Phillies are 49-43. Mitch reveals a rampant but relevant animal control issue down in Miami. The bloke Gordon asks, "Its Chewsday innit?" Mitty unearths a smattering of quotes from Phillies, old and new, that boil the blood and warm the heart. Andrew keeps the score on where the lads stand as it pertains to PMI's Preseason Prop Bets. The path to the postseason is laid out with 70 games to play.

Phillies are 46-41. Roles reverse as Andrew fills in the gang on a recent piece of Phillies' current events. Gordon enrolls in summer school and resurrects a lite edition of Phillie, Phriend or Phoe. Mitch, who's seeing stars, paints a word picture of a Schwarber diving catch. PMI's NL All-Star Ballot is filled out.

Phillies are 39-37. Mitch prepares for his upcoming thumb transplant and proves that he's all hands on deck. Gordon further cements his identity as an old man in a young man's body. Andrew suggests that we collectively climb the proverbial trust tree and requests for his co-hosts to put the Phillies' bullpen under the microscope. PMI's AL All-Star Ballot is filled out and submitted (NL will be released next episode).

Phillies are 39-37. Mitch prepares for his upcoming thumb transplant and proves that he's all hands on deck. Gordon further cements his identity as an old man in a young man's body. Andrew suggests that we collectively climb the proverbial trust tree and requests for his co-hosts to put the Phillies' bullpen under the microscope. PMI's AL All-Star Ballot is filled out and submitted (NL will be released next episode).

Phillies are 36-32. Andrew witnesses Garrett Stubbs win the hearts of the people of Philadelphia and reports back. Mitty likens the Phil's pre-Thomson woes to the death and funeral of a beloved pet. Gordo rolls the windows down for a night cruise out on the town. The Joe Girardi exit survey is filled out, Uncle Rob's praises are sung, all while clueless, but interested Andrew is given a veritable state of the union on all things Phils. "June has to be better" - Joe Girardi

Phillies are 18-19. Just when we thought Mitty was out, the Phils pull him back in. Gordo somehow continues to appeal to our listeners who are 45 years and older. Andrew flashes his Yankees Universe membership card and later dubs himself "Stat Boy." The crew laments the existence of the 2-game "series" and battens down the hatches for the harrowing stretch that is the Phil's next 22 games.

Phillies are 11-14. Mitty coins the episode's titular phrase in his charge to the Phils. Gordo puts some boeuf bourguignon on to stew. Andrew avoids gloating about the streaking Yanks and questions the merits of in-game mic'd up players. The crew discusses: the potency of the Mets; the greater potency of Kyle Schwarber against the Mets; "who's back" for the Phillies. The question is asked: How many cheesesteaks could you eat over the approximate length of four baseball games? And who exactly is the manager of the Colorado Rockies?

Phillies are 5-8: Mitch and Gordon introduce The Big Reveal. Mitch asks, "Is this it?" Gordon likens the 2022 roster at this point to a popular (or in this case, not so popular) kid's party game. Philadelphia folk hero Alec Bohm hating it here is discussed. The question is asked: Does defense matter? Both Andrew and Gordon come in the crosshairs of some listener feedback, courtesy of Mitty.

Standing on the threshold of the 2022 Phillies campaign, Andrew takes a stand with the Philadelphia Plumbers Union. Gordon fumbles a farm analogy. Mitty fawns over lineup possibilities, especially with our 5 Big Boppers. Mitch and Gordon quarrel over X-Factors and Pre-Season Prop Bets.

Glutton-for-punishment Andrew comes back for more in 2022. Gordon takes a firm stance on Tommy Bahama shirts. Mitch definitely doesn't take us on a trip down memory lane to the woes of last year's World Series. Presented by Roberto Mondesori.