Pharaoh Wizards

You didn't ask for it but we delivered anyway! Season 2 is here and we continue this odyssey with Aerofighters Assault. Join us in the danger zone as we attack copyright laws, challenge everyone to a duel, and scheme ways to meet Rihanna by stealing from her. There's a video game review here too.

Technical difficulties with first publish, now we are back for finale attempt 2. Our first season in the books! This episode is a recap with our good friend and shadow wizard of the Pharaoh Wizards Justin, and we also talk about our favorite cheating games for cheaters. Thanks for tagging along with us on the first leg of this adventure and we look forward to recording the next like...150 seasons? 😵

Our final review of the season is a port of a PC Doom clone, Hexen. Alvin tries to let fate do the review via tarot cards, Mike adds crickets to the episode, we go masks out for COVID in a new Power Trip, and we eat all the cheesecakes, but we aren't sorry, because they were very delicious cheesecakes

Episode 20 is a review of the absurdly popular formula 1 game F1 Pole Position 64. This review is for all humons. There are lots of humon related things here. It's not for robots.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a butterfly with a knife, it's Knockout Kings 2000! This review is chaotic. It also has Hobo Johnson discourse. One away from episode 20!

Pew pew pew! This episode is about a game you never heard of, but probably should. We discuss the differences between bestiary and beastiality, we got a new Power Trip based on sound advice by Life Guru Alvin, and we are back on our bullshit about car batteries and crime.

Finally it's 007! Wait...this isn't Goldeneye. Sigh. We got our first double POWER TRIP, a tribute to the comedy stylings of Mitch Hedberg. Absolutely no doctor jokes.

Episode 16 is another cartoon based game with a surprising secret: its not total garbage! Mike can't stop bringing up soda, Joy-cons become Rage-cons in a new Power Trip, and we celebrate the greatest cover song of all time.

This week we review the 2nd best snowboarding game on N64, we rage at the sun, Elon Musk gets called out again, and we make 7 up yours.

This week we take a big dose of chemical X and take on the only PPG on N64. There's talk about Hot Topic, we formally invite Jonathon Davis or the band Rammstein to the show, Mike tells people they don't know what they got on a new POWER TRIP, and UPS gets in the crosshairs.