Phil Allen and Jamie conclude the epic quest of watching all 9 Ernest movies. Slam Dunk Ernest, Ernest Goes to Africa, and Ernest in the Army are discussed in this podcast. They speak of the untimely death of actor Jim Varney and Phil and Jamie rate the movies in order of best to worst. Thank you for downloading and sharing in this fun with us. Know what I mean?

Phil Allen is joined by returning guest Marc to discuss the guilty pleasure 2003 cult film titled simply “The Room.” In this rapid fire review, they check out many favorite moments and discuss how Tommy Wiseau manages to screw up every scene in his film. After reviewing/mocking the movie they chat about meeting Tommy in person at a screening of “The Room.” If you have not done so yet please watch this movie then listen to this podcast... or else it makes no sense.

Phil Allen is joined by first time guest Lucian and an astounding range of topics are addressed. Lucian tells an epic story of his strange encounter while leaving the "Burning Man" festival and the boys also engage in a new segment called "Did You Know?" which features random and useless facts.

Phil Allen records this podcast outside on his front porch - free of the studio constraints. As he enjoys the summer weather and talks of his recent trip to Texas things begin to unravel as S.M.A.S.H. annoys him with trivial questions. Phil is amped to eat an unexpected treat from an ice cream truck, but it isn’t long before his nostalgic childlike joy turns into a nightmare.

Phil Allen is once again surprised by returning guest Chris during a routine recording of the podcast. The ninja reveals what his masters thought of his first visit to the show and he discusses past missions. He presents photographic evidence, demonstrates an insane ninja skill, and enlightens Phil to many ninja tactics and mindsets. As ninja Chris tells his stories he is reduced to near tears and proceeds with clothing removal.

Phil Allen is joined by first time guest and lifelong best friend Adam. Topics range from our lengthy friendship, his ridiculously busy year, and Adam tells a story about receiving a serious injury in the subways of New York City.

Phil Allen is joined by first time guest LookCey to discuss her children’s poetry book she is currently writing. Phil becomes passive aggressive throughout the show as he is interested in LookCey’s talented work yet more concerned about himself at times. Things continue to spiral out of control as he shares a revealing and embarrassing issue he’s suffering from. Add S.M.A.S.H. into the mix and you get the picture...

Phil Allen tells the true story of his close encounter with a murder before he was caught by police and brought to justice. The tale involves aquarium fish, piles of flies, and a filthy rancid apartment and much more.

Phil Allen is joined by first time guest Bryan to discuss his children's book "The Adventures of Rocket". Soon we dive into homosexual topics, every straight man's dream, and which vitamins are best for you. We also play a new game called "Overrated, Just Right, Underrated".

Phil Allen attempts to have a solo show, but is rudely interrupted by his robot servant S.M.A.S.H. It quickly becomes apparent that S.M.A.S.H. has a legit claim to his accusation of Phil being an abusive master. Tensions escalate as they continue to argue over the treatment of S.M.A.S.H. Can they find a common ground?