What are the best ways children (and some radio producers) use to stall when a parent is making them go to bed? Find out that and more in this edition of STUPID NEWS...

They breed. They vote. They're IDIOTS OF THE DAY...

Have you ever passed gas on a plane? Well, a crew had to make an emergency landing because the plane filled up....with farts.

This edition of STUPID NEWS contains stories of weak bladder control and the New Haven Police want to teach you a lesson. No word if they want to ground you....

Which bathroom stall is the cleanest? Thanks to science, and this edition of STUPID NEWS, you'll know!

A weekend MSNBC host says a common descriptor "demeans the slave experience" and hip-hop artist A$AP Ferg really needs to crack a dictionary. Phil has a message for these two - "NO! NO NO NO!!"

A new law in the Ukraine led to a surprising modification to a Vladamir Lenin statue and there a 5 brand-new Pop Tart flavors. The details to this, and more, in this edition of FAVORITE STORIES OF THE DAY...

The legendary Pat Boone joined Phil for a nearly 20 minute interview! Hear Pat talk about his unwavering faith, the time that a young Elvis Presley opened for him and who impresses him musically today...

Someone passed an article along to Phil about how rapper Wakka Flaka Flame wanted to be Speaker of the House. That someone just so happened to be Congressman Jimmy Duncan. The Congressman joined Phil on-air to give his thoughts on Mr. Flaka Flame's future as the Speaker, as well as some more realistic candidates...

According to some (mostly Phil), Facebook is one of the greatest detectives in the modern world. This is another instance of when Facebook "get's their guy!" And you won't believe WHERE AND HOW this guy was caught....