PGH Dive Bar Talk

Join us this week as we continue to celebrate women. Weare the patron podcast for honeybees with bad memories, inebriated flight attendants for British Airways…and someone new starting this week. Stay tuned! We are also alcohol influencers with 57 years of marriage without divorce. This week hear stories about girls softball, one recent, one not as recent. Both worth your time. Tell ‘em where you got it!

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(1:48) – Budweiser is the world’s most famous beer.

(2:25) – Prince Huckamuck is in the crosshairs again thisweek.

(3:14) – Please Stand By…

(4:25) – Favorite athletes to wear #10. Walt Frazier andTom Brady (Michigan).

(5:41) – Three new members join the PGHDBT Living Legendsincluding Bill S., Rootstown Sue and Sue from Pittsburgh. Congratulations toyou and yours.

(8:35) - @newscientist Magazine headlines.

1. Crafty cockatoos find new ways to quench their thirst.

2. Massaging the neck and face could help remove brain waste.

3. For every human on the planet, there are 60 billion nematodes.

(10:25) – Our website is rated G, www.pghdivebartalk.com. There’s pizza and beer ratings, fun and games, ask Dear Tiny and all previous episodes.

(14:28) – Dear Tiny

1. What is your most significant tattoo and can you show it on air?

2.  Socks or no socks with shoes?

3.  Describe your best meal you’ve ever had.

(25:45) – Softball stories from both the Prince ofPittsburgh and Tiny.

(40:17) – But wait…there’s more. Softball stories postscript.

(41:43) – The Movie Game

(44:41) – The Music Game

(47:37) – Argy Bargy. Buccos discussion

(54:06) – Hell’s Half Acre. The women of the Beverly Hillbillies

(57:44) – Samurai Chatter

1.  Would you rather watch nothing but Hallmark Christmas movies or nothing but horror movies?

2.  Would you rather be notorious in the history books or completely forgotten after you die?

3.  Would you rather drink with Al Bundy or Ted Bundy?

4. Would you rather be Will Farrell or Will Smith?

5. Yogi Berra quote

Beat the heat with the only Category 5 podcast in the universe! This week, we have a live interview inside the Cathedral. Believe it or not, we didn’t rehearse or plan on it, but Bill was nice enough to join us for a chat.

(3:11) – The strongest beer in the world, Snake Venom, but Brewmeister, is 67% alcohol.

(3:44) – Our favorite athletes to wear #9. Did Ted Williams, Bill Mazeroski or Gordie Howe make your list?

(7:02) – Come visit Mercer, PA!

(7:58) – Beer Night recap.

(8:56) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. Ancient birds were nesting in the arctic circleearlier than we thought.

2. Plants rule when it comes to primal symbiosis.

3. Cord blood banking isn’t living up to itspromise.

(14:07) – Dear Tiny

1.  How does your wife feel about you becoming a famous podcaster? Is she the jealous type?

2.  I’m sex addict and some bald a$$hole keepssending me pictures of women every other week.

(18:07) – PGHDBT fan of the show, Bill is live from the Cathedral.

(26:10) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze Facts of the Week

1. A growing number of Chinese are paying to work in a simulated office setting.

2.  19-year-old Azmir Djurkovic led police on a car chase. When apprehended he said he was in route to a job interview.

3. New Mexico prosecutors dropped charges on 16-year old accused of urinating in the opposing team’s water jug.

4. British Airways flight attendant found dancing naked in the plane bathroom.

(30:52) – The Movie Game

(34:56) – The Music Game

(39:03) – Argy Bargy

(40:16) – Would You Rather. Rita Ora vs. Dua Lipa

(46:48) – Samurai Chatter. Who is your most hatedathlete?

108 – Enter the Romper RoomHappy Father’s Day to all those that celebrate. We are PGH Dive Bar Talk and we are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. We are now 730 pounds of podcast proclivity and mutually exclusive, we are also alcohol influencers. Be sure you tell ‘em where you got it!(4:00) – There’s a huge shift in our podcast philosophy. Tune in to hear us celebrate women.(5:40) - @newscientist Magazine headlines1. Penguin excrement helps keep Antarctica cool.2. Teeth may have come from ancient fish skin.3. Mysterious planet is orbiting backwards between two stars.(7:14) – What not to do on a job interview courtesy of the Prince of Pittsburgh.(11:27) – Dear Tiny1. Tiny’s fans lust for him. 2. Did I make a mistake mixing business with family?(17:52) – Coach indulges two stories about his father in lieu of one from each host for obvious reasons. They’re as heartwarming as you’d expect be sure to tune in for details. (25:52) - Henry Betsy, Jr. married three different women in Florida via a legal loophole. (26:54) – State Farm Stadium in Arizona ranks #1 as a safe zone for a zombie apocalypse. (28:26) – Johan Hedberg of Norway slept through an oceanliner coming within five yards of his house. (31:04) – The Movie Game(37:26) – The Music Game(41:35) – Argy Bargy(42:45) – Hell’s Half Acre. Trish Stratus vs. “Large Mouth Bass” with a Whoopi twist…(47:47) – Samurai Chatter1. Would you rather eat nothing but cereal for two weeks or buttered toast?2. Would you rather be able to fly or talk to animals?3. Would you rather be Billy Ray Cyrus or Billy Bob Thornton?4. Would you rather drink with Gilligan or the Skipper?5. Steven Wright Quote

No bonus content in this week’s episode, you get everything you need in one shot for Episode 107 of PGH Dive Bar Talk. The ONLY Category 5 podcast in the universe. This week, it’s Dear Tiny vs. Dear Abby and your hosts both give their rendition of the best Pittsburgh Pirates event in recent memory in which they both attended…the 2013 Wild Card Game, a/k/a Cueto Dropped The Ball. Tell ‘em where you got it. (2:03) – Head over to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com, for games, photos, links to all episodes. This week’s quiz is one of the easiest one’s yet. Check it out. It’s four famous foods from Pittsburgh. (5:14) – Who is your favorite player to wear number 7? How about Ben Roethlisberger and Mickey Mantle?(6:10) - @newscientist magazine headlines1. Sticky dark matter can be lurking in a distant galaxy. 2. Capuchin monkeys kidnap other species infants. 3. Washing clothes in urine?(10:48) – Tarzan at LA Fitness(12:31) – Dear Tiny vs. Dear Abby1. We have an invite-only family reunion every year. My niece has asked if her new boyfriend’s sister and her boyfriend can attend this year. We will also have a special attendee, my brother’s mother-in-law from South America coming in only on Saturday that weekend. How do I tell my niece the MIL is OK, but her boyfriend’s family cannot without hurting her feelings? 2. I’ve been married for 34 years. My husband has accused me of lying and cheating on him several times and being disrespectful to him. I have been disrespectful, but I’ve never cheated on him. What do you advise?3. I’m 80 and my grandson is transgender. I have a hard time getting the pronouns correct which makes things even more volatile. I’ve suggested we communicate via letters to avoid a problem. Did I do the right thing?(19:42) – 2013 National League Wild Card Game. Reds vs. Pirates. Cue-to! Cue-to!(30:18) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze1. Cowley County, Kansas approved a new ordinance that bans public nudity.2. South Carolina recently held the 11th annual Buck Creek Streak, a clothing-optional 5K marathon. 3. DoorDash driver crosses several runways at Chicago O’Hare tarmac. 4. Demery Wilson sues Whataburger for $1 Million for putting onions on his sandwich.(37:07) – The Movie Game(42:35) – The Music Game(46:03) – Argy Bargy. This week, The Prince of Pittsburgh has an issue with cell phone usage.(46:58) – Would You Rather. Simone Biles vs. Aly Raisman(52:35) – Samurai Chatter1. Dead or alive, who is your most overrated person?2. Yogi Berra quote

This week on the show, we make our first appearance as official alcohol influencers as the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. Amusing Buffoonery makes a return appearance on the show and we take answers from you, the home viewer, on Samurai Chatter. Tune in and tell ‘em where you got it. (1:10) – Shameless plug for our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com, you can see the Prince of Pittsburgh and his trip dahntahn and gets a photo opp with Hannah Mears, the sideline reporter for your Pittsburgh Pirates. (3:55) - @newscientist magazine headlines:1. Rhythm was part of our social world long before we became human.2. Alien Dyson spheres may self-destruct before we spot them. 3. We emit a ghostly glow that gets snuffed out when we die.4. Hydrogen may be hiding in the mountains.5. Quantum computers threaten to crack encryption algorithms.(6:03) – Podcast Numerology. Your favorite athlete to wear #6…Eddie Jones and Rennie Stennett.(9:39) – Coach recaps his Kent trip including a confusing trip around his hotel.(13:02) – Dear Tiny1. I live in DC. I’m 47 married with children and I’m struggling to make ends meet. I’m desperate and depressed. Do you have any advice, can you give me any hope?2. My girlfriend went to the doctor and he said no sex for two weeks. I asked her what her dentist said? Was that wrong?(18:04) – Amusing Buffoonery. Things on the Prince’s Facebook post that have caught his attention recently. 20, count ‘em, 20 in total. (27:11) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze1. Dutch scientists conclude the universe will die much sooner than expected.2. Holly LaFavers son orders 70,000 lollipops from Amazon unbeknownst to her. Says he wanted to have a carnival. 3. Police in Lice, Turkey burned over 20 tons of marijuana in the town center. The fire and smoke lasted for days causing residents to complain. (32:24) – The Movie Game(36:51) – The Music Game(42:50) – Hell’s Half Acre. Charlize Theron vs. Kathy Griffin. (47:27) – Samurai Chatter1. What college campus would you like to visit?2. What historical sporting event would you like to attend? 3. Rodney Dangerfield quote

105 – Spilt Beer & Pee In My Pants

Number 105 is alive and ready to be the hardest workingpodcast in four states. We are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe and we dare you to find another one. Get ready for some new bar stories this week and we have some fan participation in the Would You Rather questions forSamurai Chatter. Tune in to see how deranged the people that follow this show really are…and tell ‘em where you got it!

 (1:00) – We make our argument to become influencers. Alcohol influencers.

(4:46) – Head over to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com for a PG-rated version of the show. Kid friendly. There’s fun and games for everyone including how Pittsburgh are you?

(5:08) – Tiny opens his first beer…ever?

(6:15) – Beer Night recap. There’s a new waitress in town and her name is Morgan.

(8:34) – The Prince of Pittsburgh’s Silo Story ends up with a trip to the emergency room…

(13:42) – Dear Tiny

1.  Why is it women get multiple orgasms and I only get one and then they get mad after I fall asleep after I’m done?

2.  My girl wants me to go full Brazlian. Do you recommend this? Do guys really do this?

3. My eyes constantly burn during sex, is it from my partners constantly pepper spraying me?

(20:50) – Bars we miss

1.  The Gateway Hilton (Gateway Inn)

2.  The Rivertowne

(28:29) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze…Rapid Fire Edition. Too many to list (just 12, but Tiny is lazy).

(36:33) – The Movie Game

(41:58) – An Emergency Pee Break for Tiny gives Coach time to pontificate at the end of the segment.

(44:23) – The Music Game

(48:08) – Argy Bargy. Driving woes continue.

(50:11) – Would You Rather. Cassie Ventura vs. Rihanna

(59:21) – Samurai Chatter

1.  What food do you think is overrated?

2.  If you could talk to one person, dead or alive, for one hour, who would it be? (No family or sports personalities)

104 – European Gull Screech

Welcome back to the only Category 5 podcast, PGH Dive Bartalk. Get your expert advice as your hosts now have 57 years of marriage experience under their belts. Hell’s Half Acre makes it’s second appearance on the show. And some more good ‘ol dive bar stories. Tell ‘Em where you got it!

(00:32) – This just in…Australia is not a US State.

(01:46) - @newscientist magazine

1.   It’s hard to shake something we’ve been taught as hard truth for decades.

2.  Greenland sharks live long without going blind.

3.  Quantum Randomness is hard to understand and just as hard to generate.

4.  Alternative periodic tables can change how wemeasure time.

5.  Microplastics hamper the memories of honey bees.

(06:57)  - Go toour website, www.pghdivebartalk.com for the new question. It’s How Pittsburgh Are You? It’s easy, just check each box to tell us how much of a Yinzer you really are.

(09:05) – Tribute to Ray

(12:06) – Dear Tiny

1.  What advice do you have for a beginner looking to get into ATV riding?

2.  My fiancé is a drunk that gets abusive and constantly asking for money. How can I salvage the relationship?

3.  When my son has an impressive gift of prayer. How can I help him share his gift with the world?

(20:04) – More dive bar stories to include the VerandaBar & Grill and good times in Man, West Virginia!

(28:38) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1.  Manosphere influencers are telling young men to shave their eyelashes to appear more masculine.

2.  Celiac sufferers can French kiss without fear of transferring gluten.

3.  70 contestants from 30 countries competing in the European Gull Screech. The winner.

(33:39) – The Movie Game

(38:18) – The Music Game

(42:50) – Argy Bargy. John Doe sues the NFL.

(44:45) -  Hell’s Half Acre…Would You Rather with a twist. It’s Jessica Alba vs. Nancy Grace.

(50:20) – Samurai Chatter

1.  Would you rather own a boat or a plane?

2.  Would you rather be the worst player on a winning team or the best player on a losing team?

3.  Would you rather be David Beckham or David Bednar?

4.  Would you rather drink with Diddy or John Fetterman?

5.  Yogi Berra quote

This week on PGH Dive Bar Talk, we start with a conclaveof our own to decide the pope of the show. Thankfully neither of your hosts ended up in the emergency room.

 (2:55) – Living Legend Zelda announces her presence withauthority. She wants everyone to head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com and claim your three favorite drinks to order at a bar.

(4:13) – @newscientist magazine

1. Creepy caterpillar wears insect parts as a disguise.

2. Ancient icebergs left marks at bottom of theNorth Sea.

3. Bats that walk backwards use their tails to navigate.

(6:18) – The Prince of Pittsburgh can’t help but bring upPrince Hukamuck and Meagan.

(7:29) – Coach ends up in the ER waiting room (everythingis just fine). Hear about the father/son interaction that he got to witness while he waited.  

(10:16) – Dear Tiny

1.  I’m making a trip to the Smoky Mountains forhiking and stopping halfway in West Viriginia for some sightseeing. Both the Grandview River Gorge and Southern Exposure Gentlemen’s Club are both equally convenient. Please recommend one and provide an agenda.

2. My partner, the Dutchess of Desire, has been suggesting we spice things up in the bedroom including thing s that require safe words, latex and harnesses used for rock climbing. Ideally, I want to pleaseher without dislocating a hip or traumatizing the cat. Can you help?

3.  I seem to be having an issue with my businesspartner. Nothing I do seems to be quite right and that’s when he criticizes me the most. What should I do?

4. Every night, my wife is out late, going from barto bar…I really wish she’d stop searching for me.

(20:36) – Surprising nobody, Coach is an accomplishedheckler. He tells everyone the time he gave it to Van Snider after Bo Jackson wouldn’t give him any attention.

(27:35) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

F1. Man obsessed with firefighters sets his house on fire.

F2. Man buys back his stolen Honda Civic without realizing it.

F3. Öklo, an Austrian company known for its environmentally-friendly portable composting toilets, is working with researchers in Vienna and a local brewery to produce a lager called "Öklopisner". It uses urine is collected from Öklo's mobile toilets, which they rent to building sites and music festivals.

(33:12) – The Movie Game

(37:46) – The Music Game

(42:18) – Would You Rather – Lindsay Lohan vs. Lindsey Vonn

(49:42) – Argy Bargy. No rest for the wicked.

(51:26) – Samurai Chatter

1.   hat motivates you to go to work every day?

2.  What is the next big step you need to take?

3.  What makes you angry?

4.  What is in your circle of competence?

5.  Rodney Dangerfield quote

Episode 102 of the only Category 5 podcast in the universe was recorded in front of a live studio audience. We’re calling it the Crazy Unicorn Dildo Lady as we will start naming each episode going forward. This week, we have tons of new things to introduce to you so be sure you stick around, and remember, tell ‘em where you got it!

 https://youtu.be/4D37A3-hUBw

 (1:30) – Beer Night recap. Bob and Tarzan and make an appearance and turns out Guru and Tiny saw someone they knew but didn’t talk to her!

(3:50) – The new question for the website for your participation is your three favorite drinks to order at the bar. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com, to submit youranswers.

(5:12) – Tiny’s not a team player.

(7:29) – The Prince of Pittsburgh attends a seminar about the birds of North Park.

(11:32) - @newscientist magazine makes it’s triumphantreturn!

1. Should you water your orchids with ices cubes? It’s a fierce debate.

2.  Evolution can begin in systems we didn’t originally consider alive.

3.  Ancient device thought to be a computer, may not have worked.

(13:31) – Dear Tiny

Q1. If you had a choice to fight one duck-sized pierogior 100 pierogi-sized ducks?

Q2. My girlfriend caught me having some ‘me time’ and shethought it was weird because she was available and willing. Is she right?

Q3. My fiancé was vigorously washing himself in the shower. Why would he do that when I’m ready and willing? Will he stop once we’re married?

Q4. I have a large boil on my inner thigh that resemblesJohn Candy. The doctor wants it removed. Should I comply?

(21:21) – College stories

(29:58) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

F1. A man in Michigan, upset that his girlfriend's family went on a cruise without him, sent a bomb threat to the cruise line.

F2. Two Belgian teenagers were arrested for attempting tosmuggle ants out of the country to sell on the black market.

F3. The first-ever "Sperm Race" was held on Friday and aimed to promote openness around men's health. 

(35:09) – The Movie Game

(39:35) – The Music Game

(43:10) – Argy Bargy…Severe Thunderstorm Warnings in yourarea.

(45:56) – Hell’s Half Acre. Jennifer Aniston vs. Crazy Unicorn Dildo Lady

(51:16) – Samurai Chatter

Q1. Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years?

Q2. Would you rather have to wear every shirt inside outor every pair of pants backwards?

Q3. Would you rather be Elton John or Billy Joel?

Q4. Would you rather get drunk with Deshaun Watson orJustin Bieber?

(59:15) – Steven Wright quote

Here we go again, gaining momentum from Episode 100, weare here to bring you Episode 101 because we are the hardest working podcast in four states and the only Category 5 podcast in the universe!

(1:17) – Early shoutout to Mr. Harrelson for his many contributions to the show.

(4:15) – Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com to hear afeel-good song of the day, participate in the Top 3, catch up on old episodes, beer and pizza ratings, see photos of friends of the show and much, much more!

(6:19) – Tune in later as the Movie and Music games get abit of a facelift. See what’s new and join in the competition.

(6:59) – What new segment could we call Hell’s Half Acre?What about Silo’s Sage Sayings? Or maybe the Good, the Bad and the Ugly? Stay tuned…

(8:35) – It wouldn’t be PGHDBT if we didn’t talk aboutPrince Huckamuck…What did he do this time?

(10:31) – Scientific American headlines:

1.  Dolphins communicate with fountains of urine.

2. Menstrual cycles play prominent role in ADHDsymptoms.

3. Magnetic maps help turtles find where to eat.

(12:27) – Dear Tiny

Q1. I have collected a sizeable array of pubic hairs from my bed over the years, however, they’ve developed an amazing stench. What should I do?

Q2. Can we have an update on your B-hole?

Q3. My father was out of town last week and I was left alone with my stepmother. We did it three times a day for the entire week. Was I wrong for doing it?

(18:41) – Road Trip stories. 1 from each of your hosts.

(29:03) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze with a Twist!

1. Chinese man gets girlfriends hand stuck in his mouth, ends up in hospital.

2. Chinese crocodile farm declares bankruptcy after buyers won’t harvest their own crocs.

3.  Chinese chemical company tells single employees they must reproduce children or face termination for being disloyal.

(33:15) – The Movie Game. New rules. Join in the fun!

(38:22) – The new and improved Music Game!

(41:17) – The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly…of LA Fitness…

(48:42) – Would You Rather. Hilary Duff or Ashley Graham

(54:59) – Samurai Chatter

Q1. What will you never do?

Q2. What do you do to impress others?

Q3. What would you say to your younger self?

Q4. What is your favorite simple pleasure?

(1:03:12) – Yogi Berra quote