The Winnipeg Jets wrapped the first round of the playoff’s last night with a WIN against the St. Louis Blues & advance to take on Dallas next! We know we’re not the only one’s feeling the “Jet Lag” this morning after that intense game. Productivity will be at an all-time low today… Imagine taking up pressure washing as a hobby. Ozzy is preparing for his last show. It’s about to be 30 degrees out & Kirby is trying to fix her A/C unit. What are you not comfortable doing alone? Find out with Joe’s “Completely Useless Question”.

00:00 Jets WIN!
04:38 Bone Phone
10:48 Jet Lag
13:43 Pressure Washer
17:57 Dark Work
21:31 Completely Useless Trivia
25:06 Sabbath Last Show
28:02 Kirby’s A/C Repair

Kirby has a cat that turns 15 years old today! We try to figure out how many human years that is & what she plans on doing to celebrate. The donut talk continues with a question about sugar/powdered donuts & how messy they are. Another Friday, another round of “The Name Game” where we ask a series of random questions & guess your name. Phil takes it hard. Kirby would like to wash her patio furniture off at the car wash but wants to know if it’s allowed. Only 10% of people do THIS every day… Find out with the “Completely Useless Question”. We also get the Bomber rundown with Wade Miller ahead of football season! Plus… GO JETS GO!

00:00 Kirby’s Cat Birthday
02:56 Bone Phone
10:10 Sugar/Powdered Donuts
14:26 Name Game
20:02 Car Wash
23:13 Completely Useless Trivia
29:11 Patio Furniture At Car Wash
32:41 Wade Miller - Winnipeg Blue Bombers Interview

Happy 1st day of MAY! Fresh off a Jets win last night, there is a lot of excitement in the city about this playoff series. It’s like a nature park outside the doors of the radio station & a couple of geese have taken up residency which has Philly intimidated. With the beautiful weather on the horizon, let’s fire up the BBQ for Throwdown Thursday – Hotdogs vs Burgers. Which one are you choosing off the grill? Completely Useless Question has us thinking about DYI projects. A Bone Phone call came in asking for Joe’s Gut Feeling on horse racing of all things!

00:00 Jets Win
03:40 Bone Phone
10:36 Parking Lot Geese
13:19 Beautiful Weather
17:12 Throwdown Thursday
21:40 Hotdogs vs Burgers
24:17 Completely Useless Question
29:31 Joe’s Gut Feeling – Kentucky Derby

With all that rain – Kirby is concerned about pedestrians getting splashed. You know we love talking about food on the show… It’s Day 2 of talking about how many donuts you can eat in one sitting. Would You Rather Wednesday has you deciding who to throw under the bus. McGruff the Crime Dog vs Smokey the Bear! Do you check your horoscope? It’s Taurus season. After all that donut talk, we get Joe’s gut feeling on the Jets game tonight! Plus, Kirby gives a review of the Bush show at Canada Life Centre last night.

00:00 Winnipeg Splasher
03:17 Bone Phone
09:07 Donuts
14:17 Would You Rather
19:37 More On Donuts
23:24 Completely Useless Question
29:26 Joe’s Gut Feeling
32:41 Bush Show

It’s the day after the Federal Election. Philly could see himself working at a polling station in his retirement – especially if he gets to wear a safety vest & drive a golf cart around. It’s #2DAT which means “Two Days Ago Tuesday” where we wanna see what you were up to on Sunday. How superstitious are you? Find out with the “Completely Useless Question”. Manitoba is getting it’s first robot surgeon. Kirby can’t seem to grasp the idea of dressing appropriately for the weather. PLUS how many donuts have you eaten in one sitting… No judgement here!

00:00 Federal Election
03:39 Bone Phone
09:33 Philly Workin’ The Polls
11:15 #2DAT
15:20 Completely Useless Question
19:49 Robot Surgeon
20:51 Kirby Without Jacket
22:59 Donut Eating Records

The series is tied at 2-2 for the Jets & Blues – How would you sum up your feeling in three words or less? We had a taste of nice weather over the weekend, but what does the week look like. There is a good chance you talk to your pet with a different voice, maybe even your spouse. Deer jumping out on the road in front of you can be avoided by using a… Whistle? Kirby proposes an underpass for them to use. Find out what we hate doing on Mondays in Joe’s “Completely Useless Question”.

00:00 Winnipeg Jets
04:59 Bone Phone
12:13 Weather
16:13 Using A Different Voice
19:08 Concern Level
22:52 Office Women
25:20 Completely Useless Question
28:22 Deer Whistle

No need to panic – Just because the Jets lost Game 3 last night doesn’t mean cause for concern! We unpack our feelings about the playoff series so far. After a big bowl of chili last night with a side of garlic bread – Joe is ready to give a gut feeling as well. Kirby uses the “Do Not Disturb” feature on her phone but makes a couple of exceptions. We had so many tickets to giveaway on the show, thank goodness Joe keeps track. The Name Game losing streak ends after a little help. Think about things you’ve done twice in your life because that’s the answer for the “Completely Useless Question”.

00:00 Jets Concern Level
03:23 Bone Phone
09:21 Do Not Disturb
12:26 Lay It On The Line
15:17 Name Game
21:40 Joe’s Gut Feeling
24:33 Completely Useless Question

It’s Jets Game Day! Our Lady Peace might have known what “Naveed” means but PJK learns this morning. Joe has been receiving emails from another Joe in the company & we contact him to find out if the same happens to him. Throwdown Thursday is all about watching the game out or at home – Which one do you prefer? There are just some things in life that instantly make you happy – Find out what they are in Completely Useless. Phil admits to googling different types of animals to see who would win in a battle which leads us to discuss the difference between a honey badger & a regular badger.

00:00 Meaning Of Naveed
02:15 Bone Phone
08:58 Jets Gamesmanship
13:01 The Other Joe Part 1
16:29 Throwdown Thursday
19:53 The Other Joe Part 2
22:36 Completely Useless Question
28:16 Honey Badgers vs Badgers

We kick off a rainy Wednesday! The Whiteout continues to take over the city as we gear up for Game 3. The Glorious Sons are coming back to Winnipeg for the Burt Block Party this summer & the lead singer is a vibe. Would You Rather… Have to ask for a plunger or use an expired coupon on a first date? When it comes to pizza, Joe is the guy to ask! The dating talk continues on Completely Useless with a question about fun things to do on a first date that will help you secure a second PLUS the Bone Phone is lit as per usual.

00:00 Good Morning
03:19 Whiteout Support
6:00 Glorious Sons
09:38 Would You Rather
14:28 Joe And Pizza
17:24 Completely Useless Question
25:50 Bone Phone

Two wins in the bag for the Winnipeg Jets in the first round of the playoffs! To celebrate we have rolled out “Jets Jams” & fill you in on where you can find a yard sign to show your love. Joe was seen running around downtown Winnipeg after the Whiteout party. The conversation about canned meat continues… Zippering & not waving. Who is stealing toilet paper & Kleenex from work? Plus other stolen office items.

00:00 GO JETS GO!
03:25 Bone Phone
11:19 Canned Ham
13:45 Zippering
16:55 Jets Jams
20:07 Completely Useless Question
26:10 Joe Whiteout Party
30:21 Jets Signs