This week, Seth and Jacob contemplate how life would be different if they made different choices, read some very insane copypastas, and attempt to hijack a spelling bee with Seth singing songs from Wicked. Have fun!

Today my good buddy Sam/Faseguy returns to the show! We discuss Magic the Gathering, stumping our D&D players with puzzles, and reattaching Jacob's foreskin! We miss you Jacob please come back, we won't mess with your foreskin.

We return for another week of copypastas, movie reviews, life shenanigans, and a horror story reading! What lies in the depths of space? What would you do to save your marriage?















What is Jacob talking about at the end? Why is Seth so reluctant to say it?

Third boy alert! Seth and Jacob are joined by Seth’s good buddy Eric from college as the gang reads copy pastas, discusses music and world events and, perhaps to great comedic effect, learn how to operate the very expensive mixing board for live effects mid reading. It’s a hoot and a holler!

Our king of cursed content returns! This week, the gang discusses Machine Girl, The Magic Flute, the ethics of M&M eugenics, Morbius, Monster Hunter, and a bunch more! Who’s ready for Morch Mungus?

After a long hiatus, Seth and Jacob reconvene to catch up and discuss the last few months and talk about some things, but most importantly that Master Chief fucks.

Welcome to 2022! Sorry for the delay, Jacob lost his teeth. He's ok now! This week we discuss Spider-Man: No Way Home, Moon Knight, Eternals, Arcane, BROCKHAMPTON breaking up, and much more! Good episode in my opinion, but maybe I'm biased.

Happy almost new year! And happy second anniversary to us! Seth and Jacob discuss the last two years of the podcast, what the future may hold, and have enough tangents to make up a whole other episode! Come celebrate with us! 

Welcome to the Christmas special! Seth and Jacob weave an elaborate tale of a cryptobro who just wants to fuck Santa Clause. Trust me, it makes sense in the context of the episode. Merry Christmas! 

This week, Jacob and Seth return to the couch after a long hiatus and discuss what life has been like! They show gratitude, discuss their new Mac laptops, and Seth has to educate Jacob on the scam that is an NFT. Tons of fun!