other clean using kelp.4. Sneaky lizards survived asteroids that killed dinosaurs.

(4:45) – King Charles intends to exclude Huckamuck fromany inheritance.

(5:40) – Do you even podcast?

(6:54) – Beer Night recap. Thanks to Ms. Jane for beingawesome!

(9:29) – www.pghdivebartalk.com is still rated G for all audiences. Photos, contests, reviews, show catalogue,Dear Tiny, surveys. You name it. Head over for all things PGHDBT.

(11:41) – Prince of Pittsburgh Grandfather of the Year?

(14:08) – Dear Tiny

(23:17) – College stories

(32:19) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1. Man in Florida breaks into a random house and stays for four days after fight with his wife.

2. Australian man charged with stealing $65,000 worth of wagyu bull semen.

3. Over 60 applicants line up to adopt foul-mouthed parrot, Hendricks.

(36:08) – The Movie Game

(39:55) – The Music Game

(43:27) – Argy Bargy

(44:31) – Hell’s Half Acre. Kate Beckinsale vs. Light Socket Lady

(50:32) – Samurai Chatter

1.  If you could go back in time and repeat one grade, K-12, without changing anything, which would you choose?

2.  Yogi Berra quote

Welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk, the only Category 5 podcastin the universe. On today’s show, hear a tale of 75 hours in the life of the Prince of Pittsburgh. As of this week, we are the most puzzling podcast in the northern hemisphere. As always, tell ‘em where you got it!

 https://youtu.be/gXVHGNEs0hw

 (1:50) – 911, what’s your emergency?

(2:40) – What did Tiny do wrong this time?

(5:04) – Coach’s birthday recap.

(6:44) – Podcast Numerology. Who’s your favorite #12?Terry Bradshaw, Joe Namath, Tom Brady?

(8:55) – New shoes!

(9:22) @newscientist magazine headlines.

1. Rubin Observatory finds Planet 9?

2. Cyborg tadpoles are teaching us about our brains.

3.  In Mexico, the overharvesting of tarantula’s has caused a population decline.

(11:11) – Nude bowling, right here in Pittsburgh…Ball OutBowling.

(12:49) – The Prince attending the Forgotten Tales ofPittsburgh seminar.

(15:41) – www.pghdivebartalk.com has two new games. First, pick your favorite drinks and eliminate whichever pie you don’t like.

(16:49) – Dear Tiny

(22:00) – 75 Hours in the Life of the Prince ofPittsburgh…

(35:29) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1.  Chinese officials ordered a hotel to stop it’s wake-up service of having red pandas into the rooms.

2.  British Airways flight staff mistakenly booked a “love” hotel in Milan.

3. Kristin Marie Spearman convinced a pastor to certify a marriage license unbeknownst to her ex-fiancé.

(39:19) – The Movie Game

(43:09) – The Music Game

(46:36) – Argy Bargy….North Park edition

(48:12) – Would You Rather…Zoe Saldana vs. Kate Hudson

(53:24) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather not have your cell phone for amonth or not bathe for a month?

2. Would you rather buy nothing but used underwearor nothing but used toothbrushes?

3. Would you rather have beers with Greg Maddux orGreg Norman?4

4. Justin Bieber, Kanye West and Bob Nutting are drowning, your boat only has room for one. Who would you save?

5.  Rodney Dangerfield quote

Episode 111 –  The Ghana Drunkard Association Wants You!

Would you look at the time? It’s like we never left. Welcome to another edition of PGH Dive Bar Talk, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. Plenty in store for you today, so sit back and enjoy your favorite hosts as they get you caught up on everything in their world. And remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

 https://youtu.be/m6gJTdE0YMM

 (00:41) – 50 billion gallons of beer are consumed every year. Are you doing your part?

(1:00) – The Prince of Pittsburgh went to a seminar aboutticks and Lyme disease.

(3:51) – Favorite athletes to wear #11 include Julian Edelman and Karl Malone. Who’s your favorite?

(5:05) – Scientific America headlines:

1. Disco-like dance moves enhance cuttlefish communications.

2. Black holes can suffer from indigestion.

3. Zoning out aids hidden learning patterns in tasks.

(6:50) – Our website is loaded with all things related tothe show, including all episodes is games. Don’t be a Tiny, head over to participate, www.pghdivebartalk.com.

(9:00) – Dear Tiny

1. My neighbor accused me of stealing her underwear, can you relate?

2. My friend asked me to double date with a woman I’ve previously shared relations, should I invite his date to be with me and my date?

(11:27) – Amusing Buffoonery. All things from the Prince of Pittsburgh’s Facebook feed.

(19:26) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze.

1. Police chase a stolen construction excavator for 72 minutes.

2. Ghana’s Drunkard Association has given the country’s government a three-week ultimatum to lower alcohol prices.

3. Tiron Alexander flew commercial airlines for over 120 flights before finally getting caught.

4. Abe Lincoln’s bar closed because his business partner consumed most of the product.

5. Death by elephant was a popular form of execution in ancient Asia.

6. Winston Churchill could smoke up to 15 cigars per day.

7.  Ancient Romans used stale urine as mouthwash.

(27:18) – The Movie Game

(31:43) – The Music Game

(36:59) – Hell’s Half Acre. It’s Sydney Sweeney vs. Honey Boo Boo…with a twist. Who ya’ got?

(42:34) – Samurai Chatter

1. What would you like to forget?

2. What do you want people to think when they first meet you?

3. What has the fear of failure prevented you from doing?

4.  If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?

5. Steven Wright quote

Notes:

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