Phantasmagoria

Life will only ever be as spooky as you make it.

Love is blind, and it can't walk either.

Lettuce is the dinner plate of all foods: confirmed.

Shout out to the pham over at r/sinkpissers

Also, Houston's mic was a bit too cranked. We didn't catch it until the deed was done. So sorry about that one.

Was he frozen? Or is he just hot?

I don't care if you're a millionaire, billionaire, or trillionaire. Cancer is the LAST thing you want.

This episode is not for the faint of heart. You've been warned.

Let the man in the attic live his life. He ain't hurtin' nobody.

If you're trying to use psychics as weapons, forget it.

Just because Grandpa died, doesn't mean he isn't down for a good time.