To be fair, we should probably warn you that we only talk about the main character for approximately 10 seconds. The other 40+ minutes of this episode are devoted to the inimitable Lady Delacour, whose motto is most likely some version of RuPaul's "we're all born naked and the rest is drag." This episode is brought to you by psychosomatic tumors, pig bladders, and cosmetics that will probably kill you. 

Ellis is on "sabbatical," so Brynn and Cris go slightly wild with the first in a series of C18/early C19 novels, Sense and Sensibility by the inimitable Jane Austen. We drink our first Totally Made Up Cocktail, discuss class inequality, and wonder if all the men in this novel are trash. Spoiler alert: probably. This episode is brought to you by too many feelings, #firstworldproblems, and ignoring your kid sister. 

Let's talk about sex, baby. Join us for the first episode of PhDrunk, where we drink adult beverages and discuss a book with lots of adult content. This episode is brought to you by euphemisms, the purity myth, and nine years of longing.