Pharaoh Wizards

Pharaoh Wizards

By Alvin JarvenpaaLeisureVideo Games
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Pharaoh Wizards episodes

  • Fan Mail volume one
    Our first user feedback! Friend of the pod Waterloo Flu tries to drag Two Long Farts on his Patriots fandom, and we shoot the shit about how we got to our fave NFL teams. Not really about games, but it's about us. Send us a message on Anchor or FB if you want us to respond to anything about the podcast!
    9 min
  • Episode 6: Reviewerboy 64
    Extra! Extra! Read all about it. Episode 6 is tearing out the coupons of the N64's version of Paperboy. Can 3D graphics improve on a classic? Can a single joystick control a bicycle and aim papers at the same time? Probably not. Stick around and find out.
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    38 min
  • Episode 5: Review-G
    On a post apocalyptic earth, the only form of entertainment is reviews of robot motorcycle racing. It's not Tron. It's not Mad Max. It's EXTREME-G
    37 min
  • Episode 4: WCW/NWO Review
    Time to get with the madness! WCW/NWO Revenge is too hot to handle, too cold to hold, and when you hit that ring the madness will just overcome you. Feel the MEGA POWERS INTO THE IONOSPHERE OH YEEEEEEEAH!
    31 min
  • Episode 3: Review'n USA
    What goes up must come down, and this episode is a downer as we tackle trash arcade port Cruis'n USA. All apologies to Gary, Indiana and the fine state of Iowa. No cows were harmed in the reviewing of this game.
    29 min
  • Episode 2: Conker's Bad Review Day-Live and Reloaded
    We heard you (and you couldn't hear us), so we are going harder and deeper on Conkers Bad Fur Day. Did our opinions change? Hell no. But we re recorded this episode so now you can hear us talk about this beloved N64 game. Whether this is your first time or you have been with us from the start, this episode is now new and improved.
    1 hr 13 min
  • The pilot episode
    This is the first episode! Why are we playing Nintendo 64 games? Why are we pharaohs and/or wizards? We try to find out and rationalize it (or mostly try to justify 2 Long Farts buying all the games). The next episode will be better. For now, courage.
    22 min

About Pharaoh Wizards

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Every. Single. Nintendo 64. Game. Ever. Rated. We played them, so you don't have to.